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I make Funny, Horror, and Heavy Metal Themed designs for people like myself.
Middletown, Ohio, USA, Earth

Tapestries

Brain Fart Tapestry
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Description: A funny animated brain character letting one slip with the caption “Brain Fart.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever lost their train of thought, blanked out mid-sentence, or had a total mental hiccup. This design leans into silly, lighthearted humor that students, programmers, gamers, teachers, and office workers instantly relate to. Great for fans of brain humor, nerd jokes, and cartoon-style comedy. Whether you’re studying, working, gaming, or just laughing at your own mental glitches, this shirt makes a perfect casual wear or gift for people who appreciate dumb-smart humor and relatable moments.

Tags: brain humor, cartoon brain, dumb joke, funny, funny brain

Brain Fart Tapestry

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Nope... I'm going back to bed Tapestry
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Description: Tired Brain just ain't feeling it today.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, brain, depression, funny
My Mind is Always on EWE Tapestry

Description: A cute brain riding a female sheep, also known as a EWE. A fun way to let that special someone know that you're always thinking about them.

Tags: boyfriend, brain, couple, cute, funny

My Mind is Always on EWE Tapestry

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Heavy Metal on the Brain Tapestry
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Description: Perfect for the metal head in your life.

Tags: band, black metal, brain, death metal, funny

Heavy Metal on the Brain Tapestry

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Thinky Meat Tired, come back tomorrow. Tapestry
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Description: Feeling mentally done? This cute and funny “Thinky Meat Tired, Come Back Tomorrow” design features an adorable worn-out brain that’s perfect for anyone who overthinks, gets brain-fried at work, or simply needs a break. Great for students, teachers, writers, programmers, gamers, healthcare workers, and anyone who loves relatable humor about burnout and mental fatigue.

Tags: anxiety humor, brain humor, burnout humor, exhausted brain, funny
Hoof Hearted Tapestry
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Description: Hoof hearted

Tags: fart, flatulence, funny, heart, hoof

Hoof Hearted Tapestry

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I'll let you probe my butt if you take me away from Trump Tapestry
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Description: Oh, the lengths we'll go to just to get away!

Tags: alien, anti, anti fascist, anti maga, antifa
Comfort Zones are Overated... Leave Now Tapestry
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Description: Leave your comfort zone

Tags: attitude, comfort, inspirational, leave, lifestyle
I Believe Tapestry
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Description: Alien head

Tags: alien, extraterrestrial, galaxy, moon, nasa

I Believe Tapestry

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Fartshumper Tapestry
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Description: Swedish "Speed Bump" road sign. Uh huh huh... It says Fart!

Tags: bump, fart, farts, humper, road

Fartshumper Tapestry

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Fractured but Whole Tapestry
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Description: Death, heart break, and stuggle my fracture us, but we remain whole.

Tags: sad, heart, depression, goth, love

Fractured but Whole Tapestry

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Rolph!!! Tapestry
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Description: Rolph!!! 3

Tags: music, metal, black metal, band, death metal

Rolph!!! Tapestry

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Rust'n Tapestry
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Description: If you have to ask, it's not for you.

Tags: thrash metal, black metal, metal, music, heavy metal

Rust'n Tapestry

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I chug the Guitar like I chug Beer Tapestry
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Description: It speaks for itself

Tags: music, alcohol, guitarist, party, chug
Die, Cry, Hate. Tapestry
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Description: If you hate the "live laugh love" Karen culture. You will love the Die, Cry, Hate counter culture.

Tags: live, karen, counter culture, cry, love

Die, Cry, Hate. Tapestry

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Phenex Tapestry
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Description: The logo for my Band, Phenex

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, demon, devil

Phenex Tapestry

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James Tapestry
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Description: The riff master and living God himself

Tags: band, electric guitar, guitar, guitarist, guitar lover

James Tapestry

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Ug's Transformation Tapestry
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Description: Ug has chosen his new face.

Tags: 80s, alien, creature, crites, cult film

Ug's Transformation Tapestry

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METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Tapestry
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Description: All are welcome to join.....

Tags: black metal, death metal, hardcore, metal, punk

METAL MILITIA (Bloody) Tapestry

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METAL MILITIA Tapestry
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Description: All are welcome to Join.....

Tags: quotes, punk, quote, band, death metal

METAL MILITIA Tapestry

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Farts Stink like a MFer version 2 Tapestry
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Description: One of the most beloved mis-heard lyrics in heavy metal history

Tags: humor, fart, southern metal, black metal, metal
The Brothers of Texas Metal (vintage) Tapestry
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
The Brothers of Texas Metal Tapestry
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Description: If you have to ask. It ain't for you.

Tags: band, black metal, death metal, metal, musician
They Came to Probe Uranus Tapestry
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Description: When Man travels to Uranus....

Tags: planet, probe, space, spaceman, spaceship

They Came to Probe Uranus Tapestry

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Uranus is a Gas Giant Tapestry
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Description: Science said it... Not me...

Tags: space, uranus, uranus funny, uranus joke, uranus jokes

Uranus is a Gas Giant Tapestry

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Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker Tapestry
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies
Nice Tits, Bitch Tapestry
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Description: If you know, you know

Tags: killer turkey, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Nice Tits, Bitch Tapestry

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Bitches be Trippin' Tapestry

Description: They always fall..... ALWAYS....

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, horrormovies

Bitches be Trippin' Tapestry

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TRV KVNT badge Tapestry
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Description: We all know you're a C#!t, but are you TRV KVNT?

Tags: pagan, wiccan, occult, black metal, rock

TRV KVNT badge Tapestry

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Star of Baphomet Tapestry
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Description: The star of Baphomet.

Tags: satan, pentagram, death metal, demon, heavy metal

Star of Baphomet Tapestry

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Pentagram Tapestry
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Description: Pentagram of Protection

Tags: witchcraft, wiccan, witch, occult, pagan

Pentagram Tapestry

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Leviathan Cross Tapestry

Description: Leviathan's Cross

Tags: demon, metal, baphomet, occult, satanic

Leviathan Cross Tapestry

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Sigil of Lucifer Tapestry
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Description: The seal of Satan.

Tags: death metal, metal, lucifer morningstar, satan, rock

Sigil of Lucifer Tapestry

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Thelema ver.1 Tapestry
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Description: Unicursal Hexagram inside a hetagram star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magick, metal

Thelema ver.1 Tapestry

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Thelema ver.2 Tapestry
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Description: A Unicursal Hexagram inside a Heptagram Star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magic, magick

Thelema ver.2 Tapestry

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Thelema ver.3 Tapestry
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Description: A Unicursal Hexagram inside a Heptagram Star of Babylon.

Tags: aleister crowley, do what thou wilt, heptagram, magick, occult

Thelema ver.3 Tapestry

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