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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

Tank Tops

Brain Fart Tank Top
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain

Brain Fart Tank Top

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Nope... I'm going back to bed Tank Top
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Description: Tired Brain just ain't feeling it today.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, brain, depression, funny

Nope... I'm going back to bed Tank Top

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My Mind is Always on EWE Tank Top

Description: A cute brain riding a female sheep, also known as a EWE. A fun way to let that special someone know that you're always thinking about them.

Tags: boyfriend, brain, couple, cute, funny

My Mind is Always on EWE Tank Top

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Heavy Metal on the Brain Tank Top
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Description: Perfect for the metal head in your life.

Tags: band, black metal, brain, death metal, funny

Heavy Metal on the Brain Tank Top

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Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Tank Top
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny

Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Tank Top

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I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Tank Top
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Tank Top
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle
I Believe Tank Top
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa

I Believe Tank Top

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Farts Without Warning Tank Top
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Tank Top

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Farts without Warning Tank Top
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts without Warning Tank Top

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Farts Without Warning Tank Top
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: crap, farter, farting, farts, funny

Farts Without Warning Tank Top

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Farts Without Warning Tank Top
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Description: You know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for a change.

Tags: crap, farter, farting, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Tank Top

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Fartshumper Tank Top
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road

Fartshumper Tank Top

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Fractured but Whole Tank Top
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love

Fractured but Whole Tank Top

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Rolph!!! Tank Top
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal

Rolph!!! Tank Top

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Rust'n Tank Top
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal

Rust'n Tank Top

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I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Tank Top
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug

I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Tank Top

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Die, Cry, Hate. Tank Top
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love

Die, Cry, Hate. Tank Top

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Phenex Tank Top
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil

Phenex Tank Top

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James Tank Top
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover

James Tank Top

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Ug's Transformation Tank Top
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film

Ug's Transformation Tank Top

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METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Tank Top
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk

METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Tank Top

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METAL MILITIA Tank Top
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal

METAL MILITIA Tank Top

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Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Tank Top
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal

Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Tank Top

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Farts Stink Like a MFer Tank Top
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Description: The greatest mis-heard lyric in Heavy Metal History.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, fart, farting

Farts Stink Like a MFer Tank Top

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The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Tank Top
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Tank Top

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The Brothers of Texas Metal Tank Top
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal Tank Top

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They Came to Probe Uranus Tank Top
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship

They Came to Probe Uranus Tank Top

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Uranus is a Gas Giant Tank Top
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes

Uranus is a Gas Giant Tank Top

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Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Tank Top
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Tank Top

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Nice Tits, Bitch Tank Top
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Nice Tits, Bitch Tank Top

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Bitches be Trippin' Tank Top

Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Bitches be Trippin' Tank Top

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TRV KVNT badge Tank Top
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock

TRV KVNT badge Tank Top

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Star of Baphomet Tank Top
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal

Star of Baphomet Tank Top

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Pentagram Tank Top
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan

Pentagram Tank Top

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Leviathan Cross Tank Top

Description: Leviathan's Cross

Tags: demon, metal, baphomet, occult, satanic

Leviathan Cross Tank Top

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