Tragically Ludicrous

Description: It's a simple rule. Follow it.

Description: Basically part of the logo set I did for my business name. Nice and simple, a rainbow with a sunny cloud at one end and a rain cloud at the other.

Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Description: Oh hello. If you clicked through in a fit of rage, upset your precious guns have been disparaged, fear not. For it is you, the gun owner compensating for a likely very funny lack of manhood that is being disparaged.

Description: Albert didn't deserve the scorn of Diane, but, it is what it is. So fuck you too!

Description: Odds are that if you have clicked to look at this, you know what it means. And if you don't, do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Because the cat's gonna get it......... It's dignity. Gah.

Description: Pray for Mojo! You really need to, his cholesterol is sky high after all!

Description: Just a funny and legendary quote by Dolly Parton about what it takes to maintain her image.

Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him. Black print version also in my store.

Description: Why is it a fucking nightmare? Well you see, Carl Rod has been places. But now he just wants to stay where he is.

Description: Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

Description: Beaker science pun. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (dark colors with white print also available)

Description: God damn, Jimmy....This is some serious gourmet shit. So enjoy your cup with these splendid items that let's everybody know just how good the coffee is. Sure, you shot Marvin in the face, but your day will get a whole lot better with some piping hot joe in your cup.

Description: It's Tragically Ludicrous, you know, like when a clown dies.

Description: Karma Police Metropolitan Police. A parody of the Met Police logo mixed with the Radiohead song title. Perfect for those 90's britpop fans who are maybe a bit anti police.

Description: Bepis logo mens t-shirt. Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of memes that have been around for ages already.

Description: Soft Boys Club. Calling all soft boys, femboys, catboys and submissives..... Need some gear to be soft in? Then bam, I got the goods for you right here!

Description: Fuck The Tories! A simple sentiment that never goes out of style. Arguably a protest statement more relevant here in 2023 after over a decade of Conservative rule leading the UK down a miserable path.

Description: A pride rainbow flag variant of my best-selling design on here, Beaker Science Pun. Now more gay than ever!

Description: Candie, easily one of the more intriguing characters from The Return. A no doubt horrific backstory is hinted at but never revealed. Leaving us to just be happy at her distracted, slightly naive ways.

Description: Not only does she know who she is, so do you. And like her, you damn well know she gets what she wants . . .

Description: The Angels Won't Help - quote. This doom-laden line from the wonderful FWWM, prophesising her own death over a grainy shot from the film in the frankly horrific, yet beautiful train car scene.

Description: Wang Computers. The hilariously named, now defunct computer company that went up against IBM and made infamous by Martin Prince. Show your Wang with pride!

Description: Milpool Leg Cast Signature. Enjoy this collection of items knowing that your best bud in the whole world, Milpool, is there for you whenever you need him.

Description: If ever a design was going to make you shiver with antici..........pation, it is this one!

Description: Floreda. I'm not a state, I'm a monster. All the fun of this classic moment from the Simpsons, just without the need for all the effort of making such a great outfit for yourself. Guaranteed to keep you out of the neon claws of Gamblor* *not a guarantee

Description: If you get the pun here then you're cool and I like you. Anyway, keep on truckin' twinks, geeks and those that love them.

Description: THURSDAY! What a Concept! If like me you loved Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll on Netflix then you probably already get what this design is all about.

Description: Because 2001 by Dr. Dre is a fantastic album. There doesn't need to be any other reason for this design.

Description: Nancy Boy. A punk aesthetic for all the 'alternative' guys out there. Be proud about who you are. Also, it's a great song by Placebo. So, double the fun.

Description: If you can't believe in the inanimate carbon rod and it's abilities to singlehandedly save space shuttle from disaster..... Then you got some kinda attitude, mister.

Description: One for all the submissive sissies and sissy wannabe's. Make sure you let everyone know just who you are with this.

Description: Catboy Supremacy. The Future is Catboy shaped everybody, it's best to get used to it now. Embrace the Catboy cuteness with this design on Tees, Hoodies, wall art, stickers and more!

Description: A design so 'bad' Etsy banned it within seconds of me listing it. For clarity, this is a parody, it's nonsense, I don't condone the DPRK regime at all. It's all just jokes.

Description: Drowning In Plastic. Plastics, especially single-use plastics are a major issue. I admit to being aware of this but never bothering to do anything to help. Until I saw the BBC film 'Drowning In Plastic'. That inspired me to create this, a human literally drowning inside a plastic item, but still dumping more plastics. Also available in dark print on light color items in my store.

Description: You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design, in white print. Black Print version also available in my store.