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Can I Be More Annoying? Socks
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Description: You haven't seen anything yet. My annoying meter goes to 11!

Tags: in your face, annoying self deprecating humor, annoyed funny, annoy

Can I Be More Annoying? Socks

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Merry Ex-Mas Socks
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Description: Now that is a reason to celebrate!!!

Tags: anti love, breaking up, breaking up gifts, divorce, divorce gifts

Merry Ex-Mas Socks

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I Don't Need To Exorcise My Demons Socks
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Description: Why do people think I need a priest as a workout partner?

Tags: bodybuilding, demons, devil, exercise, fitness

I Don't Need To Exorcise My Demons Socks

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Atheist Christmas Socks
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Description: Seriously. It's not even your birthday.

Tags: atheism, atheist, xmas, humour, christmas

Atheist Christmas Socks

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I Don't Have Personality Flaws Socks
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Description: You should always try to be honest about yourself.

Tags: humorous, awesome, superior, sarcasm, witty

I Don't Have Personality Flaws Socks

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I'm Not Complicated, I'm Full-Featured Socks
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Description: It's very true, the more features something has to offer the more complicated it is.

Tags: high maintenance tank, high maintenance clothing, complicated, complex, sexy women

I'm Not Complicated, I'm Full-Featured Socks

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Holly Jolly Mofo Socks
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Description: Great shirt for holiday parties!

Tags: chistmas, christmas sweater, holiday clothing, holidays, merry christmas

Holly Jolly Mofo Socks

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Sex Is Like Chess Socks
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Description: There are so many pieces and I can never remember which one moves in which direction.

Tags: asexual, awkward is my specialty, awkwardness, clumsy, funny saying

Sex Is Like Chess Socks

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Like + Share Socks
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Description: Some people have a so much love to give that it takes more than one person to make them happy.

Tags: open relationships, polyamory, flirtateous, sexy, naughty

Like + Share Socks

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Can't Diet Because Lettuce Recalled Socks
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Description: Seriously, they never recall chocolate cake for contamination. Is it a sign?

Tags: diet, diet humor, dieting joke, fitness, funny diet

Can't Diet Because Lettuce Recalled Socks

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A Bitch Socks
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Description: And I will cut you and steal your man.

Tags: a and f, abercrombie, abercrombie and fitch, af, applecrumble and fish

A Bitch Socks

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Winter Snowflake Socks
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Description: My version of the ubiquitous snowflake design.

Tags: snow, santa claus, holiday clothing, winter, merry christmas

Winter Snowflake Socks

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Meditate Don't Medicate Socks
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Description: It's a very simple and natural way to take care of yourself, that's been tried and proven for thousands of years and has no negative side effects.

Tags: spirituality, meditation lover, meditation gifts, secure and peaceful, natural healing

Meditate Don't Medicate Socks

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Screaming Inside Socks
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Description: Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

Tags: horror, halloween, dark humour, goth, edvard munch

Screaming Inside Socks

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Aliens Lock Their Doors Socks

Description: We aren't exactly a good neighborhood. When homo sapiens move in, your home values usually drop.

Tags: believes, grey aliens, area 51, aliens are real, green martian

Aliens Lock Their Doors Socks

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Asperger's Is A Superpower Socks
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Description: I think that people with Asperger's have found a far better use for their brain power than just obsessing about what other people are thinking and doing. That gives them tremendous observational and analytical skills that the rest of us are lacking.

Tags: autistic hero, autism spectrum, asd, asperger, autism support

Asperger's Is A Superpower Socks

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Spend More Time With My Kids Socks
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Description: Who wouldn't rather spend time with their fur babies that with Linda from accounting?

Tags: dog, puppy, cats, pet, kitty

Spend More Time With My Kids Socks

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State Of Denial Socks
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Description: Great shirt for depraved individuals who are no longer in a state of denial.

