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A simple man with very little in the way of a plan.
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Do Not Touch Hat
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Description: It's a simple rule. Follow it.

Tags: asd, aspergers, autism awareness, autistic, do not touch

Do Not Touch Hat

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Ludicrous Rainbow Hat
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Description: Basically part of the logo set I did for my business name. Nice and simple, a rainbow with a sunny cloud at one end and a rain cloud at the other.

Tags: clouds and rainbow, colorful, cynical, flippant, ludicrous

Ludicrous Rainbow Hat

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Beaker Chemistry Pun Hat
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Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Tags: beaker, biology, chemist, chemistry, laboratory

Beaker Chemistry Pun Hat

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Guns & Small D*cks Hat
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Description: Oh hello. If you clicked through in a fit of rage, upset your precious guns have been disparaged, fear not. For it is you, the gun owner compensating for a likely very funny lack of manhood that is being disparaged.

Tags: penis compensation, anti gun violence, anti guns, anti gun, gun owner

Guns & Small D*cks Hat

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Fu** You Albert Hat
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Description: Albert didn't deserve the scorn of Diane, but, it is what it is. So fuck you too!

Tags: cult tv shows, tv quotes, the return, cult movie art, cult movies

Fu** You Albert Hat

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Dignity - Don't You Even Know It When You See It? Hat
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Description: Odds are that if you have clicked to look at this, you know what it means. And if you don't, do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Because the cat's gonna get it......... It's dignity. Gah.

Tags: can i borrow a feeling, dignity image, dignity kirk, everything coming up milhouse, homer
Pray For Mojo Hat
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Description: Pray for Mojo! You really need to, his cholesterol is sky high after all!

Tags: cult tv, simpsons, cartoons, mojo simpsons, homer mojo

Pray For Mojo Hat

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Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (White Print) Hat
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Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him. Black print version also in my store.

Tags: milhouse van houten, homer simpson, simpsons, simpsons meme, simpsons fan

Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (White Print) Hat

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It's a Fu**ing Nightmare - Carl Rod Hat
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Description: Why is it a fucking nightmare? Well you see, Carl Rod has been places. But now he just wants to stay where he is.

Tags: alternative, christmas gifts, fat trout, fat trout trailer park, fwwm

It's a Fu**ing Nightmare - Carl Rod Hat

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Beaker Chemistry Pun - Crayon Edition Hat
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Description: Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Tags: beaker, biology, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher gifts

Beaker Chemistry Pun - Crayon Edition Hat

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Beaker Chemistry Pun - Black Print Hat
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Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (dark colors with white print also available)

Tags: beaker chemistry, chemist, chemistry, experiment, geeky

Beaker Chemistry Pun - Black Print Hat

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Serious Gourmet Shit Hat
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Description: God damn, Jimmy....This is some serious gourmet shit. So enjoy your cup with these splendid items that let's everybody know just how good the coffee is. Sure, you shot Marvin in the face, but your day will get a whole lot better with some piping hot joe in your cup.

Tags: god damn, winnfield, pulp fiction, ezekiel, coffee

Serious Gourmet Shit Hat

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Tragically Ludicrous Hat

Description: It's Tragically Ludicrous, you know, like when a clown dies.

Tags: ally, colorful, funny, homer, john waters

Tragically Ludicrous Hat

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Karma Police - Met Police - Police Protest Hat
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Description: Karma Police Metropolitan Police. A parody of the Met Police logo mixed with the Radiohead song title. Perfect for those 90's britpop fans who are maybe a bit anti police.

Tags: band, humor, karma police, kid a, ok computer

Karma Police - Met Police - Police Protest Hat

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Bepis - Classic Logo Meme Hat
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Description: Bepis logo mens t-shirt. Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of memes that have been around for ages already.

Tags: coca cola, coke, cola, drink, humor

Bepis - Classic Logo Meme Hat

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Soft Boys Club - Femboys Sissies Catboys Submissives Hat
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Description: Soft Boys Club. Calling all soft boys, femboys, catboys and submissives..... Need some gear to be soft in? Then bam, I got the goods for you right here!

Tags: aesthetic, eboy, femboy, fetish, gay
Beaker Science Pun - Pride Rainbow Edition Hat
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Description: A pride rainbow flag variant of my best-selling design on here, Beaker Science Pun. Now more gay than ever!

Tags: chemistry, chemistry joke, chemistry teacher, funny, laboratory

Beaker Science Pun - Pride Rainbow Edition Hat

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There Were Cars Everywhere - Candie Hat
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Description: Candie, easily one of the more intriguing characters from The Return. A no doubt horrific backstory is hinted at but never revealed. Leaving us to just be happy at her distracted, slightly naive ways.

Tags: newest, hipsters, sexy, cult tv shows, hipster gift

There Were Cars Everywhere - Candie Hat

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I Get What I Want Hat
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Description: Not only does she know who she is, so do you. And like her, you damn well know she gets what she wants . . .

