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The Coffee Circle of Life Socks
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Description: It's all connected.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, cappuccino, coffee bean, coffee drinks

The Coffee Circle of Life Socks

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Fucough Allergic to BS Socks
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Description: Allergies are a bitch.

Tags: fuck, sarcasm, humor, offensive, allergic to bullshit

Fucough Allergic to BS Socks

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Trump Lies Secret Message Socks
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Description: Cool design of the words "Trump Lies" making up an image of his gaping maw.

Tags: political, democrat, president, politics, donald trump

Trump Lies Secret Message Socks

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Impeach Trump And Corruption Will Slump Socks
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Description: In answer to Trump's "Build A Wall And Crime Will Fall" slogan

Tags: build a wall, anti trump, donald trump, not my president, impeach
You Can't Just Decide That I'm Drunk ATHF Quote Socks
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Description: My favorite quote.

Tags: adult swim, aqua teen, aqua teen hunger force, aquateen hunger force, athf
Crappy Diem Socks
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Description: Meh.

Tags: carpe, carpediem, crappy, diem, funny crappy

Crappy Diem Socks

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WT Actual F? Socks
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Description: Seriously?

Tags: what the actual fuck, what the fuck, humor, fuck, wtf happened

WT Actual F? Socks

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Status Quo 2020 Socks
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Description: Does anyone else miss the good old days?

Tags: 2020 democratic candidates, 2020 presidential election, 2020 election, not my president, democrat

Status Quo 2020 Socks

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Zombie Starvation Socks
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Description: You only have to run faster than the slowest person. Great shirt for people who like zombie tv series and video games.

Tags: funny zombie, halloween, the walking dead, zombie, zombie apocalypse

Zombie Starvation Socks

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Road To Hell Is Paved With Socks
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Description: It's a fact. Don't mess with me.

Tags: cynical humor, dont mess with me, hardcore, humor, humour

Road To Hell Is Paved With Socks

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Not Amused Emoji Socks
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Description: You need to fix that now.

Tags: emoji, emoticon, face, fun, hipster

Not Amused Emoji Socks

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Personality Test Came Back Negative Socks
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Description: I'm positive. I'm positive I hate people.

Tags: antisocial, misanthrope, negative people, sarcasm, introvert
Prophets vs Profits Socks
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Description: When your pastor lives in a multi-million dollar mansion, something is wrong.

Tags: anti religion, anti theist, atheism, atheist, christopher hitchens

Prophets vs Profits Socks

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Real Atheist vs Fake Christian Socks
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Description: Seems to be a lot of Christians these days that are not at all Christ like.

Tags: atheist, atheism, free thought, free thinker, sam harris
If You Can Read This Thank A Sumerian Socks
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Description: They did invent writing after all. Cuneiform script says, "You Are Welcome".

Tags: science, ancient, nerds, nerdy gifts, archaeology
Coffee Loop Of Addiction Socks
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Description: I drink coffee so I can work hard so I can make money so I can drink coffee...

Tags: motivation, black, cappuccino, espresso, caffeine

Coffee Loop Of Addiction Socks

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I See Thirsty Bitches Socks
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Description: It's true and you know it.

Tags: attention whore, conceited, drink, drinking, gay

I See Thirsty Bitches Socks

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Stop Sucking So Much Socks
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Description: It's the best advice you can give anyone.

Tags: humor, insult, insulting, mean, sarcasm

Stop Sucking So Much Socks

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Putting Myself Up For Adoption Socks
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Description: Adulting is hard. I want someone to take care of me.

Tags: humor, adopt, adulting, i cant adult today
Philadelphia PHL Skyline Socks
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Description: Cool skyline view of sunny downtown Philadelphia over the PHL airport code.

Tags: philadelphia 76ers, airport codes, pennsylvania, philly

Philadelphia PHL Skyline Socks

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Kiss Me I'm Lonely So Lonely Socks
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Description: Great shirt to get kisses from random people who feel sorry for you.

Tags: irish, clover, 4 leafed clover, saint patricks day, shamrocks

Kiss Me I'm Lonely So Lonely Socks

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Fire Hazard Socks
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Description: When you're hot, you're hot.

Tags: caution sign, hot, sexy women, warning sign, sexy man

Fire Hazard Socks

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I Don't Follow Back Socks
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Description: I'm a leader not a follower.

Tags: social media, hipster, tumblr, twitter, facebook

I Don't Follow Back Socks

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I Ain't No Follow Back Girl Socks
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Description: You know the type, you follow them on social media and they just ignore you.

Tags: attitude, facebook, follow, follower, following

I Ain't No Follow Back Girl Socks

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Grey Argyle Sweater Pattern Socks
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Description: Just a cool argyle pattern with actual knit overlay, unlike all the others.

Tags: plaid design, retro, vintage, argyle plaid pattern, plaid

Grey Argyle Sweater Pattern Socks

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Get Weird Neon Socks
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Description: We're all weirdos. Let's own it.

Tags: weirdness, weird, weird stuff, retro, neon

Get Weird Neon Socks

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Pi Day Socks
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Description: Pi To 3183 Digits.

Tags: geek, mathlete, national pi day, 3 dot 1416, nerd

Pi Day Socks

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Over The Hill But Still Sexy Socks
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Description: Some of us age pretty well and only get better with age.

Tags: sexy, still sexy, 40th birthday gift, 40 birthday, 50th birthday

Over The Hill But Still Sexy Socks

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And People In Hell Want Ice Water Socks
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Description: Warn people in advance that you don't care what they want. This isn't Burger King.

Tags: awesome, bitchiness, humor, mom quotes, mom sayings
What Can Be Asserted Without Evidence Hitchens Quote Socks
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Description: It must be a secret code since so few people know it.

Tags: free thinker, non religious, free thought, anti religion, religion
Funcle Druncle Guncle Socks
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Description: Some lucky kids get all three in one!

Tags: funcle, guncle gay, super uncle, uncle

Funcle Druncle Guncle Socks

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Smocking Gun Rights Socks
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Description: The Constipation guarantees our smocking gun rights!

Tags: trump sucks, witch hunt, guns, donald trump, smocking

Smocking Gun Rights Socks

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Friendship can lead to a gnu ewe dad puns Socks
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Description: Great shirt for Dads and children. Lol.

Tags: dad jokes, farm, silly, silly designs, wool
I Inherited The Gene For Sarcasm From Both Sides Socks
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Description: Most people with two copies of the sarcasm gene die, but I'm an exception.

Tags: funny quote, sarcastic comment, sarcastic, humor, sarcasm
Old English Saxon Town Names Socks
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Description: A list of the Old English names of English cities. Great shirt for fans of TV shows like The Last Kingdom. Buy one now arseling!

Tags: uhtred of bebbanburg, alfred i, alfred the great, anglo saxon, danes

Old English Saxon Town Names Socks

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Can Trump Tweet? Socks
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Description: He's the ultimate annoyer, isn't he?

Tags: sarcastic, tweet, twitter, donald trump, humor

Can Trump Tweet? Socks

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