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Ludicrous Rainbow Phone Case
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Description: Basically part of the logo set I did for my business name. Nice and simple, a rainbow with a sunny cloud at one end and a rain cloud at the other.

Tags: clouds and rainbow, colorful, cynical, flippant, ludicrous
Guns & Small D*cks Phone Case
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Description: Oh hello. If you clicked through in a fit of rage, upset your precious guns have been disparaged, fear not. For it is you, the gun owner compensating for a likely very funny lack of manhood that is being disparaged.

Tags: penis compensation, anti gun violence, anti guns, anti gun, gun owner
Fu** You Albert Phone Case

Description: Albert didn't deserve the scorn of Diane, but, it is what it is. So fuck you too!

Tags: cult tv shows, tv quotes, the return, cult movie art, cult movies
Dignity - Don't You Even Know It When You See It? Phone Case
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Description: Odds are that if you have clicked to look at this, you know what it means. And if you don't, do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Because the cat's gonna get it......... It's dignity. Gah.

Tags: can i borrow a feeling, dignity image, dignity kirk, everything coming up milhouse, homer
Pray For Mojo Phone Case

Description: Pray for Mojo! You really need to, his cholesterol is sky high after all!

Tags: cult tv, simpsons, cartoons, mojo simpsons, homer mojo
It Costs a Lot of Money to Look This Cheap - Dolly Quote Phone Case

Description: Just a funny and legendary quote by Dolly Parton about what it takes to maintain her image.

Tags: fashionable, lifestyle quotes, country music legends, funny quote, dolly parton fans
It's a Fu**ing Nightmare - Carl Rod Phone Case
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Description: Why is it a fucking nightmare? Well you see, Carl Rod has been places. But now he just wants to stay where he is.

Tags: alternative, christmas gifts, fat trout, fat trout trailer park, fwwm
Beaker Chemistry Pun - Crayon Edition Phone Case
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Description: Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Tags: beaker, biology, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher gifts
Tragically Ludicrous Phone Case

Description: It's Tragically Ludicrous, you know, like when a clown dies.

Tags: ally, colorful, funny, homer, john waters
Bepis - Classic Logo Meme Phone Case
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Description: Bepis logo mens t-shirt. Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of memes that have been around for ages already.

Tags: coca cola, coke, cola, drink, humor
Soft Boys Club - Femboys Sissies Catboys Submissives Phone Case
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Description: Soft Boys Club. Calling all soft boys, femboys, catboys and submissives..... Need some gear to be soft in? Then bam, I got the goods for you right here!

Tags: aesthetic, eboy, femboy, fetish, gay
There Were Cars Everywhere - Candie Phone Case
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Description: Candie, easily one of the more intriguing characters from The Return. A no doubt horrific backstory is hinted at but never revealed. Leaving us to just be happy at her distracted, slightly naive ways.

Tags: newest, hipsters, sexy, cult tv shows, hipster gift
I Get What I Want Phone Case
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Description: Not only does she know who she is, so do you. And like her, you damn well know she gets what she wants . . .

Tags: boxing helena, christmas present, unusual designs, unique gift idea, great northern
The Angels Wouldn't Help You Phone Case

Description: The Angels Won't Help - quote. This doom-laden line from the wonderful FWWM, prophesising her own death over a grainy shot from the film in the frankly horrific, yet beautiful train car scene.

Tags: train car scene, fwwm, cult movie gifts, tv quotes, cult tv shows
Wang Computers - Martin Prince Phone Case

Description: Wang Computers. The hilariously named, now defunct computer company that went up against IBM and made infamous by Martin Prince. Show your Wang with pride!

Tags: simpsons funny, homer simpson, wang, martin prince, simpsons martin
Milpool - Leg Cast Signature (Black Print) Phone Case
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Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him.

Tags: simpson, bart, simpsons, milhouse van houten, simpsons gift
Floreda - I'm Not a State Phone Case
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Description: Floreda. I'm not a state, I'm a monster. All the fun of this classic moment from the Simpsons, just without the need for all the effort of making such a great outfit for yourself. Guaranteed to keep you out of the neon claws of Gamblor* *not a guarantee

Tags: lisa, simpson, florida, gamblor, simpsons meme
Twink Geeks - Damn Good Gay Pun Phone Case
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Description: If you get the pun here then you're cool and I like you. Anyway, keep on truckin' twinks, geeks and those that love them.

