Absurd Crewneck Sweatshirts

Part of the Walter Moore Ape Series.

the 14th Spider of the 50 Rare Spider series. A bag of spiders controlling a robotic spider body. Nothing else is known about this abomination.

Legalize evolution, return to monkey

What is there to say? Palpable nonsense.

Simple white letters on black background: "SURVIVING OUT OF SPITE". When you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.

Simple white letters on black background: "good art friend". Because the existence of a bad art friend implies the existence of at least one good art friend and kidney aside, could any of this be more ridiculous? Be good.

Digital collage art

Simple white letters on black background: "I GOT NO SNACKS AND NO RESPECT". It's bad enough to be disrespected but to have no food?! It's the end times, dogs and cats living together, yada yada.

With thanks to Albrecht Dürer.

A blocky floating Pink Man head!

Japanese warning sign

Planets adorn a tree on an-ever shifting land. A graceful deer stands close by.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten pancakes or am on my way to get pancakes." Is there anything better than sweet, sweet pancakes?! For reals, bruh. They're breakfast; they're dessert; they're bressert.

Faut pas pousser mémé dans les violons !

Smile, Laugh & Delight in the Absurd!

your political views are absurd

Banana of Liberty

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten donuts or am on my way to get donuts." Pastries are great; round pastries are better; fried round pastries covered in sugar will kill you but oh! sweet sweet death.

Here's one FUN fish fact: After all has been said and done, the sea shall reclaim us all. Humankind will, finally, succumb to the tides.

downtown takeover!

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing kohlrabi plant between the saying: I Grow Kohlrabi In Absurd Amounts For Fun.

With thanks to Albrecht Dürer.

Come on, join us, you know you've been a voluntary member for a long time already.

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing broccoli between the saying: I Grow Broccoli In Absurd Amounts For Fun.

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing tomato plant between the saying: I Grow Tomatoes In Absurd Amounts For Fun

This vintage retro styled design contains the illustration of a laughing chilli pepper between the saying: I Grow Chillies In Absurd Amounts For Fun.

Simple white letters on black background: "The line between self-care and self-destruction is a fine one." Take care of yourself, but don't go out the other side into complete indulgence. It's hard, particularly in a pandemic.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what's going on." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what I'm doing." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Simple white letters on black background: "[witty saying]". Save time and let people fill in the gap with whatever fits the occasion. For the deadpan and tongue in cheek everywhere.

It's Fine, Im Fine Everything's Fine - I'm fine, its fine, everything fine, fine, drama, absurd, mess, chaos, bullshit, college, university, 2020 meme, funny meme,

Simple white letters on black background: "Do you mind if I have nachos during this?" Because it doesn't even matter what "this" is - a divorce appointment, a shower, raking leaves - it will be improved by nachos.

It's like that famous inspirational quote: "God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors" but this time it's the biggest unrestricted internet access to his strongest 10 year olds

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what's going on." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Arthur Schopenhauer, the depressed German philosopher, cheers himself up with a lovely pink doughnut. As we all know, a doughnut can cure even severe cases of Weltschmerz - best to have some on hand.

A bunch of bullshit, plainly speaking, but rather funny. If you try to understand it, perhaps you will get wiser.... Text courtesy of JA.