Tragically Ludicrous

Description: It's a simple rule. Follow it.

Description: Pray for Mojo! You really need to, his cholesterol is sky high after all!

Description: Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (dark colors with white print also available)

Description: A pride rainbow flag variant of my best-selling design on here, Beaker Science Pun. Now more gay than ever!

Description: Wang Computers. The hilariously named, now defunct computer company that went up against IBM and made infamous by Martin Prince. Show your Wang with pride!

Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him.

Description: If you get the pun here then you're cool and I like you. Anyway, keep on truckin' twinks, geeks and those that love them.

Description: THURSDAY! What a Concept! If like me you loved Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll on Netflix then you probably already get what this design is all about.

Description: Femboy Entertainment System. You see, it's the Nintendo Entertainment System logo.... But for femboys instead. Simple really. If you're a femboy, gaymer, sissy, soft boy or even just like the cut of the designs jib, then this one is for you. (Also available on a feminine cut t-shirt, hoodie, mesh caps and more in my store).

Description: 8-Bit Slut. Do I condone the use of the word slut to degrade anyone? No. But if you embrace it, own it, then it becomes far less insulting. But anyway, aren't we all sluts for a bit of retro gaming action sometimes?! (ALSO available on women's cut t-shirts and hoodies and all sorts of stuff in my shop).

Description: Femboy Hooters. If I've noticed one thing on Etsy, it's that people who like/favourite my items on here they also like Femboy Hooters stuff. So, here's my take on the classic meme!

Description: Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listenin'

Description: Like the common ''Directed By Quentin Tarantino'' items, but funnier, because it isn't correct. Now you can be Tarantined By Quentin Directino!

Description: The 'classic' sitcom from The Simpsons that definitely wasn't a parody of Friends.....

Description: Nihilism is the only logical choice in life. Give in, surrender to the total lack of Gods or anything.

Description: It's a classic retro gaming company logo but it says femboy instead of what you'd expect. That's it. That's the entire pun.

Description: You see, it's kinda like Game Boy but more gay. That's it. That's the entire idea. Niche gaymer friendly stuff basically.

Description: If you're in here reading this then you probably get it. If not, then I guess you'd better be doing some googling. Everyone deserves to have tshirts for their interests.

Description: Blahaj. The shark plushy of choice for femboys and those of a certain persuasion.

Description: The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

Description: Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'MTF', for all the male to female women out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Description: Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'FTM', for all the female to male guys out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Description: Censored sign items. Sometimes censorship sucks. So here is a load of items that are censored. Why? Not sure.

Description: We all learned recently that Britney Spears is actually Comrade Britney, due to her opinions on redistribution of wealth. And I for one think that is pretty cool.

Description: The US Government owns Patent 6630507. This is a patent on cannabis and it's medicinal qualities as an 'antioxidant & neuroprotectant'. Despite this, the government claim that cannabis has zero medicinal qualities and is therefore a schedule 1 drug, reserved only for drugs with no medicinal properties at all. There are over 20,000 studies that show Cannabis has these abilities, that is more studies than have ever been done on ibuprofen or Advil and other drugs of that nature.

Description: N+1 MTB Traffic Lights Design. A simple gift for the mountain biking lover in your life. A full-suspension bike in the colours of traffic lights. That's it, no more, no less.

Description: 80s Trash with neon tube lights design. OK, the 80s kinda sucked. But remembering the 1980s doesn't suck, therefore this stuff doesn't suck.