smashythebear

It's not like skeeball, you could hit anywhere and still get 500 points.

Are you ready to trim and file your nails and looking for a warm, wet space to stick your hand? This is for you!

Show the world, and willing bottoms, that you are done with your drink.

Are you ready to take someone's hand at a moment's notice, give or take a cleaning out? Then this is for you!

Some things you just don't hold back on!

There are paddles of all kinds out there!

A shirt to celebrate the AB/DL people in our lives!

Mechanical engineering at its fucking finest.

For those who love to take it raw. If this applies to you, make sure you're on PREP to ensure the safety of you and your partners! And remember, undetectable = untransmitable!

For the balloon fetishist who loves a good bang!

For the people who love to lick...

Sometimes you feel like a throwback

The opposite of living, laughing, and loving!

For the gainers, the chubs, and everyone perfectly happy with their size!

Houndstooth with a hint of Pac Man!

Celebrating the bootblacks in our lives who ensure that boots and leathers look nice and shiny!

He was smol. He was chubby. He sounded like he smoked 2 packs a day and said "Mega" a lot. He was also the first version of Megaman I ever say on a cartoon. So here's to you, Captain N Megaman!

A remix of an old shirt, originally submitted to Moodybear. When you really feel like telling someone to back the hell off, look 'em in the eye with this shirt.

The creepy basement wall where I used to live and the geometric build of aa super attractive man. What's not to like?

Originally developed for Moodybear, this is a remix of Come Awoo With Me using a photo background and a couple of geometric awoo-ers because Gary played Tron and decided to start a howl.

My favourite flavor of pipe tobacco is Arome de la Nuit from Blatter and Blatter in Montreal, so this is my little tribute to it and the sort of image that inspired me to take up pipe smoking in the first place...

Look into your heart, you know it to be true! Now go see Knives Out!

This is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

Taking visual cues from the 90s, this is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

Inspired b y the soft shapes and type of 1970s design, this is a message primarily for the Leather community but could easily be applied anywhere. Be kind.

When you flag, well, anything on the left and you're happy to be tender while you do it.

Nothing says "I love you" like biting... okay maybe saying "I love you" conveys it a bit better, but sometimes only taking a nice, loving, gentle, consensual chomp is the best way to tell your partner how much they mean to you. "Je t'aime" is "I love you" in French. This, is "Im gonna bite you because I love you!" in internet French!

With a cool, frosty milkshake, you too can stand up to fascists everywhere!

It should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me that I am a major fan of the game YIIK despite its flaws. Here is my little tribute to the main character Alex, an incredibly flawed, selfish hipster and someone the worse parts of me identified with. That engagement, as uncomfortable as it made me, was key to some necessary reflection.

A companion to Ctrl+ME, Ctrl+U is the top version

There is a meme of a great collar that used keyboard keys to spell Ctrl M E P L S (Control me please), so here is my take on it.

When you want all the cuddles all the time!

Stand out from the crowd in this modern declaration of your sexual independence!

It may be rude but this shirt is an exercise in self care and self preservation. That said, if you have this shirt, you should probably also have a couple of reference numbers on hand just in case.

Grab your tuxedo and hop on the apps!

It's wolves! It's love! It's cool colours!