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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

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Brain Fart Shorts
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain

Brain Fart Shorts

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Nope... I'm going back to bed Shorts
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Description: Tired Brain just ain't feeling it today.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, brain, depression, funny
My Mind is Always on EWE Shorts

Description: A cute brain riding a female sheep, also known as a EWE. A fun way to let that special someone know that you're always thinking about them.

Tags: boyfriend, brain, couple, cute, funny

My Mind is Always on EWE Shorts

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Heavy Metal on the Brain Shorts
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Description: Perfect for the metal head in your life.

Tags: band, black metal, brain, death metal, funny

Heavy Metal on the Brain Shorts

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Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Shorts
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny
Hoof Hearted Shorts
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Description: Hoof hearted

Tags: fart, flatulence, funny, heart, hoof

Hoof Hearted Shorts

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I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Shorts
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Shorts
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle
I Believe Shorts
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa

I Believe Shorts

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Farts Without Warning Shorts
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Shorts

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Farts Without Warning Shorts
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: crap, farter, farting, farts, funny

Farts Without Warning Shorts

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Fartshumper Shorts
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road

Fartshumper Shorts

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Fractured but Whole Shorts
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love

Fractured but Whole Shorts

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Rolph!!! Shorts
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal

Rolph!!! Shorts

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Rust'n Shorts
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal

Rust'n Shorts

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I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Shorts
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug
Die, Cry, Hate. Shorts
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love

Die, Cry, Hate. Shorts

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Phenex Shorts
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil

Phenex Shorts

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James Shorts
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover

James Shorts

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Ug's Transformation Shorts
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film

Ug's Transformation Shorts

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METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Shorts
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk

METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Shorts

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METAL MILITIA Shorts
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal

METAL MILITIA Shorts

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Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Shorts
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal
Farts Stink Like a MFer Shorts
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Description: The greatest mis-heard lyric in Heavy Metal History.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, fart, farting

Farts Stink Like a MFer Shorts

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The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Shorts
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
The Brothers of Texas Metal Shorts
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal Shorts

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They Came to Probe Uranus Shorts
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship

They Came to Probe Uranus Shorts

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Uranus is a Gas Giant Shorts
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes

Uranus is a Gas Giant Shorts

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Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Shorts
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Shorts

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Nice Tits, Bitch Shorts
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Nice Tits, Bitch Shorts

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Bitches be Trippin' Shorts

Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Bitches be Trippin' Shorts

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TRV KVNT badge Shorts
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock

TRV KVNT badge Shorts

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Star of Baphomet Shorts
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal

Star of Baphomet Shorts

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Pentagram Shorts
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan

Pentagram Shorts

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Leviathan Cross Shorts
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Description: Leviathan's Cross

Tags: demon, metal, baphomet, occult, satanic

Leviathan Cross Shorts

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Sigil of Lucifer Shorts
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Description: The seal of Satan.

Tags: death metal, metal, lucifer morningstar, satan, rock

Sigil of Lucifer Shorts

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