Description: I'm from the 1900's
$14 $20
Description: for you, for anybody
Description: in a single molecule of water... than there are stars in the entire solar system
Description: makes my day
Description: If I can teach evolution in your church.
Description: You know where to wear this.
Description: and I just snorted it
Description: I don't need to be solved
Description: wrong is the fun one
Description: ain't gonna carpe itself!
Description: for auto correct
Description: My inner child plays with matches
Description: I start breathing again
Description: never sit on the ground without a clear plan for how you'll get back up.
Description: has made me entertaining
Description: only outlaws will evolve
Description: even if you are not being arrested
Description: because you haven't got a soul
Description: I woke up smart, sexy and funny AGAIN!
Description: I like that
Description: if I just scream for a while?
Description: I know what I'm doing!
Description: My brain is giving me the silent treatment
Description: everything that goes into it gets mangled
Description: I'm just not using it today.
Description: makes me stranger
Description: contains both angst and hubris.
Description: Yesterday, today was tomorrow. Do it now.
Description: shutting people up since 1846
Description: you're the first person I would fling poo at
Description: trading cards for rich people
Description: I fixed that with drugs and alcohol
Description: Keep your holidays fun and festive, remember relatives are optional.
Description: fuckthis...
Description: It burns!
Description: Holiday problems.
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