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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

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Brain Fart Bag
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain

Brain Fart Bag

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Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Bag
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny

Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Bag

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Hoof Hearted Bag
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Description: Hoof hearted

Tags: fart, flatulence, funny, heart, hoof

Hoof Hearted Bag

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I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Bag
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Bag
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle

Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Bag

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I Believe Bag
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa

I Believe Bag

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Farts Without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Bag

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Farts without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts without Warning Bag

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Farts Without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: crap, farter, farting, farts, funny

Farts Without Warning Bag

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Fartshumper Bag
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road

Fartshumper Bag

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Fractured but Whole Bag
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love

Fractured but Whole Bag

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Rolph!!! Bag
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal

Rolph!!! Bag

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Rust'n Bag
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal

Rust'n Bag

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I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Bag
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug

I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Bag

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Die, Cry, Hate. Bag
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love

Die, Cry, Hate. Bag

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Phenex Bag
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil

Phenex Bag

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James Bag
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover

James Bag

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Ug's Transformation Bag
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film

Ug's Transformation Bag

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METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Bag
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk

METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Bag

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METAL MILITIA Bag
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal

METAL MILITIA Bag

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Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Bag
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal

Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Bag

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Farts Stink Like a MFer Bag
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Description: The greatest mis-heard lyric in Heavy Metal History.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, fart, farting

Farts Stink Like a MFer Bag

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The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Bag
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Bag

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The Brothers of Texas Metal Bag
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal Bag

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They Came to Probe Uranus Bag
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship

They Came to Probe Uranus Bag

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Uranus is a Gas Giant Bag
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes

Uranus is a Gas Giant Bag

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Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Bag
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Bag

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Nice Tits, Bitch Bag
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Nice Tits, Bitch Bag

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Bitches be Trippin' Bag
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Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Bitches be Trippin' Bag

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TRV KVNT badge Bag
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock

TRV KVNT badge Bag

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Star of Baphomet Bag
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal

Star of Baphomet Bag

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Pentagram Bag
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan

Pentagram Bag

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Leviathan Cross Bag
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Description: Leviathan's Cross

Tags: demon, metal, baphomet, occult, satanic

Leviathan Cross Bag

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Sigil of Lucifer Bag
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Description: The seal of Satan.

Tags: death metal, metal, lucifer morningstar, satan, rock

Sigil of Lucifer Bag

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Thelema ver.1 Bag
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Description: Unicursal Hexagram inside a hetagram star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magick, metal

Thelema ver.1 Bag

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Thelema ver.2 Bag
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Description: A Unicursal Hexagram inside a Heptagram Star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magic, magick

Thelema ver.2 Bag

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