Description: Now is the time to speak up. Before it's too late for all of us.

Description: Use your words. While you still can.

Description: Sieze the carp!

Description: Don't Be Woke, It's Far Better to Sleep!

Description: Use your voice, while you still can.

Description: In the spirit of "E pur si muove", let us acknowledge that truth, whether denied, ignored, or diluted remains truth.

Description: In the spirit of "E pur si muove", let us acknowledge that truth, whether denied, ignored, or diluted remains truth.

Description: Christian Nationalism is Neither

Description: Christian Nationalism is Neither Christian nor is it patriotic nationalism. Awake O Sleeper!

Description: The encouraging evolution of fighter jet nomenclature in an era of cautious resistance and quiet protest.

Description: Are you a dev who is also conscious? Send your message with a subtle tech shirt.

Description: In a universe of parallel and diverging timelines, welcome to what HAS to be the worst one.

Description: Know a fan of Kosmische (aka krautrock)? Kraftwerk, Neu!, Cluster, Jarre, Klaus Schulze, Tangerine Dream, Popol Vuh, etc.

Description: It's not too early to start worrying about the Y34K problem, when the GUID clock rolls over and all hell breaks loose!

Description: Some people just can't pick up on facial cues. Let 'em see this shirt, instead.

Description: It's my motto. Make me mad and I don't get even, I'll get odd

Description: Are you adorkable? or know someone who is?

Description: because I'm just a brain, standing in front of another brain, asking it to impress me

Description: For those who are only somewhat superstitious.

Description: Let them know how you really feel.

Description: it's OK to be vermin.

Description: Are you a true reader? Or know someone who is? This is the shirt to show everyone.

Description: Are you confused about how being awake could possibly be classified as a bad thing? Awake, O Sleeper!

Description: Are you tired of being around people who glorify stupidity? Do you feel like you are wading in an pond of slugs who want to be spoon-fed their beliefs instead of using critical thinking? Well, here's your shirt.

Description: Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

Description: For the physics geek in your life

Description: Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!

Description: because we're all a work in progress.

Description: If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Description: Would anyone care if this were rhetorical?

Description: Person + Woman + Man + Camera + TV = stable genius

Description: Mondegreenery

Description: I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you.

Description: Toe knife.

Description: Who you callin' fat?

Description: My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"