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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
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I'm wearing a towel Tank Top
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Description: Maybe, and there's thousands, the smartest, funniest Simpsons line ever.

Tags: bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson, lisa
Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way! Tank Top
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Description: You're gonna get hurt, Billy!

Tags: 80s, 90s, adam sandler, adam sandler movie, billy
Utah, get me two! Tank Top
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Description: Yours is the one that looks like roadkill.

Tags: bodhi, gary busey, johnny utah, keanu reeves, meatballs
These Guys will Rock and Roll Tank Top
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Description: "Pop guard number 3 because what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness?"

Tags: al pacino, bank robbers, bank robbery, deniro, film
Chesty Puller Tank Top
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Description: Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are! Semper Fidelis!

Tags: devil dogs, korean war, marine, marines, military
M41A Pulse Rifle! Tank Top
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Description: "Lieutenant, what do those Pulse Rifles fire?"

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, facehugger, grunt
Lucy's Tiger Den Tank Top

Description: Lucy's Tiger Den Bar in Bangkok

Tags: alcohol, bangkok, bar, beer, drunk
Oakland Baseball Tank Top

Description: Stay Gold, Oakland.

Tags: athletics, athletics baseball, baseball, bay area, california
April 26, 1992 Tank Top
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Description: "April 26, 1992. There was riot on the streets tell me where were you?"

Tags: 1990 legends, 1990s, 1992 legends, 90s, beach
Surplus City Tank Top
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Description: Commando will always make me wonder if the gun store I walk into has a button under the counter that opens the door to a secret room.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, gun
Mrs. Sam Rothstein Tank Top
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Description: They gave her a "hot dose." Oh Ginger...

Tags: cards, casino gambling, gambling, gangster, ginger
NEVER BOXED IN Tank Top
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Description: With the FAL, you're never alone. Her bite is worse than her bark. Just ask Cherito. Michael Cherito.

Tags: al pacino, banking, gangster, gangster movies, gun
Del Preston! Tank Top
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Description: "So, Jeff Beck pops his head in around the door, and mentions there's a sweet shoppe on the edge of town."

Tags: comedy, dana carvey, garth, humor, mike myers
You're so Cool Tank Top
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Description: "Getting away with it? That's the easy part."

Tags: cadillac, christian slater, drexel, elvis, elvis presley
"We Destroy Worlds." Tank Top

Description: Definitely a division of Weyland-Yutani. Causa Mortis.

Tags: alien, aliens, destruction, facehugger, i am become death
Three Foot World Tank Top
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Description: A Navy SEAL explained that he lives in a "three foot world". He takes care of his family, friends and loved ones but realized it was useless to stress about the outside world and how little we're in control of anything. Zulu Foxtrot!

Tags: grunt, iraq and afghanistan veteran, marine corps, marines, military
Project Muddy Hill Tank Top
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Description: Illigitimus Non Carborundum

Tags: military, naval aviation, naval aviator, pilot, squadron
HeliVets! Tank Top

Description: "From the skies to save your pets, Here they come, the HeliVets!" "It's Dead."

Tags: british, british humour, england, helicopter, mark corrigan
The Angry Piper Pub Tank Top
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Description: Visit the lovely town of Leighanne and meet him! He's grumpy, unwavering, and also aggressively coming towards you!

Tags: alcohol, bagpipe, bagpiper, beer, drinking
Go back to the Valley, man. Tank Top
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Description: Politeness counts, asshole.

Tags: big wave surfing, bodhi, hawaii, keanu, keanu reeves
Wallet Inspector Tank Top
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Description: 'I caaan't believe that worked!"

Tags: animated series, bart, bart simpson, homer, homer simpson
Ricky Springfield   He's a Buddy of mine! Tank Top
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Description: "That's Cosmo. He's Chinese." My Awesome Mix Tape Volume #6

Tags: 1980s, 80s, alfred molina, burt reynolds, dirk diggler
Bup Bup! Madam! Tank Top
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Description: Judy never been about playing no shit.

Tags: court, football, judge, judgement, judy
Drugs Not Hugs Tank Top
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Description: Not a real hugger, thanks.

Tags: alien, aliens, colonial marines, lv 426, nostromo
Hey, only what ya see, Pal! Tank Top
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Description: He thought he had a huge sale locked up, and would get to close up early...WRONG.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, cyberdyne systems, cyborg, gun show
U.S.C.M. SMART GUNNER Tank Top
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Description: LET'S ROCK!!!

Tags: alien, aliens movie, colonial marines, ellen ripley, facehugger
Bio Weapons Group Tank Top
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Description: A part of Weyland-Yutani. Ask for Carter Burke.

Tags: alien, aliens movie, biohazard, ripley, science fiction
Attack Ships on Fire Tank Top
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Description: "I've seen things....you people wouldn't believe." More human than human.

Tags: blade runner movie, harrison ford, more human than human, nexus 6, replicant
"Say when." Tank Top
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Description: They'll be your huckle bearers.

Tags: a team, army, delta, doc holliday, im your huckleberry
Tank Paratrooper Tank Top
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Description: "CONGRABULATIONS! You graduated! You're full-fledged tank paratroopers!"

Tags: army, paratrooper, paratroopers, ren and stimpy, ren and stimpy show
VMFA 138 High Rollers Tank Top
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Description: Fly Marine Corps!

Tags: aviator, fighter pilot, marine, marines, naval aviator
1st Rare Div Tank Top
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Description: "Rarest of the Rare."

Tags: america, grunt, infantry, marine, marine corps
Berzerkers! Tank Top
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Description: When they're at your door, it's already too late. Greetings from them Virginia Beach boys!

Tags: frogman, military, navy, navy seals, nsw
Rare Avis Tank Top
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Description: Rarest of the Rare.

Tags: avis, bird, rare, rare animal, strange

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