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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

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Brain Fart Hat
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain

Brain Fart Hat

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Nope... I'm going back to bed Hat
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Description: Tired Brain just ain't feeling it today.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, brain, depression, funny

Nope... I'm going back to bed Hat

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My Mind is Always on EWE Hat

Description: A cute brain riding a female sheep, also known as a EWE. A fun way to let that special someone know that you're always thinking about them.

Tags: boyfriend, brain, couple, cute, funny

My Mind is Always on EWE Hat

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Heavy Metal on the Brain Hat
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Description: Perfect for the metal head in your life.

Tags: band, black metal, brain, death metal, funny

Heavy Metal on the Brain Hat

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Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Hat
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny
Hoof Hearted Hat
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Description: Hoof hearted

Tags: fart, flatulence, funny, heart, hoof

Hoof Hearted Hat

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I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Hat
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Hat
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle
I Believe Hat
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa

I Believe Hat

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Farts Without Warning Hat
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Hat

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Farts without Warning Hat
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: farter, farting, farts, funny, humor

Farts without Warning Hat

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Farts Without Warning Hat
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Description: You Know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for one!

Tags: crap, farter, farting, farts, funny

Farts Without Warning Hat

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Farts Without Warning Hat
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Description: You know who you are. Now it's time to warn everyone else for a change.

Tags: crap, farter, farting, funny, humor

Farts Without Warning Hat

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Fartshumper Hat
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road

Fartshumper Hat

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Fractured but Whole Hat
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love

Fractured but Whole Hat

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Rolph!!! Hat
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal

Rolph!!! Hat

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Rust'n Hat
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal

Rust'n Hat

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I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Hat
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug
Die, Cry, Hate. Hat
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love

Die, Cry, Hate. Hat

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Phenex Hat
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil

Phenex Hat

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James Hat
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover

James Hat

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Ug's Transformation Hat
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film

Ug's Transformation Hat

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METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Hat
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk

METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Hat

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METAL MILITIA Hat
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal

METAL MILITIA Hat

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Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Hat
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal
Farts Stink Like a MFer Hat
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Description: The greatest mis-heard lyric in Heavy Metal History.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, fart, farting

Farts Stink Like a MFer Hat

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The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Hat
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
The Brothers of Texas Metal Hat
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician

The Brothers of Texas Metal Hat

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They Came to Probe Uranus Hat
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship

They Came to Probe Uranus Hat

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Uranus is a Gas Giant Hat
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes

Uranus is a Gas Giant Hat

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Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Hat
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Hat

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Nice Tits, Bitch Hat
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Nice Tits, Bitch Hat

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Bitches be Trippin' Hat
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Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Bitches be Trippin' Hat

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TRV KVNT badge Hat
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock

TRV KVNT badge Hat

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Star of Baphomet Hat
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal

Star of Baphomet Hat

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Pentagram Hat
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan

Pentagram Hat

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