Description: Prevent Unwanted Presidency - VOTE!

Description: Thick Thighs Save Lives ☤

Description: I'm Not Arguing

Description: We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. Something to keep in mind for your daily grind.

Description: Hey Babe, This Game Could Go Into Overtime

Description: Pops is My Name, Charm is My Game

Description: Truck Fump. Voice your opinion - while you still can.

Description: It doesn't take much to act like a good person. Just listen to your conscience.

Description: Christian in Name Only

Description: Funny, but it's true!

Description: I mean, why would you feel the need?

Description: Now is the time to speak up. Before it's too late for all of us.

Description: Use your words. While you still can.

Description: Speak your mind, while you still can!

Description: Sieze the carp!

Description: Don't Be Woke, It's Far Better to Sleep!

Description: Use your voice, while you still can.

Description: In the spirit of "E pur si muove", let us acknowledge that truth, whether denied, ignored, or diluted remains truth.

Description: In the spirit of "E pur si muove", let us acknowledge that truth, whether denied, ignored, or diluted remains truth.

Description: Christian Nationalism is Neither Christian nor is it patriotic nationalism. Awake O Sleeper!

Description: In an age where ignorance and oppression seem to be spreading at the speed of dark, hold the light of liberty and freedom high, let it shine!

Description: The encouraging evolution of fighter jet nomenclature in an era of cautious resistance and quiet protest.

Description: Are you a dev who is also conscious? Send your message with a subtle tech shirt.

Description: In a universe of parallel and diverging timelines, welcome to what HAS to be the worst one.

Description: It's not too early to start worrying about the Y34K problem, when the GUID clock rolls over and all hell breaks loose!

Description: Some people just can't pick up on facial cues. Let 'em see this shirt, instead.

Description: It's my motto. Make me mad and I don't get even, I'll get odd

Description: Are you adorkable? or know someone who is?

Description: For those who are only somewhat superstitious.

Description: Let them know how you really feel.

Description: it's OK to be vermin.

Description: Are you a true reader? Or know someone who is? This is the shirt to show everyone.

Description: Are you confused about how being awake could possibly be classified as a bad thing? Awake, O Sleeper!

Description: Are you tired of being around people who glorify stupidity? Do you feel like you are wading in an pond of slugs who want to be spoon-fed their beliefs instead of using critical thinking? Well, here's your shirt.

Description: Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

Description: For the physics geek in your life