TheBestWords

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kindness is punk". Choose empathy, sincerity, and compassion in this dumpster fire of a world. That's the true rebellion.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just here for the banter". Got yer mates, go for a coupla drinks, maybe a cheeky pint or two, fun, innit?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "INSECURITY". Everyone needs an insecurity guard.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I would welcome an alien invasion". Cos we're in the dumbest timeline, and everything is absurd, and also terrible, but kind of funny? In the bleakest possible way, of course.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I came, I saw, I felt awkward, I left" in plain white letters - when socializing is torture or at the very least a source of great anxiety. We can't all be extroverts, and some of us can't even be ambiverts. Let's go home.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "go on, have a panic attack - you've earned it". Because our anxiety is all we have left and we'll hang on to it, thank you very much.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "brb, gotta go talk to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes". Cos we're in the dumbest timeline, and the liars are out in force, and we can't have nice things. Like a functioning democracy. Resist.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "influencer - follow me toward bad decisions". All these thin white girls with their damn ring lights - we don't need any more influencers in perfect spaces. Let's go make some questionable decisions and I'll lead the way.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "creature of the night". When you like dark, and black, and staying up until dawn, and you might be a bat, or at very least a possum. Party starts at midnight? Sweet.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "at capacity". There's just constant admin for everything, everyone needs you to download a damn app, nothing works, the world is a dumpster fire. How can you NOT be at capacity, like, all the time?!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I can't stop thinking about grilled cheese". Well, it IS one of the most glorious things in human history. As well as being comfort food. And downright delicious.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hunter Biden: now smoking MAGA". Years sober and on the "speak truth" wagon, Hunter is the year's most surprising hero. We stan.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "are we absolutely sure that we're meant to be awake in the winter?" Surely we're a hibernating species. Eat a lot of food, burrow in snug, sleep all winter, wake in the spring. Sounds better than a commute.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hunter Biden: Darker Brandon". Savage comebacks to all the lame MAGA insults, self-deprecating wit, EQ, self-awareness, a sense of justice. Nothing not to like here. Let's go, Hunter.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "nothing is more American than opposing a tyrant". A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Quite.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "it's my first day". Screwed up? Need to give someone a charming smile and an excuse? Sorry, it's my first day!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "god continues to hunt me for sport". Maybe you can accompany this with a wry smile or a hollow laugh. This truly is the dumbest timeline ever.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fueled by Schadenfreude". Sometimes mean, but - isn't it SATISFYING to see horrible people get their comeuppance? One obituary in particular will be very welcome.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't be sad, rage is more effective". We're going to hell in a handbasket but we need your rage against injustice more than we need your apathy or your despair. Resist.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "difficult woman". Sigh. Witches, heretics, shrill, hysterical, emotional, overly sensitive, dramatic, bossy, bitchy, aggressive, demanding... sound familiar? Maybe you just take no shit.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "consistently inconsistent". You may be flaky, and unpredictable, and gloriously or annoyingly unreliable, but at least you're consistent about it.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "anti-influencer". They're a scourge, aren't they? Live life on your own terms.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Be Worst". Ahhh, Melania. Announcing an anti-bullying campaign when you're married to the biggest bully on the planet. Was it irony? Was it a lack of self-awareness? Who knows? Be Best.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "about to have a meltdown, as a little treat". We can't afford vacations or medical care, so let's just melt down. It will be cathartic, if nothing else. Oh, the humanity.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "28th Amendment: no treasonous fucking bastards". Sometimes the Constitution needs an update and we need one right now to save democracy and the republic. If we can keep it.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "0% interest". See, it's a pun, because it's like for a great loan rate, but it could mean you're bored by everything. Yeah. Funny.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "the people banning books are never the good guys". Weird; all that shouting about freedom but then bans all over the place. It's kinda like they're hypocrites who only care about themselves. Huh.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "thank you for contacting the abyss, your scream is very important to us". Take a number and stand in line and wait for your turn to have an existential crisis.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "terminally online". For the insomniacs, the doomscrollers, the fatalists among us. And just those who know the most obscure memes.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technophobe". Don't come at me with your apps and your authenticator codes and your passkeys and whatnot. While you're at it, get off my lawn.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "middle child". Yeah, eldest daughters have their own issues but middle children are like Gen X. Full of issues and constantly forgotten.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "not classified, just sensitive". And who isn't, amirite?

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "mea culpa". My bad. I fucked up. But fancy like.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "lower your expectations". However low you thought the bar was, go lower. Cynicism may be our only hope now.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "spent all day doing side quests". Sometimes that's just by far the more interesting choice. Don't need to advance the main game all the dang time.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "spending a year dead for sanity reasons". Wouldn't it be bliss? No waking to new horrors - not having to listing to his stupid voice - just quiet slumbers for a year. Sanity, indeed.