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Sarcasm, snark, and wry observations.
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Tapestries

No, I will not explain. Tapestry
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Description: I'm not even sure what I said.

Tags: adhd, confused, gibberish, humor, nonsense
Don't ask me. Tapestry
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Description: My give-a-shit is all fucked up.

Tags: antisocial, cranky, curmudgeon, cynical, fucked up
There's no time like the present Tapestry
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Description: However, a while ago was a lot like it.

Tags: humor, no time like the present, pun, punny, saying
This fuckery Tapestry
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Description: was NOT in the prophesy!

Tags: apocalypse, end of the world, fuckery, humor, political
I'm not into conspiracy Tapestry

Description: but...

Tags: conspiracy, current events, end of the world, humor, political
I care about nature Tapestry
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Description: so I don't walk in it

Tags: ecology, environment, green, humor, punny
Jesus is the Sun in Our Hearts Tapestry

Description: Spreading the word, the old fashioned way

Tags: christ, christian, christianity, evangelical, faith
"Your labs are just fine" Tapestry

Description: Is unacceptable.

Tags: diagnosis, eds, ehlers danlos, fibromyalgia, humor
You can't fix stupid Tapestry
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Description: by yelling at it

Tags: anti social, antisocial, customer service, humor, sarcasm
Wait... Tapestry
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Description: we have to hide our sexuality while you do what?

Tags: gender, humor, hypocrisy, lgbtq, politics
Don't expect mere proof Tapestry
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Description: to change my mind

Tags: belief, change, conspiracy theory, faith, humor
I put the Disco Tapestry

Description: in disconnecting my joints

Tags: coping, disco, eds, eds awareness, ehlers danlos
Perfection Tapestry
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Description: is pretty, but it's boring

Tags: beauty, boring, dull, humor, life
Orwell and Huxley Tapestry
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Description: would be totally gobsmacked

Tags: antifa, dystopian, fascism, government corruption, political
I am an adult Tapestry
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Description: and a tomato is a fruit

Tags: antisocial, grown up, humor, immaturity, little
Smarter people than you Tapestry
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Description: have made the same mistake

Tags: advice, humor, philosophy, reassurance, smart
I like curly fries Tapestry
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Description: They're salty and twisted like me.

Tags: antisocial, french fries, humor, junk food, salty
I remain Tapestry
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Description: surviving out of spite

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, depression, determination, humor
It's hard to keep your chin up Tapestry
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Description: when you want to keep your head down

Tags: anxiety, attitude, depression, head down, humor
don't make me Tapestry
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Description: put on my pointy hat

Tags: dangerous, feminism, humor, magick, pagan
Just because it's a bad idea... Tapestry
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Description: doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Tags: bad for you, fun, good time, humor, mistakes
This is the USA Tapestry
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Description: The only people who use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers

Tags: americans, drug dealers, humor, ignorance, imperial units
Too Many People Tapestry
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Description: would rather die than think

Tags: deep thought, humor, political, snark, stupid people
Sometimes, being afraid Tapestry
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Description: is a good idea

Tags: disaster, fear, good idea, humor, political
When you're an introvert Tapestry
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Description: two is a crowd

Tags: agoraphobia, anti social, crowd, hermit, humor
Who knew Tapestry

Description: the end of the world would be so annoying.

Tags: annoying, apocalypse, humor, political, politics
Today, I really need Tapestry
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Description: a Saturday

Tags: funny, humor, sarcastic, saturday, snark
The Universe Tapestry
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Description: does not owe you an explanation

Tags: humor, meaning of life, philosophy, purpose, religion
If you're happy and you know it Tapestry
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Description: go away

Tags: antisocial, crotchety, cynical, go away, happiness
alcohol does not destroy Tapestry
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Description: um...

Tags: advice, brain damage, drunk, humor, public service announcement
I'm Fat? Tapestry
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Description: I never noticed!

Tags: body image, fat shaming, humor, moral, political
Freedom of Speech Tapestry
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Description: does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.

Tags: assholes, first amendment, freedom of speech, humor, political
Being an asshole Tapestry
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Description: does not win souls for christ

Tags: advice, assholes, christian, christianity, humor
Pround member of Tapestry
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Description: Project annoy ICE

Tags: activism, annoy, antifa, humor, ice
Stupidity is Real Tapestry
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Description: and it's everywhere!

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theory, humor, idiots, reality
There is a difference Tapestry
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Description: between a Day off and an Off day.

Tags: ableism, chronic illness, day off, fibromyalgia, humor

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