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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "subversive but with integrity". When you want to disrupt, but not destroy. There are limits, after all.
"subversive but with integrity" in plain white letters - to thine own self be true Bag
$19 $24
"not not gay" in plain white letters - sometimes double negatives are illuminating Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera". The right oppresses, the left liberates. Always thus and ever thus shall be.
"la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera" in plain white letters - just truth Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kindness is punk". Choose empathy, sincerity, and compassion in this dumpster fire of a world. That's the true rebellion.
"kindness is punk" in plain white letters - go on, be nice, you rebel you Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just here for the banter". Got yer mates, go for a coupla drinks, maybe a cheeky pint or two, fun, innit?
"just here for the banter" in plain white letters - cos it's fun, innit Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I came, I saw, I felt awkward, I left" in plain white letters - when socializing is torture or at the very least a source of great anxiety. We can't all be extroverts, and some of us can't even be ambiverts. Let's go home.
"I came, I saw, I felt awkward, I left" in plain white letters - when it's too peopley ERRYWHERE Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "go on, have a panic attack - you've earned it". Because our anxiety is all we have left and we'll hang on to it, thank you very much.
"go on, have a panic attack - you've earned it" in plain white letters - it's all we have left Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "influencer - follow me toward bad decisions". All these thin white girls with their damn ring lights - we don't need any more influencers in perfect spaces. Let's go make some questionable decisions and I'll lead the way.
"influencer - follow me toward bad decisions" in plain white letters - wellness, schmellness Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "creature of the night". When you like dark, and black, and staying up until dawn, and you might be a bat, or at very least a possum. Party starts at midnight? Sweet.
"creature of the night" in plain white letters - for the eternally nocturnal Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "at capacity". There's just constant admin for everything, everyone needs you to download a damn app, nothing works, the world is a dumpster fire. How can you NOT be at capacity, like, all the time?!
"at capacity" in plain white letters - because the overwhelm is terminal at this point Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hunter Biden: now smoking MAGA". Years sober and on the "speak truth" wagon, Hunter is the year's most surprising hero. We stan.
"Hunter Biden: now smoking MAGA" in plain white letters - the man's on fire Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "nothing is more American than opposing a tyrant". A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Quite.
"nothing is more American than opposing a tyrant" in plain white letters - ask King George Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "it's my first day". Screwed up? Need to give someone a charming smile and an excuse? Sorry, it's my first day!
"it's my first day" in plain white letters - when you need some extra understanding Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fueled by Schadenfreude". Sometimes mean, but - isn't it SATISFYING to see horrible people get their comeuppance? One obituary in particular will be very welcome.
"fueled by Schadenfreude" in plain white letters - anything it takes to keep you going Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "difficult woman". Sigh. Witches, heretics, shrill, hysterical, emotional, overly sensitive, dramatic, bossy, bitchy, aggressive, demanding... sound familiar? Maybe you just take no shit.
"difficult woman" in plain white letters - in another era they'd have burned us as witches Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Be Worst". Ahhh, Melania. Announcing an anti-bullying campaign when you're married to the biggest bully on the planet. Was it irony? Was it a lack of self-awareness? Who knows? Be Best.
"Be Worst" in plain white letters - let's not pretend any more, shall we? Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "the people banning books are never the good guys". Weird; all that shouting about freedom but then bans all over the place. It's kinda like they're hypocrites who only care about themselves. Huh.
"the people banning books are never the good guys" in plain white letters - I mean Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "thank you for contacting the abyss, your scream is very important to us". Take a number and stand in line and wait for your turn to have an existential crisis.
"thank you for contacting the abyss, your scream is very important to us" in plain white letters Bag
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technophobe". Don't come at me with your apps and your authenticator codes and your passkeys and whatnot. While you're at it, get off my lawn.
"technophobe" in plain white letters - for Luddites and the generally crabby Bag
$19 $24