Tags: queer, tv parody, gay wedding gifts, rainbow, twin geeks
Inanimate Carbon Rod - In Rod We Trust Phone Case
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Description: If you can't believe in the inanimate carbon rod and it's abilities to singlehandedly save space shuttle from disaster..... Then you got some kinda attitude, mister.

Tags: simpsons, simpsons meme, 90 s, 1990 s, carbon
Drowning In Plastic - Contrast Print Version Phone Case
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Description: Drowning In Plastic. Plastics, especially single-use plastics are a major issue. I admit to being aware of this but never bothering to do anything to help. Until I saw the BBC film 'Drowning In Plastic'. That inspired me to create this, a human literally drowning inside a plastic item, but still dumping more plastics. Also available in dark print on light color items in my store.

Tags: climate change, conservation, earth, earth day, environment
You're Doing Great! Phone Case

Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design, in white print. Black Print version also available in my store.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, motivation, motivational, positive attitude
You're Doing Great! Phone Case

Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design.

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, motivation, motivational, positive attitude
NYA Cute Catboy Drawing Phone Case
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Description: NYA Catboy! It's a super simple and rough cute anime catboy drawing.

Tags: cute cat illustration, cute cat, nyan cat rainbow, anime style, nya
Femboy Entertainment System Phone Case
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Description: Femboy Entertainment System. You see, it's the Nintendo Entertainment System logo.... But for femboys instead. Simple really. If you're a femboy, gaymer, sissy, soft boy or even just like the cut of the designs jib, then this one is for you. (Also available on a feminine cut t-shirt, hoodie, mesh caps and more in my store).

Tags: aesthetic, e girl, eboy, femboy, femboy gamer
Femboy Hooters - Femboy Clothes - Sissy - Sissies - Femboy Memes - Femboi Phone Case

Description: Femboy Hooters. If I've noticed one thing on Etsy, it's that people who like/favourite my items on here they also like Femboy Hooters stuff. So, here's my take on the classic meme!

Tags: bussin, femboys, ftm, gay, hooters
Halloweed - Halloween Cannabis Parody - 420 Phone Case
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Description: A simple Halloween OG poster parody, Halloweed, for all the people who like a cheap pun and maybe a bit of cannabis now and then too.

Tags: 420 weed, tpween2022, pumpkin, halloweed, medical marijuana
Femboy Gaymer Phone Case
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Description: It's a classic retro gaming company logo but it says femboy instead of what you'd expect. That's it. That's the entire pun.

Tags: gaming nerd, gamer, gaming, gaymers, femboy trans
Gay Boy - Handheld Gaming System Phone Case
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Description: You see, it's kinda like Game Boy but more gay. That's it. That's the entire idea. Niche gaymer friendly stuff basically.

Tags: gaming, gay, gaymer, gay pride, lgbt
Bussy The Daddy Slayer Phone Case
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Description: If you're in here reading this then you probably get it. If not, then I guess you'd better be doing some googling. Everyone deserves to have tshirts for their interests.

Tags: bisexual, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, daddy, femboy
Blahaj - Pride Flag Colours Phone Case
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Description: Blahaj. The shark plushy of choice for femboys and those of a certain persuasion.

Tags: ikea, femboy, ikea shark, plush shark, plushy
Super Femboy World - Retro Gaymer Phone Case
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Description: Super Femboy World...... In 3D! The younger, feminine brother to my Twink Geeks design. This one is for all the femboy retro gamers out there!

Tags: gay, anime girl trap, femboy crossdresser, femboy catboy crossdresser, feminine
The Seppos - Rock Bottom Meme War Phone Case
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Description: The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

Tags: aussie funny, gifts for him, australia v usa, gift idea, simpsons
MTF Transgender Flag Colors - Male To Female Phone Case
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Description: Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'MTF', for all the male to female women out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Tags: transgender pride, lesbian, gay, bisexual, gay pride
FTM Transgender Flag Colors - Female To Male Phone Case
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Description: Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'FTM', for all the female to male guys out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Tags: lgbt, lgbtq, gay pride, bisexual, transgender
A Divided Heart Phone Case
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Description: Psychiatrist, Hawaii enthusiast, golfer, conspiracy nut and gold shovel peddler.

Tags: kids clothes, christmas gifts, newest designs, dr amp, unique designs
Whole Damn Town Phone Case
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Description: Resident clueless Sheriffs Department Deputy, it's Andy. And who is he? Well, he's a whole damn town, don't you know?!

Tags: lynchian, devil child, baby gift, whole damn town, unique xmas present

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