Rare Avis

Description: Maybe, and there's thousands, the smartest, funniest Simpsons line ever.

Description: You're gonna get hurt, Billy!

Description: Yours is the one that looks like roadkill.

Description: "Pop guard number 3 because what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Description: Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are! Semper Fidelis!

Description: "Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?"

Description: Lucy's Tiger Den Bar in Bangkok

Description: Stay Gold, Oakland.

Description: "April 26, 1992. There was riot on the streets tell me where were you?"

Description: Commando will always make me wonder if the gun store I walk into has a button under the counter that opens the door to a secret room.

Description: They gave her a "hot dose." Oh Ginger...

Description: With the FAL, you're never alone. Her bite is worse than her bark. Just ask Cherito. Michael Cherito.

Description: "So, Jeff Beck pops his head in around the door, and mentions there's a sweet shoppe on the edge of town."

Description: "Getting away with it? That's the easy part."

Description: Definitely a division of Weyland-Yutani. Causa Mortis.

Description: A Navy SEAL explained that he lives in a "three foot world". He takes care of his family, friends and loved ones but realized it was useless to stress about the outside world and how little we're in control of anything. Zulu Foxtrot!

Description: Illigitimus Non Carborundum

Description: "From the skies to save your pets, Here they come, the HeliVets!" "It's Dead."

Description: Visit the lovely town of Leighanne and meet him! He's grumpy, unwavering, and also aggressively coming towards you!

Description: Politeness counts, asshole.

Description: 'I caaan't believe that worked!"

Description: "That's Cosmo. He's Chinese." My Awesome Mix Tape Volume #6

Description: Judy never been about playing no shit.

Description: The M56 Smart Gun. Ol' Painless!

Description: Not a real hugger, thanks.

Description: He thought he had a huge sale locked up, and would get to close up early...WRONG.

Description: "Well I can drive that loader. I have a Class 2 rating."

Description: "I've seen things....you people wouldn't believe." More human than human.

Description: They'll be your huckle bearers.

Description: Fly Marine Corps!

Description: For those Killer Kilo Boys from Team 7!

Description: "Rarest of the Rare."

Description: When they're at your door, it's already too late. Greetings from them Virginia Beach boys!

Description: Rarest of the Rare.