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Calm Down, I'm A DJ Socks
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Description: I'm good with both of my hands.

Tags: dance, deejay, djs, dubstep, edm

Calm Down, I'm A DJ Socks

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Como Se Llama? Socks
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Description: Cool ugly knit sweater cross stitch style Llama design.

Tags: llama drama, the llama song, como llama, spanish, no prob llama

Como Se Llama? Socks

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I Heart Sriracha Socks
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Description: Don't everyone!

Tags: rooster, spicy food, chili sauce, sauce, sriracha

I Heart Sriracha Socks

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I'm Only Disagreeable Because You Keep Disagreeing With Me Socks
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Description: Just stop disagreeing and we'll all be fine.

Tags: furious, frustrate, peeved, grumpy, introvert
Pho-Q Best Noodle Socks
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Description: Funny name for a yummy soup.

Tags: vietnamese, pho soup pun, fuck, food, texas

Pho-Q Best Noodle Socks

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Treat Me Like A Dirty Piggie Socks
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Description: No judgement if you buy this.

Tags: gay pride, queer, slave, bdsm, kinky

Treat Me Like A Dirty Piggie Socks

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Well That's Enough Adulting For Today Socks
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Description: Legally drinking alcohol is the only plus of being an adult.

Tags: adult, adulting is hard, alcohol, beer, drink
Mama of Dwagons Socks
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Description: For parents of scale babies.

Tags: pet, reptiles, snake, dragon, animals

Mama of Dwagons Socks

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Behold and Obey Socks
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Description: I am cat, your new lord and master.

Tags: kittens, kitten, kitty, cats, kitty cats

Behold and Obey Socks

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Trump Make Me Sad Socks
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Description: Every damn day.

Tags: trump racist, trump fascist, stop trump, fuck trump, nevertrump

Trump Make Me Sad Socks

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Lick Me Make Me Happy Socks
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Description: I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Tags: innuendos, innuendo, melting, icecream, oral sex

Lick Me Make Me Happy Socks

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Hung Like A Horny Horsie Socks
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Description: You make horny horsie horny. Cuteness overload.

Tags: unicorns, endowed, horse, horny, unicorny

Hung Like A Horny Horsie Socks

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U Make Me Horny Socks
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Description: It's true. You do.

Tags: funnytee, silly, sexy, cuteness, funny saying

U Make Me Horny Socks

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Rooster makes all the noise but the hen lays all the eggs. Socks
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Description: The loudest voice isn't always the hardest worker.

Tags: feminism, feminist, chicken lady, feminists, equal rights
Floral Skull and Crossbones Socks
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Description: Cool design of skull and crossbones made of flowers.

Tags: floral, floral design, flower, flowers, pirate

Floral Skull and Crossbones Socks

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People - Interesting concept, Poorly implemented. Socks
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Description: Even the best designs can be ruined by bad implementation.

Tags: introverts, sarcasm, bookworm, introvert, introverted
Introverts like the idea of people, Just not the reality. Socks
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Description: A good concept, but poorly implemented.

Tags: introversion, people suck, introverts unite, non social, antisocial
My Wife's PMS Gave Me PTSD. Socks
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Description: It can happen.

Tags: wives, women, husbands, pmsproxy, moms

My Wife's PMS Gave Me PTSD. Socks

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Stop Tree Bukkake Socks
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Description: If you live in the South your car is coated in the tree sperm every Spring.

Tags: allergic, allergy awareness, allergy month, allergy sufferers, allergy support

Stop Tree Bukkake Socks

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Don't Chew Fuggetabout Me Socks
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Description: And now you have it stuck in your head too.

Tags: 1980s, 80s movies, breakfast club, john hughes, molly ringwald

Don't Chew Fuggetabout Me Socks

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New Meds Who Dis? Socks
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Description: Sometimes it takes time to adjust to a new prescription.

Tags: anxiety, depression, health, medical student, medication

New Meds Who Dis? Socks

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I Survived The Winter Of 2018-2019 Socks

Description: It's been a really long crappy Winter.

Tags: weather, polar, winter, snow, nature
Gay Buddha Mandala Socks
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Description: Mandala design in rainbow colors with meditating Buddha in center.

Tags: lgbt, gay pride, lotus, zen, bisexual

Gay Buddha Mandala Socks

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This Is My Happy Face Socks
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Description: I'm showing teeth, isn't that considered smiling?

Tags: horror, skulls, jolly roger, halloween, skull

This Is My Happy Face Socks

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Save Me From Myself Socks
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Description: Sometimes you are your worst enemy.

Tags: goth, gothic, dark, black, emotion

Save Me From Myself Socks

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I may be crazy, but I'm not Florida man crazy. Socks
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Description: That is a level of crazy that no one wants.

Tags: nuts crazy, miami, florida man, florida state, crazy
Can is unavailable, might I interest you in some cannot? Socks
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Description: Cannot is on sale today.

Tags: literally cant, lazy, yes we cant even, i cant even, tumblr cant even meme
Can't Even But Can Odd. Socks
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Description: Sure to get strange looks from people.

Tags: literally cant, weird, weirdo, humor, cant even

Can't Even But Can Odd. Socks

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Much sorrowful, not able to can today. Socks

Description: I literally cannot even in Engrish.

Tags: cannot, just cant, introvert, overworked
It's a pecan pie, not a pecan't Socks
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Description: Regardless of how you pronounce it, it's tasty.

Tags: pecans, pecan, pie lover, funny pie, foodie
80s Kid Socks
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Description: Great shirt for anyone who was a kid or teen during the 80s.

Tags: retro, 1980s cartoon, eighties, 80s tv, vintage

80s Kid Socks

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Best Uncle Grampa Ever Socks
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Description: I don't judge your family, don't judge mine.

Tags: uncle grampa, family reunion, incest is best, redneck, super uncle

Best Uncle Grampa Ever Socks

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If The World Doesn't End With A Zombie Apocalypse, I Am Going To Be Pissed Socks

Description: I mean how many years are they going to tease us with it?

Tags: daryl dixon, dead, halloween, michonne, negan
The Path To Enlightenment Socks
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Description: A vessel that is full cannot be filled.

Tags: zen, transcend, quotes, awesome, ignorance

The Path To Enlightenment Socks

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The Path To Enlightenment Begins With Admitting You Are A Stupid Motherfucker. Socks
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Description: The Path To Enlightenment Begins With Admitting You Are A Stupid Motherfucker.

Tags: spirituality, transcend, zen, meditation, offensive
You Take The High Road And I'll Take The Xanax Socks
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Description: Sometimes it's all you need.

Tags: introvert, social anxiety, sarcasm, socially awkward, anxiety awarness

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