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Dead-ucation

The joys and perils of being an ice cream cone who reads Lewis Carroll poems

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The schism or dissociation between who we see ourselves as and what the universe sees. "anxiety occurs when lack, itself, lacks" -- Jacques Lacan

Simple white letters on black background: "I believe in cowardice and sandwiches." You gotta believe in something. Cowardice and sandwiches are decent choices, really. Thanks Eddie, we love you forever :)

An x-ray of Albert Fish's groin, showcasing the many needles he kept safe inside himself!

abstract portrait: Albert Camus

Simple white letters on black background: "Die mad about it." I just don't even care about that, Karen. Die mad about it.

John is always happy! Be LIke John.

A bird

No one's meant to turn out like this.

Simple white letters on black background: "Can you speak up? I'm eavesdropping." Definitely tongue in cheek - or maybe not? If you're incurably curious and a complete gossip, may as well let people know.

We are all born mad, some remain so. Waiting for Godot by Samuel Becket, a tragi-comic play in which nothing happens... twice. The Bowler Hat, Noose and solitary Tree are the principle props in an absurd drama in which two tramps engage in macabre, bizarre and melancholy discussions while awaiting the arrival of their compatriot, Godot.

L'existence précède l'essence

Don't fish me off!

What's your excuse?

Don't Mix Fuel and Spirits

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Simple white letters on black background: "I got no snacks and no respect." It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

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"Oi mate, you up for a merry Christmas?" "Oh yes, mate, I'm dead jolly." Join the sarcastic and snarky (yet still jaunty!) Santa skeleton with holiday greetings for any time between Halloween and New Year. Other colors available.

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Albert Camus, Quotes, Artistic Portrait, Colours, “In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”

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Guide to Muscular Necromancy

Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and PRACTICALLY LIVID but this is all you can manage out loud. "I'll write a very stiff letter. ON CARDBOARD."

A finger-pointing approach

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% donut". When your love language is cinnamon and sugar, and you can't decide between cake, bear claw, and cruller, your very skin and bones are made of them.

Grotesque #65 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

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Absurdism, to say the least. Don't overthink this one.... It's just supposed to catch your eye and make you think, "What the....." Anything else, and you've gone too far.

Everyone loves a good deal!

Famous and absurd meme in cartoon version by Oscar Sánchez Requena.

This oddly specific design with coffee stains is perfect for those who love coffee and absurd humor