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I know what I'm doing!

Tags: bizarre, ears, humor, innuendo, knowledge

Let go of my ears

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My brain is giving me the silent treatment

Tags: dumb, humor, not now, sarcasm, sarcastic

Not now.

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fuck off

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cranky, fuck off, hippie

Peace, Love, and

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Deal with it.

Tags: body positive, happiness, happy, humor, obesity

Fat and Happy

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The demon you are trying to summon T-Shirt

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is currently serving other wizards. Please hold.

Tags: devils, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, humor, necromancy

The demon you are trying to summon

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ball peen phrenology was a dying art

Tags: ball peen, bizarre, bumps, freaky, hammer

and you thought

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is better than deciding without questioning

Tags: deciding, decision making, decisions, golden, making up your mind

questioning without deciding

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Not everyone has good taste.

Tags: curmudgeon, good taste, humor, people, rude

I don't expect you to like me

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if it's all cool stuff

Tags: blue, collections, collector, cool stuff, hoarding

It's not hoarding

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everything that goes into it gets mangled

Tags: forgetful, humor, idiot, mangled, memory

I have a mind like a steel trap

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is a long time ago

Tags: fail, failure, humor, plan ahead, plans

the best time to plan ahead

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You're jut another idiot with an opinion

Tags: data, humor, ideas, opinion, sarcasm

Without data

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vote as though your life depends on it T-Shirt

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because it does

Tags: commentary, election, elections, future, kinkyspot

vote as though your life depends on it

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Frippin in the Krotz! If you're old like me, you'll know this is magical spell for humor.

Tags: comic, frammin, frippin, gibberish, humor

Frammin at the Jim-Jam

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I bend to pick up stones.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, political, politics, rebellion

I do not bow

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and weird until the end.

Tags: cartoon, creature, cute, end of the world, goofy

Determined to remain silly

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that I forgot something, but not remember what I forgot?

Tags: ageing, aging, forgetful, forgetting, humor

Why can I remember

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assholes out! You know who they are. The ones who think you don't deserve rights. Vote, while you still have some.

Tags: assholes, election, human rights, kinkyspot, political

vote the

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You know who the idiots are. You need to get out there and vote for someone else.

Tags: election, idiots, kinkyspot, political, politics

Vote the idiots out!

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I'm just not using it today.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, charming, curmudgeon, grumpy

I do have charm

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So cheerful

Tags: cheerful, flowery, greeting, humor, kinkyspot

Have a nice die

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offer it to someone who needs it, and they get mad

Tags: antisocial, humor, mad, mouthwash, sarcasm

common sense is like mouthwash

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I just do stupid things.

Tags: error, humor, idiot, mistakes, quote

I'm not stupid

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makes me stranger

Tags: bizarre, humor, snark, strange, strong

What does not kill me

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contains both angst and hubris.

Tags: angst, hubris, human, humor, mind

Caution, Human mind

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Yesterday, today was tomorrow. Do it now.

Tags: humor, philosophy, sarcasm, snark, snarky

You'll do it tomorrow?

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will make things better, but I am going to find out.

Tags: better, effort, improvement, philosophy, positive attitude

I don't know if trying hard

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a lot more serotonin, to deal with this.

Tags: antisocial, complaint, coping, curmudgeon, grumpy

I am going to need

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I think I can make things worse.

Tags: antisocial, humor, klutz, sarcasm, sarcastic

Hold on a minute

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just to annoy the darkness

Tags: antisocial, darkness, humor, inspirational, light

letting my light shine

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shutting people up since 1846

Tags: antisocial, humor, medical, nurse, nursing

anesthesia

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you're the first person I would fling poo at

Tags: antisocial, fling poo, humor, rude, sarcasm

If I were a monkey

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trading cards for rich people

Tags: collectors, fine art, humor, old masters, rich people

Old Masters

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I fixed that with drugs and alcohol

Tags: alcoholism, drug abuse, emotional abuse, humor, sarcasm

I was a gifted child

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Keep your holidays fun and festive, remember relatives are optional.

Tags: advice, antisocial, christmas, family, holidays

relatives are optional

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It's beginning to look a lot like T-Shirt

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fuckthis...

Tags: antisocial, celebration, christmas, humor, introvert

It's beginning to look a lot like

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