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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

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Brain Fart Bag
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain
Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Bag
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny
Hoof Hearted Bag
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Description: Hoof hearted

Tags: fart, flatulence, funny, heart, hoof
I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Bag
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Bag
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle
I Believe Bag
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa
Farts Without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor
Farts without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor
Farts Without Warning Bag
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: crap, farter, farting, farts, funny
Fartshumper Bag
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road
Fractured but Whole Bag
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love
Rolph!!! Bag
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal
Rust'n Bag
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal
I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Bag
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug
Die, Cry, Hate. Bag
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love
Phenex Bag
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil
James Bag
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover
Ug's Transformation Bag
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film
METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Bag
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk
METAL MILITIA Bag
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal
Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Bag
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal
Farts Stink Like a MFer Bag
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Description: The greatest mis-heard lyric in Heavy Metal History.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, fart, farting
The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Bag
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
The Brothers of Texas Metal Bag
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
They Came to Probe Uranus Bag
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship
Uranus is a Gas Giant Bag
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes
Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Bag
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies
Nice Tits, Bitch Bag
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies
Bitches be Trippin' Bag
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Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies
TRV KVNT badge Bag
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock
Star of Baphomet Bag
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal
Pentagram Bag
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan
Leviathan Cross Bag
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Description: Leviathan's Cross

Tags: demon, metal, baphomet, occult, satanic
Sigil of Lucifer Bag
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Description: The seal of Satan.

Tags: death metal, metal, lucifer morningstar, satan, rock
Thelema ver.1 Bag
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Description: Unicursal Hexagram inside a hetagram star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magick, metal
Thelema ver.2 Bag
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Description: A Unicursal Hexagram inside a Heptagram Star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magic, magick

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