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A simple man with very little in the way of a plan.
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Do Not Touch Shorts
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Description: It's a simple rule. Follow it.

Tags: asd, aspergers, autism awareness, autistic, do not touch
Ludicrous Rainbow Shorts
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Description: Basically part of the logo set I did for my business name. Nice and simple, a rainbow with a sunny cloud at one end and a rain cloud at the other.

Tags: clouds and rainbow, colorful, cynical, flippant, ludicrous
Beaker Chemistry Pun Shorts
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Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Tags: beaker, biology, chemist, chemistry, laboratory
Fu** You Albert Shorts
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Description: Albert didn't deserve the scorn of Diane, but, it is what it is. So fuck you too!

Tags: cult tv shows, tv quotes, the return, cult movie art, cult movies
Dignity - Don't You Even Know It When You See It? Shorts
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Description: Odds are that if you have clicked to look at this, you know what it means. And if you don't, do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Because the cat's gonna get it......... It's dignity. Gah.

Tags: can i borrow a feeling, dignity image, dignity kirk, everything coming up milhouse, homer
Pray For Mojo Shorts
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Description: Pray for Mojo! You really need to, his cholesterol is sky high after all!

Tags: cult tv, simpsons, cartoons, mojo simpsons, homer mojo
Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (White Print) Shorts
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Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him. Black print version also in my store.

Tags: milhouse van houten, homer simpson, simpsons, simpsons meme, simpsons fan
It's a Fu**ing Nightmare - Carl Rod Shorts
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Description: Why is it a fucking nightmare? Well you see, Carl Rod has been places. But now he just wants to stay where he is.

Tags: alternative, christmas gifts, fat trout, fat trout trailer park, fwwm
Beaker Chemistry Pun - Crayon Edition Shorts
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Description: Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Tags: beaker, biology, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher gifts
Serious Gourmet Shit Shorts
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Description: God damn, Jimmy....This is some serious gourmet shit. So enjoy your cup with these splendid items that let's everybody know just how good the coffee is. Sure, you shot Marvin in the face, but your day will get a whole lot better with some piping hot joe in your cup.

Tags: god damn, winnfield, pulp fiction, ezekiel, coffee
Tragically Ludicrous Shorts

Description: It's Tragically Ludicrous, you know, like when a clown dies.

Tags: ally, colorful, funny, homer, john waters
Karma Police - Met Police - Police Protest Shorts
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Description: Karma Police Metropolitan Police. A parody of the Met Police logo mixed with the Radiohead song title. Perfect for those 90's britpop fans who are maybe a bit anti police.

Tags: band, humor, karma police, kid a, ok computer
Bepis - Classic Logo Meme Shorts
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Description: Bepis logo mens t-shirt. Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of memes that have been around for ages already.

Tags: coca cola, coke, cola, drink, humor
Soft Boys Club - Femboys Sissies Catboys Submissives Shorts
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Description: Soft Boys Club. Calling all soft boys, femboys, catboys and submissives..... Need some gear to be soft in? Then bam, I got the goods for you right here!

Tags: aesthetic, eboy, femboy, fetish, gay
F*ck The Tories Shorts

Description: Fuck The Tories! A simple sentiment that never goes out of style. Arguably a protest statement more relevant here in 2023 after over a decade of Conservative rule leading the UK down a miserable path.

Tags: anti tory, boris johnson, brexit, communist, conservative party
Beaker Science Pun - Pride Rainbow Edition Shorts
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Description: A pride rainbow flag variant of my best-selling design on here, Beaker Science Pun. Now more gay than ever!

Tags: chemistry, chemistry joke, chemistry teacher, funny, laboratory
There Were Cars Everywhere - Candie Shorts
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Description: Candie, easily one of the more intriguing characters from The Return. A no doubt horrific backstory is hinted at but never revealed. Leaving us to just be happy at her distracted, slightly naive ways.

Tags: newest, hipsters, sexy, cult tv shows, hipster gift
I Get What I Want Shorts
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Description: Not only does she know who she is, so do you. And like her, you damn well know she gets what she wants . . .

Tags: boxing helena, christmas present, unusual designs, unique gift idea, great northern
The Angels Wouldn't Help You Shorts

Description: The Angels Won't Help - quote. This doom-laden line from the wonderful FWWM, prophesising her own death over a grainy shot from the film in the frankly horrific, yet beautiful train car scene.

Tags: train car scene, fwwm, cult movie gifts, tv quotes, cult tv shows
Wang Computers - Martin Prince Shorts
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Description: Wang Computers. The hilariously named, now defunct computer company that went up against IBM and made infamous by Martin Prince. Show your Wang with pride!

