TheBestWords

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "this is going to ruin the tour". Is it though??? Maybe just don't be a douchebag and then you won't be pulled over.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I saw you on 8th Avenue drinking a smoothie and you paid me no mind". When you didn't even get to shoot your shot with a famous movie star because you were focused on your milkshake. Tragedic.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "no I will not download your damn app". Dead internet theory is real, and we're all about to perish under the weight of authenticator apps and codes. Get off my lawn.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "my hair is 75% of my personality". Something's gotta be. Better hair than bigotry, amirite?! Or - plot twist - you're bald!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "before you judge me, understand that I do not care". Giving up is entirely underrated and sometimes it's the best thing to do. Eh, don't care.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad at waking up, somehow also bad at going to sleep". The sleep curse is real. Morning person? Nope. Night person? Not that either. Tired person? Constantly.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Ann Richards stan account". Ah, the good old days when Texas was blue and things worked for people and not big business. We stan a woman badass governor. Come back, Ann.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "actually cake". Are you real, or are you cake? Ah, a baked good! No one can tell! Amazing!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "absolutely not". How about no? When the answer is always "I would prefer not to" but you're blunt as hell. Definitely, totally, NOT. Do not want. Nope.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a pleasure to have in class". Remember those report cards you'd proudly bring home? Imagine going back to those simple days when the only thing you worried about was making sure the teacher liked you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "yearning for the mines". Child labor be damned, we need to dig.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Y'all don't know how socialism works and it shows." If you're going to demonize something at least know what it means. Make ignorance embarrassing again.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person". Self-awareness matters. Everyone's lucky you didn't just stay home.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "when cruelty becomes normal, empathy seems radical". These are ridiculous and dangerous times, but joy, kindness, acceptance, and empathy are acts of vital resistance. The arc of the universe bends towards justice.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "well, shee-it". We're all pretty numb these days and resigned to everything getting worse forever until the world falls into the sun. Or something.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "remember when Monday was the worst day? now it's all of them" - the Sunday scaries are now for every day of the week because - well - *gestures broadly*

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "ungovernable swamp witch". Lean into your true identity. Get the hat, and the cat, and the house away from all the people. Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's menopause.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "thoughts & prayers". I ain't listening. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "there is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists" - legendary quote by a Yosemite National Park ranger. And yeah, we all know it. We've met some of them.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "the sensible one". You've probably been called "sensible" your whole life, right? May as well tell the world.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "opportunivore". Maybe you sample the kids' Halloween candy. Maybe you'll clean up all the leftovers. Maybe you're just never without a little snack. Take them opportunities when you can.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "life update: worse". At least the dumpster wasn't on fire before, which is more than you can say now. Maybe this should go in this year's family Christmas letter.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kinda busy today, it's my dog's quinceanera". You can come, I guess? Make sure to bring a gift.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "subversive but with integrity". When you want to disrupt, but not destroy. There are limits, after all.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "standing by to overreact". Maybe you're dramatic, maybe it's your anxiety (por que no los dos?) - but an overreaction (and possibly some overthinking) is definitely on the cards.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "problem child". When it started in the cradle and just... continued to the present day. Wear it with pride.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "pretty didapponging". Ah, Daniel S and his incredible memelicious review. After all, it arrive with the USB part broken off. That IS pretty didapponging.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "not not gay". Who's asking?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera". The right oppresses, the left liberates. Always thus and ever thus shall be.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kindness is punk". Choose empathy, sincerity, and compassion in this dumpster fire of a world. That's the true rebellion.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just here for the banter". Got yer mates, go for a coupla drinks, maybe a cheeky pint or two, fun, innit?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "INSECURITY". Everyone needs an insecurity guard.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I would welcome an alien invasion". Cos we're in the dumbest timeline, and everything is absurd, and also terrible, but kind of funny? In the bleakest possible way, of course.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I came, I saw, I felt awkward, I left" in plain white letters - when socializing is torture or at the very least a source of great anxiety. We can't all be extroverts, and some of us can't even be ambiverts. Let's go home.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "go on, have a panic attack - you've earned it". Because our anxiety is all we have left and we'll hang on to it, thank you very much.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "brb, gotta go talk to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes". Cos we're in the dumbest timeline, and the liars are out in force, and we can't have nice things. Like a functioning democracy. Resist.