Snark Central

Description: I'm not even sure what I said.

Description: My give-a-shit is all fucked up.

Description: However, a while ago was a lot like it.

Description: was NOT in the prophesy!

Description: but...

Description: so I don't walk in it

Description: Spreading the word, the old fashioned way

Description: Is unacceptable.

Description: by yelling at it

Description: we have to hide our sexuality while you do what?

Description: to change my mind

Description: in disconnecting my joints

Description: is pretty, but it's boring

Description: would be totally gobsmacked

Description: until someone brings a briefcase

Description: and a tomato is a fruit

Description: have made the same mistake

Description: They're salty and twisted like me.

Description: surviving out of spite

Description: when you want to keep your head down

Description: put on my pointy hat

Description: doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Description: The only people who use the metric system are scientists and drug dealers

Description: would rather die than think

Description: is a good idea

Description: two is a crowd

Description: the end of the world would be so annoying.

Description: a Saturday

Description: does not owe you an explanation

Description: go away

Description: um...

Description: I never noticed!

Description: does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.

Description: does not win souls for christ

Description: Project annoy ICE

Description: and it's everywhere!