Tags: simpsons funny, homer simpson, wang, martin prince, simpsons martin
Shiver With Anticipation - Rocky Horror Show Shorts

Description: If ever a design was going to make you shiver with antici..........pation, it is this one!

Tags: columbia, dammit janet, frank n furter, gay, lgbt
Floreda - I'm Not a State Shorts
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Description: Floreda. I'm not a state, I'm a monster. All the fun of this classic moment from the Simpsons, just without the need for all the effort of making such a great outfit for yourself. Guaranteed to keep you out of the neon claws of Gamblor* *not a guarantee

Tags: lisa, simpson, florida, gamblor, simpsons meme
Twink Geeks - Damn Good Gay Pun Shorts
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Description: If you get the pun here then you're cool and I like you. Anyway, keep on truckin' twinks, geeks and those that love them.

Tags: queer, tv parody, gay wedding gifts, rainbow, twin geeks
Thursday, What a Concept - Russian Doll Shorts
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Description: THURSDAY! What a Concept! If like me you loved Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll on Netflix then you probably already get what this design is all about.

Tags: thursday what a concept, what a concept, matrioshka, natasha lyonne, netflix and chill
Nancy Boy - Punk Aesthetic Shorts
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Description: Nancy Boy. A punk aesthetic for all the 'alternative' guys out there. Be proud about who you are. Also, it's a great song by Placebo. So, double the fun.

Tags: aesthetic, boi, femboy, gay, lgbtq
Inanimate Carbon Rod - In Rod We Trust Shorts
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Description: If you can't believe in the inanimate carbon rod and it's abilities to singlehandedly save space shuttle from disaster..... Then you got some kinda attitude, mister.

Tags: simpsons, simpsons meme, 90 s, 1990 s, carbon
Bimbo Sissy Shorts
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Description: One for all the submissive sissies and sissy wannabe's. Make sure you let everyone know just who you are with this.

Tags: lgbtq, sissies, himbo, sub, submissive
Catboy Supremacy Shorts
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Description: Catboy Supremacy. The Future is Catboy shaped everybody, it's best to get used to it now. Embrace the Catboy cuteness with this design on Tees, Hoodies, wall art, stickers and more!

Tags: aesthetic, cat boy, cat boys, catboy supremacy, femboy
Supreme Leader Fake Propaganda Poster - North Korea Shorts
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Description: A design so 'bad' Etsy banned it within seconds of me listing it. For clarity, this is a parody, it's nonsense, I don't condone the DPRK regime at all. It's all just jokes.

Tags: kim jong un, joke, dprk, propaganda style, parody design
Drowning In Plastic - Contrast Print Version Shorts
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Description: Drowning In Plastic. Plastics, especially single-use plastics are a major issue. I admit to being aware of this but never bothering to do anything to help. Until I saw the BBC film 'Drowning In Plastic'. That inspired me to create this, a human literally drowning inside a plastic item, but still dumping more plastics. Also available in dark print on light color items in my store.

Tags: climate change, conservation, earth, earth day, environment
You're Doing Great! Shorts
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Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design, in white print. Black Print version also available in my store.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, motivation, motivational, positive attitude
NYA Cute Catboy Drawing Shorts
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Description: NYA Catboy! It's a super simple and rough cute anime catboy drawing.

Tags: cute cat illustration, cute cat, nyan cat rainbow, anime style, nya
Sneaky Cat Ramen - Kawaii Noodles Shorts
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Description: Sneaky Cat Ramen. It's a cute little cat hiding sneakily in a bowl of ramen. I don't know why or how I had that as an idea, but here it is. Kawaii noodles! Enjoy!

Tags: anime, cute, cute cat, cute style, home decor
Pop The Art #1 - Bold Portrait Shorts
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Description: #1 in a series of 'portraits' in bold colors and styles.

Tags: expressionism, girl, pop art girl, pop art style, popart
Femboy Entertainment System Shorts
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Description: Femboy Entertainment System. You see, it's the Nintendo Entertainment System logo.... But for femboys instead. Simple really. If you're a femboy, gaymer, sissy, soft boy or even just like the cut of the designs jib, then this one is for you. (Also available on a feminine cut t-shirt, hoodie, mesh caps and more in my store).

Tags: aesthetic, e girl, eboy, femboy, femboy gamer
8-Bit Slut Shorts
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Description: 8-Bit Slut. Do I condone the use of the word slut to degrade anyone? No. But if you embrace it, own it, then it becomes far less insulting. But anyway, aren't we all sluts for a bit of retro gaming action sometimes?! (ALSO available on women's cut t-shirts and hoodies and all sorts of stuff in my shop).

Tags: twitchstreamer, gaming, gamer girls, gamer, 8bit

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