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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Seattle, Washington

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I'm wearing a towel Shorts
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Description: Maybe, and there's thousands, the smartest, funniest Simpsons line ever.

Tags: bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson, lisa

I'm wearing a towel Shorts

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Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way! Shorts
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Description: You're gonna get hurt, Billy!

Tags: 80s, 90s, adam sandler, adam sandler movie, billy
These Guys will Rock and Roll Shorts
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Description: "Pop guard number 3 because what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Tags: al pacino, bank robbers, bank robbery, deniro, film
Chesty Puller Shorts
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Description: Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are! Semper Fidelis!

Tags: devil dogs, korean war, marine, marines, military

Chesty Puller Shorts

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M41A Pulse Rifle! Shorts
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Description: "Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?"

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, facehugger, grunt

M41A Pulse Rifle! Shorts

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Mrs. Sam Rothstein Shorts
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Description: They gave her a "hot dose." Oh Ginger...

Tags: cards, casino gambling, gambling, gangster, ginger

Mrs. Sam Rothstein Shorts

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NEVER BOXED IN Shorts
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Description: With the FAL, you're never alone. Her bite is worse than her bark. Just ask Cherito. Michael Cherito.

Tags: al pacino, banking, gangster, gangster movies, gun

NEVER BOXED IN Shorts

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Del Preston! Shorts
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Description: "So, Jeff Beck pops his head in around the door, and mentions there's a sweet shoppe on the edge of town."

Tags: comedy, dana carvey, garth, humor, mike myers

Del Preston! Shorts

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You're so Cool Shorts
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Description: "Getting away with it? That's the easy part."

Tags: cadillac, christian slater, drexel, elvis, elvis presley

You're so Cool Shorts

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Three Foot World Shorts
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Description: A Navy SEAL explained that he lives in a "three foot world". He takes care of his family, friends and loved ones but realized it was useless to stress about the outside world and how little we're in control of anything. Zulu Foxtrot!

Tags: grunt, iraq and afghanistan veteran, marine corps, marines, military

Three Foot World Shorts

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Project Muddy Hill Shorts
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Description: Illigitimus Non Carborundum

Tags: military, naval aviation, naval aviator, pilot, squadron

Project Muddy Hill Shorts

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HeliVets! Shorts

Description: "From the skies to save your pets, Here they come, the HeliVets!" "It's Dead."

Tags: british, british humour, england, helicopter, mark corrigan

HeliVets! Shorts

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The Angry Piper Pub Shorts
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Description: Visit the lovely town of Leighanne and meet him! He's grumpy, unwavering, and also aggressively coming towards you!

Tags: alcohol, bagpipe, bagpiper, beer, drinking

The Angry Piper Pub Shorts

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Ricky Springfield   He's a Buddy of mine! Shorts
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Description: "That's Cosmo. He's Chinese." My Awesome Mix Tape Volume #6

Tags: 1980s, 80s, alfred molina, burt reynolds, dirk diggler
Bup Bup! Madam! Shorts
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Description: Judy never been about playing no shit.

Tags: court, football, judge, judgement, judy

Bup Bup! Madam! Shorts

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Drugs Not Hugs Shorts
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Description: Not a real hugger, thanks.

Tags: alien, aliens, colonial marines, lv 426, nostromo

Drugs Not Hugs Shorts

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U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Shorts
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Description: LET'S ROCK!!!

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, ellen ripley, facehugger

U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Shorts

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Bio Weapons Group Shorts
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Description: A part of Weyland-Yutani. Ask for Carter Burke.

Tags: alien, aliens movie, biohazard, ripley, science fiction

Bio Weapons Group Shorts

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Attack Ships on Fire Shorts
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Description: "I've seen things....you people wouldn't believe." More human than human.

Tags: blade runner movie, harrison ford, more human than human, nexus 6, replicant

Attack Ships on Fire Shorts

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"Say when." Shorts
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Description: They'll be your huckle bearers.

Tags: a team, army, delta, doc holliday, im your huckleberry

"Say when." Shorts

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Tank Paratrooper Shorts
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Description: "CONGRABULATIONS! You graduated! You're full-fledged tank paratroopers!"

Tags: army, paratrooper, paratroopers, ren and stimpy, ren and stimpy show

Tank Paratrooper Shorts

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VMFA 138 High Rollers Shorts
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Description: Fly Marine Corps!

Tags: aviator, fighter pilot, marine, marines, naval aviator

VMFA 138 High Rollers Shorts

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KILO TROOP Shorts
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Description: For those Killer Kilo Boys from Team 7!

Tags: frogman, kilo, military, navy, navy seal

KILO TROOP Shorts

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1st Rare Div Shorts
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Description: "Rarest of the Rare."

Tags: america, grunt, infantry, marine, marine corps

1st Rare Div Shorts

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Berzerkers! Shorts
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Description: When they're at your door, it's already too late. Greetings from them Virginia Beach boys!

Tags: frogman, military, navy, navy seals, nsw

Berzerkers! Shorts

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Rare Avis Shorts
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Description: Rarest of the Rare.

Tags: avis, bird, rare, rare animal, strange

Rare Avis Shorts

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