Tags: boxing helena, christmas present, unusual designs, unique gift idea, great northern

I Get What I Want Hat

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The Angels Wouldn't Help You Hat

Description: The Angels Won't Help - quote. This doom-laden line from the wonderful FWWM, prophesising her own death over a grainy shot from the film in the frankly horrific, yet beautiful train car scene.

Tags: train car scene, fwwm, cult movie gifts, tv quotes, cult tv shows

The Angels Wouldn't Help You Hat

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Wang Computers - Martin Prince Hat
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Description: Wang Computers. The hilariously named, now defunct computer company that went up against IBM and made infamous by Martin Prince. Show your Wang with pride!

Tags: simpsons funny, homer simpson, wang, martin prince, simpsons martin

Wang Computers - Martin Prince Hat

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Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (Black Print) Hat
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Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him.

Tags: simpson, bart, simpsons, milhouse van houten, simpsons gift

Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (Black Print) Hat

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Shiver With Anticipation - Rocky Horror Show Hat

Description: If ever a design was going to make you shiver with antici..........pation, it is this one!

Tags: columbia, dammit janet, frank n furter, gay, lgbt
Floreda - I'm Not a State Hat
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Description: Floreda. I'm not a state, I'm a monster. All the fun of this classic moment from the Simpsons, just without the need for all the effort of making such a great outfit for yourself. Guaranteed to keep you out of the neon claws of Gamblor* *not a guarantee

Tags: lisa, simpson, florida, gamblor, simpsons meme

Floreda - I'm Not a State Hat

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Twink Geeks - Damn Good Gay Pun Hat
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Description: If you get the pun here then you're cool and I like you. Anyway, keep on truckin' twinks, geeks and those that love them.

Tags: queer, tv parody, gay wedding gifts, rainbow, twin geeks

Twink Geeks - Damn Good Gay Pun Hat

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Thursday, What a Concept - Russian Doll Hat
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Description: THURSDAY! What a Concept! If like me you loved Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll on Netflix then you probably already get what this design is all about.

Tags: thursday what a concept, what a concept, matrioshka, natasha lyonne, netflix and chill

Thursday, What a Concept - Russian Doll Hat

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Nancy Boy - Punk Aesthetic Hat
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Description: Nancy Boy. A punk aesthetic for all the 'alternative' guys out there. Be proud about who you are. Also, it's a great song by Placebo. So, double the fun.

Tags: aesthetic, boi, femboy, gay, lgbtq

Nancy Boy - Punk Aesthetic Hat

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Inanimate Carbon Rod - In Rod We Trust Hat
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Description: If you can't believe in the inanimate carbon rod and it's abilities to singlehandedly save space shuttle from disaster..... Then you got some kinda attitude, mister.

Tags: simpsons, simpsons meme, 90 s, 1990 s, carbon

Inanimate Carbon Rod - In Rod We Trust Hat

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Bimbo Sissy Hat
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Description: One for all the submissive sissies and sissy wannabe's. Make sure you let everyone know just who you are with this.

Tags: lgbtq, sissies, himbo, sub, submissive

Bimbo Sissy Hat

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Catboy Supremacy Hat
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Description: Catboy Supremacy. The Future is Catboy shaped everybody, it's best to get used to it now. Embrace the Catboy cuteness with this design on Tees, Hoodies, wall art, stickers and more!

Tags: aesthetic, cat boy, cat boys, catboy supremacy, femboy

Catboy Supremacy Hat

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Supreme Leader Fake Propaganda Poster - North Korea Hat
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Description: A design so 'bad' Etsy banned it within seconds of me listing it. For clarity, this is a parody, it's nonsense, I don't condone the DPRK regime at all. It's all just jokes.

Tags: kim jong un, joke, dprk, propaganda style, parody design
You're Doing Great! Hat
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Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design, in white print. Black Print version also available in my store.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, motivation, motivational, positive attitude

You're Doing Great! Hat

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You're Doing Great! Hat
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Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, motivation, motivational, positive attitude

You're Doing Great! Hat

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NYA Cute Catboy Drawing Hat
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Description: NYA Catboy! It's a super simple and rough cute anime catboy drawing.

Tags: cute cat illustration, cute cat, nyan cat rainbow, anime style, nya

NYA Cute Catboy Drawing Hat

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Sneaky Cat Ramen - Kawaii Noodles Hat
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Description: Sneaky Cat Ramen. It's a cute little cat hiding sneakily in a bowl of ramen. I don't know why or how I had that as an idea, but here it is. Kawaii noodles! Enjoy!

Tags: anime, cute, cute cat, cute style, home decor

Sneaky Cat Ramen - Kawaii Noodles Hat

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Pop The Art #1 - Bold Portrait Hat
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Description: #1 in a series of 'portraits' in bold colors and styles.

Tags: expressionism, girl, pop art girl, pop art style, popart

Pop The Art #1 - Bold Portrait Hat

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