Perfect for the science teacher or physics geek in your life!

Mondegreenery

I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you.

Toe knife.

This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.

Who you callin' fat?

Let's Go Schlump!

My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"

Speak your mind, while you still can!

Speak your mind, while you still can!

Is it spooky action at a distance?

In an age where ignorance and oppression seem to be spreading at the speed of dark, hold the light of liberty and freedom high, let it shine!

Belphegor’s Prime is a unique number. First, it is a PRIME number. It is also a palindrome. It contains the number 666 in the middle, and is then surrounded on each side of that with THIRTEEN (13) zeroes and a numeral 1. This means it could also be written as 10(13)666(13)1. This number also contains a total of 31 digits, which is yet another 13 (backwards).

c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

You complete meh.

If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Best noodles in town

Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...

Accepting Applications Always

Who needs more than 8 bits?

Show that you're part of the staph.

Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)

Do you know CSS? Do you know someone who only THINKS they know CSS?

Where my ASCII fans at? Do we really need more than 8 bits?

Let them know you're no simple creature

It's numbers, all the way down.

Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

It's all fun and games until you divide by zero! Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

Stop vaccine hesitancy and get your shot(s) now! Love your neighbor!

Do not underestimate me

Merry Xmas!

Would anyone care if this were rhetorical?