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Hoodies

No, I will not explain. Hoodie
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Description: I'm not even sure what I said.

Tags: adhd, confused, gibberish, humor, nonsense

No, I will not explain. Hoodie

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Don't ask me. Hoodie
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Description: My give-a-shit is all fucked up.

Tags: antisocial, cranky, curmudgeon, cynical, fucked up

Don't ask me. Hoodie

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There's no time like the present Hoodie
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Description: However, a while ago was a lot like it.

Tags: humor, no time like the present, pun, punny, saying
This fuckery Hoodie
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Description: was NOT in the prophesy!

Tags: apocalypse, end of the world, fuckery, humor, political

This fuckery Hoodie

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I'm not into conspiracy Hoodie

Description: but...

Tags: conspiracy, current events, end of the world, humor, political

I'm not into conspiracy Hoodie

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I care about nature Hoodie
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Description: so I don't walk in it

Tags: ecology, environment, green, humor, punny

I care about nature Hoodie

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Jesus is the Sun in Our Hearts Hoodie

Description: Spreading the word, the old fashioned way

Tags: christ, christian, christianity, evangelical, faith
"Your labs are just fine" Hoodie
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Description: Is unacceptable.

Tags: diagnosis, eds, ehlers danlos, fibromyalgia, humor

"Your labs are just fine" Hoodie

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You can't fix stupid Hoodie
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Description: by yelling at it

Tags: anti social, antisocial, customer service, humor, sarcasm

You can't fix stupid Hoodie

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Wait... Hoodie
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Description: we have to hide our sexuality while you do what?

Tags: gender, humor, hypocrisy, lgbtq, politics

Wait... Hoodie

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Don't expect mere proof Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: to change my mind

Tags: belief, change, conspiracy theory, faith, humor

Don't expect mere proof Hoodie

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I put the Disco Hoodie
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Description: in disconnecting my joints

Tags: coping, disco, eds, eds awareness, ehlers danlos

I put the Disco Hoodie

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Perfection Hoodie
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Description: is pretty, but it's boring

Tags: beauty, boring, dull, humor, life

Perfection Hoodie

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Orwell and Huxley Hoodie
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Description: would be totally gobsmacked

Tags: antifa, dystopian, fascism, government corruption, political

Orwell and Huxley Hoodie

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It's all fun and games Hoodie
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Description: until someone brings a briefcase

Tags: advice, briefcase, fun and games, humor, law

It's all fun and games Hoodie

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I am an adult Hoodie
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Description: and a tomato is a fruit

Tags: antisocial, grown up, humor, immaturity, little

I am an adult Hoodie

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Smarter people than you Hoodie
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Description: have made the same mistake

Tags: advice, humor, philosophy, reassurance, smart

Smarter people than you Hoodie

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I like curly fries Hoodie
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Description: They're salty and twisted like me.

Tags: antisocial, french fries, humor, junk food, salty

I like curly fries Hoodie

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I remain Hoodie
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Description: surviving out of spite

Tags: antisocial, curmudgeon, depression, determination, humor

I remain Hoodie

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It's hard to keep your chin up Hoodie
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Description: when you want to keep your head down

Tags: anxiety, attitude, depression, head down, humor
don't make me Hoodie
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Description: put on my pointy hat

Tags: dangerous, feminism, humor, magick, pagan

don't make me Hoodie

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Just because it's a bad idea... Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Tags: bad for you, fun, good time, humor, mistakes
This is the USA Hoodie
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Description: The only people who use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers

Tags: americans, drug dealers, humor, ignorance, imperial units

This is the USA Hoodie

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Too Many People Hoodie
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Description: would rather die than think

Tags: deep thought, humor, political, snark, stupid people

Too Many People Hoodie

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Sometimes, being afraid Hoodie
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Description: is a good idea

Tags: disaster, fear, good idea, humor, political

Sometimes, being afraid Hoodie

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When you're an introvert Hoodie
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Description: two is a crowd

Tags: agoraphobia, anti social, crowd, hermit, humor

When you're an introvert Hoodie

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Who knew Hoodie

Description: the end of the world would be so annoying.

Tags: annoying, apocalypse, humor, political, politics

Who knew Hoodie

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Today, I really need Hoodie
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Description: a Saturday

Tags: funny, humor, sarcastic, saturday, snark

Today, I really need Hoodie

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The Universe Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: does not owe you an explanation

Tags: humor, meaning of life, philosophy, purpose, religion

The Universe Hoodie

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If you're happy and you know it Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: go away

Tags: antisocial, crotchety, cynical, go away, happiness
alcohol does not destroy Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: um...

Tags: advice, brain damage, drunk, humor, public service announcement

alcohol does not destroy Hoodie

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I'm Fat? Hoodie
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Description: I never noticed!

Tags: body image, fat shaming, humor, moral, political

I'm Fat? Hoodie

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Freedom of Speech Hoodie
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Description: does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.

Tags: assholes, first amendment, freedom of speech, humor, political

Freedom of Speech Hoodie

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Being an asshole Hoodie
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Description: does not win souls for christ

Tags: advice, assholes, christian, christianity, humor

Being an asshole Hoodie

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Pround member of Hoodie
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Description: Project annoy ICE

Tags: activism, annoy, antifa, humor, ice

Pround member of Hoodie

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Stupidity is Real Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: and it's everywhere!

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theory, humor, idiots, reality

Stupidity is Real Hoodie

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