smashythebear

Brief instructions on the proper cutting, lighting, and smoking of a cigar.

This stand out shirt shows where your loyalties lie! Are you in service? Are you loyal? Then this one is for you!

You know your responsibilities, wear them proudly! Show that pup of yours what's in your hand!

What's black and white and red all over? Your behind if you've been a naughty pup, but this shirt will show how devoted you are even after the red on the other side fades.

Red is an urgent colour and how more urgent can your responsibilities be as a handler and holder? I'd say pretty intense, but that's up to you and your pupper ;)

It's not like skeeball, you could hit anywhere and still get 500 points.

Are you ready to trim and file your nails and looking for a warm, wet space to stick your hand? This is for you!

Show the world, and willing bottoms, that you are done with your drink.

Are you ready to take someone's hand at a moment's notice, give or take a cleaning out? Then this is for you!

Some things you just don't hold back on!

There's just something about a pair of dirty socks that some just find irresistible!

There are paddles of all kinds out there!

A shirt to celebrate the AB/DL people in our lives!

Mechanical engineering at its fucking finest.

Show the world what you can do with your mouth! You can do it!

For those who love to take it raw. If this applies to you, make sure you're on PREP to ensure the safety of you and your partners! And remember, undetectable = untransmitable!

For the balloon fetishist who loves a good bang!

For the people who love to lick...

For that moment when you need to quickly prepare sensory deprivation...

Sometimes you feel like a throwback

The opposite of living, laughing, and loving!

"If you can't handle my bunny slippers, you don't deserve my boots." It's not the exact quote but it's close enough to fit the meaning.

For the gainers, the chubs, and everyone perfectly happy with their size!

Houndstooth with a hint of Pac Man!

Celebrating the bootblacks in our lives who ensure that boots and leathers look nice and shiny!

He was smol. He was chubby. He sounded like he smoked 2 packs a day and said "Mega" a lot. He was also the first version of Megaman I ever say on a cartoon. So here's to you, Captain N Megaman!

A remix of an old shirt, originally submitted to Moodybear. When you really feel like telling someone to back the hell off, look 'em in the eye with this shirt.

The creepy basement wall where I used to live and the geometric build of aa super attractive man. What's not to like?

Originally developed for Moodybear, this is a remix of Come Awoo With Me using a photo background and a couple of geometric awoo-ers because Gary played Tron and decided to start a howl.

My favourite flavor of pipe tobacco is Arome de la Nuit from Blatter and Blatter in Montreal, so this is my little tribute to it and the sort of image that inspired me to take up pipe smoking in the first place...

Look into your heart, you know it to be true! Now go see Knives Out!

This is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

Taking visual cues from the 90s, this is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

Inspired b y the soft shapes and type of 1970s design, this is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

When you flag, well, anything on the left and you're happy to be tender while you do it.

Nothing says "I love you" like biting... okay maybe saying "I love you" conveys it a bit better, but sometimes only taking a nice, loving, gentle, consensual chomp is the best way to tell your partner how much they mean to you. "Je t'aime" is "I love you" in French. This, is "Im gonna bite you because I love you!" in internet French!