Snark Central

Description: I'm from the 1900's

Description: for you, for anybody

Description: in a single molecule of water... than there are stars in the entire solar system

Description: makes my day

Description: If I can teach evolution in your church.

Description: You know where to wear this.

Description: and I just snorted it

Description: I don't need to be solved

Description: wrong is the fun one

Description: ain't gonna carpe itself!

Description: for auto correct

Description: My inner child plays with matches

Description: I start breathing again

Description: never sit on the ground without a clear plan for how you'll get back up.

Description: has made me entertaining

Description: only outlaws will evolve

Description: even if you are not being arrested

Description: because you haven't got a soul

Description: I woke up smart, sexy and funny AGAIN!

Description: I like that

Description: if I just scream for a while?

Description: I know what I'm doing!

Description: My brain is giving me the silent treatment

Description: everything that goes into it gets mangled

Description: I'm just not using it today.

Description: makes me stranger

Description: contains both angst and hubris.

Description: Yesterday, today was tomorrow. Do it now.

Description: shutting people up since 1846

Description: you're the first person I would fling poo at

Description: trading cards for rich people

Description: I fixed that with drugs and alcohol

Description: Keep your holidays fun and festive, remember relatives are optional.

Description: fuckthis...

Description: It burns!

Description: Holiday problems.