smashythebear

Description: For the older man who really loved Barbie and doesn't want to be called Daddy.

Description: Have you ever been in a situation where you want to flirt with someone but your brain doesn't work that way? Does this person have a penis that you want to give a mouth hug? This shirt is for you!

Description: We're not all born athletes. Some of us are forged in the fires of sibling rivalry, Savage school yards, and perilous playgrounds! But with the dexterity to dodge, the wisdom to counter, and the strength to pin, you too can emerge victorious!

Description: Daffodils, deadly nightshade, there are so many plants to convey a simple, albeit rude message.

Description: The opposite of living, laughing, and loving!

Description: "If you can't handle my bunny slippers, you don't deserve my boots." It's not the exact quote but it's close enough to fit the meaning.

Description: It's wolves! It's love! It's cool colours!

Description: A portrait of a pup with a Van Gogh inspired background

Description: This art nouveau inspired shirt continues the FAF series, giving a lumberjack the glitter, glam, and contouring needed to be femme as fuck. Be you.

Description: Now available on my Teepublic and on sale!

Description: Because sometimes a bear's gotta play with dolls!

Description: Yes, No, Toaster is a common phrase in Quebec that means "My grasp of English is very limited." As someone whose grasp of French is similarly limited, I found this phrase really charming.

Description: With a simple spiral leash design to draw onlookers in, the Collar and Leash Pup will make it very clear where you stand on all fours.

Description: a lino print on 2 constrated pieces of paper, scanned at a high resolution and presented here on a t-shirt.

Description: "Go on, say 'basic' one more #$%&ing time, I #$%&ing dare you." It's that time of year again where people complain about other people drinking their beverage of choice while those drinking people ruin it for everyone else like bacon or McRib fanatics.

Description: When someone is just coming out and coming to understand themselves, when they have help from a more experienced LGBTQ person, the term is "Gayby", which is where this came from. I'll see myself out.