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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Seattle, Washington

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Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way! Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: You're gonna get hurt, Billy!

Tags: 80s, 90s, adam sandler, adam sandler movie, billy
Utah, get me two! Hat
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Description: Yours is the one that looks like roadkill.

Tags: bodhi, gary busey, johnny utah, keanu reeves, meatballs

Utah, get me two! Hat

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These Guys will Rock and Roll Hat
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Description: "Pop guard number 3 because what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Tags: al pacino, bank robbers, bank robbery, deniro, film

These Guys will Rock and Roll Hat

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Chesty Puller Hat
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Description: Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are! Semper Fidelis!

Tags: devil dogs, korean war, marine, marines, military

Chesty Puller Hat

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M41A Pulse Rifle! Hat
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Description: "Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?"

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, facehugger, grunt

M41A Pulse Rifle! Hat

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Lucy's Tiger Den Hat
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Description: Lucy's Tiger Den Bar in Bangkok

Tags: alcohol, bangkok, bar, beer, drunk

Lucy's Tiger Den Hat

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Oakland Baseball Hat
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Description: Stay Gold, Oakland.

Tags: athletics, athletics baseball, baseball, bay area, california

Oakland Baseball Hat

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April 26, 1992 Hat
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Description: "April 26, 1992. There was riot on the streets tell me where were you?"

Tags: 1990 legends, 1990s, 1992 legends, 90s, beach

April 26, 1992 Hat

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Surplus City Hat
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Description: Commando will always make me wonder if the gun store I walk into has a button under the counter that opens the door to a secret room.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, gun

Surplus City Hat

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Mrs. Sam Rothstein Hat
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Description: They gave her a "hot dose." Oh Ginger...

Tags: cards, casino gambling, gambling, gangster, ginger

Mrs. Sam Rothstein Hat

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NEVER BOXED IN Hat
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Description: With the FAL, you're never alone. Her bite is worse than her bark. Just ask Cherito. Michael Cherito.

Tags: al pacino, banking, gangster, gangster movies, gun

NEVER BOXED IN Hat

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Del Preston! Hat
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Description: "So, Jeff Beck pops his head in around the door, and mentions there's a sweet shoppe on the edge of town."

Tags: comedy, dana carvey, garth, humor, mike myers

Del Preston! Hat

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You're so Cool Hat
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Description: "Getting away with it? That's the easy part."

Tags: cadillac, christian slater, drexel, elvis, elvis presley

You're so Cool Hat

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"We Destroy Worlds." Hat
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Description: Definitely a division of Weyland-Yutani. Causa Mortis.

Tags: alien, aliens, destruction, facehugger, i am become death

"We Destroy Worlds." Hat

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Three Foot World Hat
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Description: A Navy SEAL explained that he lives in a "three foot world". He takes care of his family, friends and loved ones but realized it was useless to stress about the outside world and how little we're in control of anything. Zulu Foxtrot!

Tags: grunt, iraq and afghanistan veteran, marine corps, marines, military

Three Foot World Hat

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Project Muddy Hill Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: Illigitimus Non Carborundum

Tags: military, naval aviation, naval aviator, pilot, squadron

Project Muddy Hill Hat

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HeliVets! Hat
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Description: "From the skies to save your pets, Here they come, the HeliVets!" "It's Dead."

Tags: british, british humour, england, helicopter, mark corrigan

HeliVets! Hat

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The Angry Piper Pub Hat
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Description: Visit the lovely town of Leighanne and meet him! He's grumpy, unwavering, and also aggressively coming towards you!

Tags: alcohol, bagpipe, bagpiper, beer, drinking

The Angry Piper Pub Hat

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Go back to the Valley, man. Hat
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Description: Politeness counts, asshole.

Tags: big wave surfing, bodhi, hawaii, keanu, keanu reeves

Go back to the Valley, man. Hat

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Wallet Inspector Hat
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Description: 'I caaan't believe that worked!"

Tags: animated series, bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson

Wallet Inspector Hat

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Drop of a Hat Hat
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Description: "Pop guard #3. Why? Because what difference does it make?. Why leave a living witness."

Tags: al pacino, cinema, film, gangster, gun

Drop of a Hat Hat

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Ricky Springfield   He's a Buddy of mine! Hat
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Description: "That's Cosmo. He's Chinese." My Awesome Mix Tape Volume #6

Tags: 1980s, 80s, alfred molina, burt reynolds, dirk diggler
Bup Bup! Madam! Hat
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Description: Judy never been about playing no shit.

Tags: court, football, judge, judgement, judy

Bup Bup! Madam! Hat

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Drugs Not Hugs Hat
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Description: Not a real hugger, thanks.

Tags: alien, aliens, colonial marines, lv 426, nostromo

Drugs Not Hugs Hat

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Hey, only what ya see, Pal! Hat
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Description: He thought he had a huge sale locked up, and would get to close up early...WRONG.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cyberdyne systems, cyborg, gun show

Hey, only what ya see, Pal! Hat

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U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Hat
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Description: LET'S ROCK!!!

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, ellen ripley, facehugger

U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Hat

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POWER LOADER Hat
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Description: "Well I can drive that loader. I have a Class 2 rating."

Tags: alien, aliens movie, caterpillar, facehugger, lv 426

POWER LOADER Hat

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Bio Weapons Group Hat
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Description: A part of Weyland-Yutani. Ask for Carter Burke.

Tags: alien, aliens movie, biohazard, ripley, science fiction

Bio Weapons Group Hat

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Attack Ships on Fire Hat
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Description: "I've seen things....you people wouldn't believe." More human than human.

Tags: blade runner movie, harrison ford, more human than human, nexus 6, replicant

Attack Ships on Fire Hat

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"Say when." Hat
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Description: They'll be your huckle bearers.

Tags: a team, army, delta, doc holliday, im your huckleberry

"Say when." Hat

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Tank Paratrooper Hat
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Description: "CONGRABULATIONS! You graduated! You're full-fledged tank paratroopers!"

Tags: army, paratrooper, paratroopers, ren and stimpy, ren and stimpy show

Tank Paratrooper Hat

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VMFA 138 High Rollers Hat
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Description: Fly Marine Corps!

Tags: aviator, fighter pilot, marine, marines, naval aviator

VMFA 138 High Rollers Hat

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KILO TROOP Hat
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Description: For those Killer Kilo Boys from Team 7!

Tags: frogman, kilo, military, navy, navy seal

KILO TROOP Hat

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1st Rare Div Hat
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Description: "Rarest of the Rare."

Tags: america, grunt, infantry, marine, marine corps

1st Rare Div Hat

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Berzerkers! Hat
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Description: When they're at your door, it's already too late. Greetings from them Virginia Beach boys!

Tags: frogman, military, navy, navy seals, nsw

Berzerkers! Hat

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Rare Avis Hat
Main Tag:  

Description: Rarest of the Rare.

Tags: avis, bird, rare, rare animal, strange

Rare Avis Hat

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