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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
Albuquerque

Tapestries

Speak when you are angry Tapestry
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Description: and you will give the best speech you'll live to regret.

Tags: anger, humor, philosophy, self control, snark

Speak when you are angry Tapestry

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Everyone wants to change the world Tapestry
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Description: but nobody wants to change themselves

Tags: change the world, humor, political, politics, sarcasm

Everyone wants to change the world Tapestry

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Think! Tapestry
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Description: While it is still legal.

Tags: humor, intelligence, mental, political, politics

Think! Tapestry

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Fundamentalism of any sort Tapestry

Description: is the opposite of enlightenment

Tags: enlightenment, mental health, philosophy, political, politics

Fundamentalism of any sort Tapestry

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If you suck at playing the trumpet Tapestry
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Description: That's why

Tags: humor, joke, music, punny, snark

If you suck at playing the trumpet Tapestry

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If you have a fear of elevators Tapestry
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Description: you should take steps

Tags: elevators, fear, humor, phobia, punny

If you have a fear of elevators Tapestry

$23 $30

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No, I will not explain. Tapestry
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Description: I'm not even sure what I said.

Tags: adhd, confused, gibberish, humor, nonsense

No, I will not explain. Tapestry

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Don't ask me. Tapestry
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Description: My give-a-shit is all fucked up.

Tags: antisocial, cranky, curmudgeon, cynical, fucked up

Don't ask me. Tapestry

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There's no time like the present Tapestry
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Description: However, a while ago was a lot like it.

Tags: humor, no time like the present, pun, punny, saying

There's no time like the present Tapestry

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This fuckery Tapestry
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Description: was NOT in the prophesy!

Tags: apocalypse, end of the world, fuckery, humor, political

This fuckery Tapestry

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I'm not into conspiracy Tapestry

Description: but...

Tags: conspiracy, current events, end of the world, humor, political

I'm not into conspiracy Tapestry

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I care about nature Tapestry
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Description: so I don't walk in it

Tags: ecology, environment, green, humor, punny

I care about nature Tapestry

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Jesus is the Sun in Our Hearts Tapestry

Description: Spreading the word, the old fashioned way

Tags: christ, christian, christianity, evangelical, faith

Jesus is the Sun in Our Hearts Tapestry

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"Your labs are just fine" Tapestry

Description: Is unacceptable.

Tags: diagnosis, eds, ehlers danlos, fibromyalgia, humor

"Your labs are just fine" Tapestry

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You can't fix stupid Tapestry
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Description: by yelling at it

Tags: anti social, antisocial, customer service, humor, sarcasm

You can't fix stupid Tapestry

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Wait... Tapestry
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Description: we have to hide our sexuality while you do what?

Tags: gender, humor, hypocrisy, lgbtq, politics

Wait... Tapestry

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Don't expect mere proof Tapestry
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Description: to change my mind

Tags: belief, change, conspiracy theory, faith, humor

Don't expect mere proof Tapestry

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I put the Disco Tapestry

Description: in disconnecting my joints

Tags: coping, disco, eds, eds awareness, ehlers danlos

I put the Disco Tapestry

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Perfection Tapestry
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Description: is pretty, but it's boring

Tags: beauty, boring, dull, humor, life

Perfection Tapestry

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Orwell and Huxley Tapestry
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Description: would be totally gobsmacked

Tags: antifa, dystopian, fascism, government corruption, political

Orwell and Huxley Tapestry

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I am an adult Tapestry
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Description: and a tomato is a fruit

Tags: antisocial, grown up, humor, immaturity, little

I am an adult Tapestry

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Smarter people than you Tapestry
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Description: have made the same mistake

Tags: advice, humor, philosophy, reassurance, smart

Smarter people than you Tapestry

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I like curly fries Tapestry
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Description: They're salty and twisted like me.

Tags: antisocial, french fries, humor, junk food, salty

I like curly fries Tapestry

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I remain Tapestry
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Description: surviving out of spite

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, depression, determination, humor

I remain Tapestry

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It's hard to keep your chin up Tapestry
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Description: when you want to keep your head down

Tags: anxiety, attitude, depression, head down, humor

It's hard to keep your chin up Tapestry

$23 $30

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don't make me Tapestry
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Description: put on my pointy hat

Tags: dangerous, feminism, humor, magick, pagan

don't make me Tapestry

$23 $30

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Just because it's a bad idea... Tapestry
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Description: doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Tags: bad for you, fun, good time, humor, mistakes

Just because it's a bad idea... Tapestry

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This is the USA Tapestry
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Description: The only people who use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers

Tags: americans, drug dealers, humor, ignorance, imperial units

This is the USA Tapestry

$23 $30

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Too Many People Tapestry
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Description: would rather die than think

Tags: deep thought, humor, political, snark, stupid people

Too Many People Tapestry

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Sometimes, being afraid Tapestry
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Description: is a good idea

Tags: disaster, fear, good idea, humor, political

Sometimes, being afraid Tapestry

$23 $30

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When you're an introvert Tapestry
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Description: two is a crowd

Tags: agoraphobia, anti social, crowd, hermit, humor

When you're an introvert Tapestry

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Who knew Tapestry

Description: the end of the world would be so annoying.

Tags: annoying, apocalypse, humor, political, politics

Who knew Tapestry

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Today, I really need Tapestry
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Description: a Saturday

Tags: funny, humor, sarcastic, saturday, snark

Today, I really need Tapestry

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The Universe Tapestry
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Description: does not owe you an explanation

Tags: humor, meaning of life, philosophy, purpose, religion

The Universe Tapestry

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If you're happy and you know it Tapestry
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Description: go away

Tags: antisocial, crotchety, cynical, go away, happiness

If you're happy and you know it Tapestry

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alcohol does not destroy Tapestry
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Description: um...

Tags: advice, brain damage, drunk, humor, public service announcement

alcohol does not destroy Tapestry

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