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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Seattle, Washington

Hoodies

I'm wearing a towel Hoodie
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Description: Maybe, and there's thousands, the smartest, funniest Simpsons line ever.

Tags: bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson, lisa

I'm wearing a towel Hoodie

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Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way! Hoodie
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Description: You're gonna get hurt, Billy!

Tags: 80s, 90s, adam sandler, adam sandler movie, billy

Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way! Hoodie

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Utah, get me two! Hoodie
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Description: Yours is the one that looks like roadkill.

Tags: bodhi, gary busey, johnny utah, keanu reeves, meatballs

Utah, get me two! Hoodie

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These Guys will Rock and Roll Hoodie
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Description: "Pop guard number 3 because what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Tags: al pacino, bank robbers, bank robbery, deniro, film

These Guys will Rock and Roll Hoodie

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Chesty Puller Hoodie
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Description: Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are! Semper Fidelis!

Tags: devil dogs, korean war, marine, marines, military

Chesty Puller Hoodie

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M41A Pulse Rifle! Hoodie
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Description: "Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?"

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, facehugger, grunt

M41A Pulse Rifle! Hoodie

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Lucy's Tiger Den Hoodie

Description: Lucy's Tiger Den Bar in Bangkok

Tags: alcohol, bangkok, bar, beer, drunk

Lucy's Tiger Den Hoodie

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Oakland Baseball Hoodie

Description: Stay Gold, Oakland.

Tags: athletics, athletics baseball, baseball, bay area, california

Oakland Baseball Hoodie

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April 26, 1992 Hoodie
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Description: "April 26, 1992. There was riot on the streets tell me where were you?"

Tags: 1990 legends, 1990s, 1992 legends, 90s, beach

April 26, 1992 Hoodie

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Surplus City Hoodie
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Description: Commando will always make me wonder if the gun store I walk into has a button under the counter that opens the door to a secret room.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, gun

Surplus City Hoodie

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Mrs. Sam Rothstein Hoodie
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Description: They gave her a "hot dose." Oh Ginger...

Tags: cards, casino gambling, gambling, gangster, ginger

Mrs. Sam Rothstein Hoodie

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NEVER BOXED IN Hoodie
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Description: With the FAL, you're never alone. Her bite is worse than her bark. Just ask Cherito. Michael Cherito.

Tags: al pacino, banking, gangster, gangster movies, gun

NEVER BOXED IN Hoodie

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Del Preston! Hoodie
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Description: "So, Jeff Beck pops his head in around the door, and mentions there's a sweet shoppe on the edge of town."

Tags: comedy, dana carvey, garth, humor, mike myers

Del Preston! Hoodie

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You're so Cool Hoodie
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Description: "Getting away with it? That's the easy part."

Tags: cadillac, christian slater, drexel, elvis, elvis presley

You're so Cool Hoodie

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"We Destroy Worlds." Hoodie
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Description: Definitely a division of Weyland-Yutani. Causa Mortis.

Tags: alien, aliens, destruction, facehugger, i am become death

"We Destroy Worlds." Hoodie

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Three Foot World Hoodie
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Description: A Navy SEAL explained that he lives in a "three foot world". He takes care of his family, friends and loved ones but realized it was useless to stress about the outside world and how little we're in control of anything. Zulu Foxtrot!

Tags: grunt, iraq and afghanistan veteran, marine corps, marines, military

Three Foot World Hoodie

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Project Muddy Hill Hoodie
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Description: Illigitimus Non Carborundum

Tags: military, naval aviation, naval aviator, pilot, squadron

Project Muddy Hill Hoodie

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HeliVets! Hoodie

Description: "From the skies to save your pets, Here they come, the HeliVets!" "It's Dead."

Tags: british, british humour, england, helicopter, mark corrigan

HeliVets! Hoodie

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The Angry Piper Pub Hoodie
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Description: Visit the lovely town of Leighanne and meet him! He's grumpy, unwavering, and also aggressively coming towards you!

Tags: alcohol, bagpipe, bagpiper, beer, drinking

The Angry Piper Pub Hoodie

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Go back to the Valley, man. Hoodie
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Description: Politeness counts, asshole.

Tags: big wave surfing, bodhi, hawaii, keanu, keanu reeves

Go back to the Valley, man. Hoodie

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Wallet Inspector Hoodie
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Description: 'I caaan't believe that worked!"

Tags: animated series, bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson

Wallet Inspector Hoodie

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Ricky Springfield   He's a Buddy of mine! Hoodie
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Description: "That's Cosmo. He's Chinese." My Awesome Mix Tape Volume #6

Tags: 1980s, 80s, alfred molina, burt reynolds, dirk diggler

Ricky Springfield He's a Buddy of mine! Hoodie

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Bup Bup! Madam! Hoodie
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Description: Judy never been about playing no shit.

Tags: court, football, judge, judgement, judy

Bup Bup! Madam! Hoodie

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Drugs Not Hugs Hoodie
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Description: Not a real hugger, thanks.

Tags: alien, aliens, colonial marines, lv 426, nostromo

Drugs Not Hugs Hoodie

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Hey, only what ya see, Pal! Hoodie
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Description: He thought he had a huge sale locked up, and would get to close up early...WRONG.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cyberdyne systems, cyborg, gun show

Hey, only what ya see, Pal! Hoodie

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U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Hoodie
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Description: LET'S ROCK!!!

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, ellen ripley, facehugger

U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Hoodie

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POWER LOADER Hoodie
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Description: "Well I can drive that loader. I have a Class 2 rating."

Tags: alien, aliens movie, caterpillar, facehugger, lv 426

POWER LOADER Hoodie

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Bio Weapons Group Hoodie
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Description: A part of Weyland-Yutani. Ask for Carter Burke.

Tags: alien, aliens movie, biohazard, ripley, science fiction

Bio Weapons Group Hoodie

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Attack Ships on Fire Hoodie
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Description: "I've seen things....you people wouldn't believe." More human than human.

Tags: blade runner movie, harrison ford, more human than human, nexus 6, replicant

Attack Ships on Fire Hoodie

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"Say when." Hoodie
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Description: They'll be your huckle bearers.

Tags: a team, army, delta, doc holliday, im your huckleberry

"Say when." Hoodie

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Tank Paratrooper Hoodie
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Description: "CONGRABULATIONS! You graduated! You're full-fledged tank paratroopers!"

Tags: army, paratrooper, paratroopers, ren and stimpy, ren and stimpy show

Tank Paratrooper Hoodie

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VMFA 138 High Rollers Hoodie
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Description: Fly Marine Corps!

Tags: aviator, fighter pilot, marine, marines, naval aviator

VMFA 138 High Rollers Hoodie

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KILO TROOP Hoodie
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Description: For those Killer Kilo Boys from Team 7!

Tags: frogman, kilo, military, navy, navy seal

KILO TROOP Hoodie

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1st Rare Div Hoodie
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Description: "Rarest of the Rare."

Tags: america, grunt, infantry, marine, marine corps

1st Rare Div Hoodie

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Berzerkers! Hoodie
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Description: When they're at your door, it's already too late. Greetings from them Virginia Beach boys!

Tags: frogman, military, navy, navy seals, nsw

Berzerkers! Hoodie

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Rare Avis Hoodie
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Description: Rarest of the Rare.

Tags: avis, bird, rare, rare animal, strange

Rare Avis Hoodie

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