Description: In a universe of parallel and diverging timelines, welcome to what HAS to be the worst one.

Description: Know a fan of Kosmische (aka krautrock)? Kraftwerk, Neu!, Cluster, Jarre, Klaus Schulze, Tangerine Dream, Popol Vuh, etc.

Description: It's not too early to start worrying about the Y34K problem, when the GUID clock rolls over and all hell breaks loose!

Description: Some people just can't pick up on facial cues. Let 'em see this shirt, instead.

Description: It's my motto. Make me mad and I don't get even, I'll get odd

Description: Are you adorkable? or know someone who is?

Description: because I'm just a brain, standing in front of another brain, asking it to impress me

Description: For those who are only somewhat superstitious.

Description: Let them know how you really feel.

Description: We are all beratna

Description: it's OK to be vermin.

Description: Are you a true reader? Or know someone who is? This is the shirt to show everyone.

Description: Are you confused about how being awake could possibly be classified as a bad thing? Awake, O Sleeper!

Description: Are you tired of being around people who glorify stupidity? Do you feel like you are wading in an pond of slugs who want to be spoon-fed their beliefs instead of using critical thinking? Well, here's your shirt.

Description: Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

Description: Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!

Description: because we're all a work in progress.

Description: If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Description: Would anyone care if this were rhetorical?

Description: Person + Woman + Man + Camera + TV = stable genius

Description: Not to be too cheesy, but I think we're already pretty grate.

Description: Mondegreenery

Description: I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you.

Description: Toe knife.

Description: Who you callin' fat?

Description: My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

Description: My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"

Description: Speak your mind, while you still can!

Description: Is it spooky action at a distance?

Description: In an age where ignorance and oppression seem to be spreading at the speed of dark, hold the light of liberty and freedom high, let it shine!

Description: This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.

Description: c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

Description: Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)

Description: For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Description: Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

Description: You complete meh.