smashythebear

With a cool, frosty milkshake, you too can stand up to fascists everywhere!

In case you'd rather have something likw what the cuddly orc was wearing.

Because sometimes a bear's gotta play with dolls!

Yes, No, Toaster is a common phrase in Quebec that means "My grasp of English is very limited." As someone whose grasp of French is similarly limited, I found this phrase really charming.

A pink orc? Who ever heard of a pink orc? Well, given that I was going for a softer look, bubblegum pink seemed to really fit him. Now get cuddly!

"Go on, say 'basic' one more #$%&ing time, I #$%&ing dare you." It's that time of year again where people complain about other people drinking their beverage of choice while those drinking people ruin it for everyone else like bacon or McRib fanatics.

Damn it feels good to be a floof.

When someone is just coming out and coming to understand themselves, when they have help from a more experienced LGBTQ person, the term is "Gayby", which is where this came from. I'll see myself out.