because I'm just a brain, standing in front of another brain, asking it to impress me

For those who are only somewhat superstitious.

Let them know how you really feel.

We all know someone who causes this condition.

We are all beratna

it's OK to be vermin.

Are you a true reader? Or know someone who is? This is the shirt to show everyone.

Are you confused about how being awake could possibly be classified as a bad thing? Awake, O Sleeper!

Are you tired of being around people who glorify stupidity? Do you feel like you are wading in an pond of slugs who want to be spoon-fed their beliefs instead of using critical thinking? Well, here's your shirt.

Don't worry about. It happens to a lot of writers.

Obey Moss! If you or someone you know loves The IT Crowd (or who is involved in IT/computers/programming) this makes a perfect gift!

If you or someone you know just can't resist correcting grammar and spelling (like the title above) this is the perfect gift! Great for readers, writers, teachers, or anyone else who seeks perfection in communication.

Person + Woman + Man + Camera + TV = stable genius

Not to be too cheesy, but I think we're already pretty grate.

Mondegreenery

I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you.

Toe knife.

Who you callin' fat?

My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"

Speak your mind, while you still can!

In an age where ignorance and oppression seem to be spreading at the speed of dark, hold the light of liberty and freedom high, let it shine!

This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.

c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)

For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

You complete meh.

Accepting Applications Always

Best noodles in town

A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...

Who needs more than 8 bits?

Show that you're part of the staph.

Let them know you're no simple creature

It's numbers, all the way down.

Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)