Tags: atheism, atheist, gay, gay pride, lesbian

State Of Denial Socks

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Love Machine Socks
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Description: T-shirt that was designed in colors that will interact with the strobe lights in dance clubs. Colors shift from red to blue to green in response to the flashing lights. Great shirt for getting your groove on.

Tags: edm, party, raver, clubber, hallucinogen

Love Machine Socks

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Techno Lasers Socks
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Description: Cool shirt for fans of Techno music. Great for parties, raves, EDM Festivals, clubs and just hanging out.

Tags: dubstep, electro, electronic, trance, techno music

Techno Lasers Socks

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Techno Techyaaaas! Socks
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Description: The gay community originated dance music, so this is a natural.

Tags: rave, electronica, trance, house, gay

Techno Techyaaaas! Socks

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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Love Me Socks
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Description: Some people can be difficult, but loving them is worth the effort.

Tags: autistic child, self deprecating, awareness, self deprecation, autistic

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Love Me Socks

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Awkward Drunk Socks
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Description: Except when I am drunk I don't feel awkward until I sober up and remember.

Tags: alcohol, awkward, beer, booze, drinking

Awkward Drunk Socks

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I'm Weird Get Over It Socks
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Description: Seriously. Embrace my weirdness.

Tags: weird, weird stuff, introvert, odd, strange

I'm Weird Get Over It Socks

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Don't Feed The Crocodiles Your Leftover Tide Pods Socks
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Description: If you eat enough of them, this shirt will make sense to you.

Tags: adulting, crazy millenials, humor, meme, memes
I'm Over It Socks
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Description: I just can't deal with it anymore!!!!

Tags: over it already, over it slim fit, nihilism, metal, humor

I'm Over It Socks

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Drunk Ass Bitch Socks
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Description: Great shirt for drunk ass bitches everywhere! Be proud of who you are!

Tags: bitch, drunk, eat sleep rave repeat, sarcasm, booze funny

Drunk Ass Bitch Socks

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Work Eat Sleep Socks
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Description: I hate it when people ask me what I've been up to because my life is really boring.

Tags: nihilism, sarcasm, sarcastic, all work and no play, nihilist

Work Eat Sleep Socks

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Donald Trump Undoing Progress Socks
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Description: It's true. He wants to take us back to the 1850s days of stock market crashes and robber barons.

Tags: nevertrump, dump trump, fuck trump, trump fascist, donald trump

Donald Trump Undoing Progress Socks

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Democratic Socialism Is Not Communism Socks

Description: It's true. Uncle Vlad would laugh his ass off at the suggestion.

Tags: democrat, resist, politics, democratic socialism, democrats

Democratic Socialism Is Not Communism Socks

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I Just Want To Hug You From The Inside Socks
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Description: Everybody likes hugs. What could be better?

Tags: love, hugs not drugs, humour, offensive adult humor, adult

I Just Want To Hug You From The Inside Socks

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I'm The Future Liberals Want Socks
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Description: Instead of other people telling you what liberals want, just show them. Great shirt for your kids!

Tags: gay, lesbian, feminists, progressive, feminism

I'm The Future Liberals Want Socks

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I Work From Home So I Can Day Drink Socks
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Description: It's the best perk about being your own boss. Great shirt you can wear at work all day and no one can say a damn thing about it.

Tags: alcohol, booze, day drinker funny, drinking, funny

I Work From Home So I Can Day Drink Socks

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Feelin Groovy Rainbow Socks
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Description: Just a cool 70s retro t-shirt updated with rainbow colors.

Tags: retro, weed, marijuana, lesbian, gay

Feelin Groovy Rainbow Socks

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This Game Sucks Socks
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Description: I don't know why I shut off my console and left the house because this game really sucks. Great shirt for people who are not used to reality or the real world.

Tags: cheap video game, games, gamers clothing, game, clothing for gamers

This Game Sucks Socks

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Don't Poke Me Bro Socks

Description: Seriously, this isn't Myspace. Everyone hates pokes.

Tags: dont tread on me, gadsden flag, facebook, poke, dont poke

Don't Poke Me Bro Socks

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