smashythebear

Description: Are you an eager pig on your knees or in a similar position? Proudly show the world what species you actually are.

Description: You know your responsibilities, wear them proudly! Show that pup of yours what's in your hand!

Description: You know your responsibilities, wear them proudly! Show that pup of yours what's in your hand!

Description: This stand out shirt shows where your loyalties lie! Are you in service? Are you loyal? Then this one is for you!

Description: There are some who want to be Daddies, and some who want to be boys, but there are plenty who are both!

Description: For the older man who really loved Barbie and doesn't want to be called Daddy.

Description: Have you ever been in a situation where you want to flirt with someone but your brain doesn't work that way? Does this person have a penis that you want to give a mouth hug? This shirt is for you!

Description: When some boys get older, they start getting called Daddy by newer or younger subs. This is for the older boys who are just boys and are sticking to it.

Description: We're not all born athletes. Some of us are forged in the fires of sibling rivalry, Savage school yards, and perilous playgrounds! But with the dexterity to dodge, the wisdom to counter, and the strength to pin, you too can emerge victorious!

Description: Show your love of big, bearded, beautiful daddies with this shirt showing how much of a fan you are of them

Description: If you want to prove that you don't need alcohol to get up and sing your heart out for 5 minutes, this shirt is for you!

Description: Daffodils, deadly nightshade, there are so many plants to convey a simple, albeit rude message.

Description: Brief instructions on the proper cutting, lighting, and smoking of a cigar.

Description: This stand out shirt shows where your loyalties lie! Are you in service? Are you loyal? Then this one is for you!

Description: You know your responsibilities, wear them proudly! Show that pup of yours what's in your hand!

Description: What's black and white and red all over? Your behind if you've been a naughty pup, but this shirt will show how devoted you are even after the red on the other side fades.

Description: Red is an urgent colour and how more urgent can your responsibilities be as a handler and holder? I'd say pretty intense, but that's up to you and your pupper ;)

Description: It's not like skeeball, you could hit anywhere and still get 500 points.

Description: Are you ready to trim and file your nails and looking for a warm, wet space to stick your hand? This is for you!

Description: Show the world, and willing bottoms, that you are done with your drink.

Description: Are you ready to take someone's hand at a moment's notice, give or take a cleaning out? Then this is for you!

Description: Some things you just don't hold back on!

Description: Mechanical engineering at its fucking finest.

Description: Show the world what you can do with your mouth! You can do it!

Description: For those who love to take it raw. If this applies to you, make sure you're on PREP to ensure the safety of you and your partners! And remember, undetectable = untransmitable!

Description: For the balloon fetishist who loves a good bang!

Description: For the people who love to lick...

Description: Sometimes you feel like a throwback

Description: The opposite of living, laughing, and loving!

Description: "If you can't handle my bunny slippers, you don't deserve my boots." It's not the exact quote but it's close enough to fit the meaning.

Description: For the gainers, the chubs, and everyone perfectly happy with their size!

Description: Houndstooth with a hint of Pac Man!

Description: Celebrating the bootblacks in our lives who ensure that boots and leathers look nice and shiny!

Description: He was smol. He was chubby. He sounded like he smoked 2 packs a day and said "Mega" a lot. He was also the first version of Megaman I ever say on a cartoon. So here's to you, Captain N Megaman!

Description: A remix of an old shirt, originally submitted to Moodybear. When you really feel like telling someone to back the hell off, look 'em in the eye with this shirt.

Description: The creepy basement wall where I used to live and the geometric build of aa super attractive man. What's not to like?