Description: Toe knife.

Description: Who you callin' fat?

Description: My heart says "chips and queso" but my pants say "for the love of God woman, eat a salad!"

Description: My heart says chocolate and cupcakes. My pants say "For the love of God woman, east a salad!"

Description: Is it spooky action at a distance?

Description: This is how old I am. But I cherish the memories.

Description: c'mon people. when has banning books (or burning them!) EVER solved anything? WAKE UP

Description: Do you suffer from premature enumeration? There is hope (think about garbage collection)

Description: For physics geeks, Feynman fans, astronomy buffs and general science nerds (like me!). 137 (also known as The Fine Constant) is a number that will always be fine by me, at least in this specific universe.

Description: Can't argue with this one! A shirt for those who love science or astronomy and who also possess a slightly warped sense of humor.

Description: Dear Christian Nationalist: Anyone who obstructs the legal rights of immigrants is cursed by God.

Description: Best noodles in town

Description: A Nerdy Wordy variation on a classic joke. A thesaurus, a lexicon and an onomasticon perambulate into a rathskeller...

Description: Who needs more than 8 bits?

Description: Know a fan of Kosmische (aka krautrock)? Kraftwerk, Neu!, Cluster, Jarre, Klaus Schulze, Tangerine Dream, Popol Vuh, etc.

Description: Show that you're part of the staph.

Description: Do you know CSS? Do you know someone who only THINKS they know CSS?

Description: Where my ASCII fans at? Do we really need more than 8 bits?

Description: Let them know you're no simple creature

Description: It's numbers, all the way down.

Description: Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

Description: It's all fun and games until you divide by zero! Old programmers (you know who you are) might remember terms like segfault, abend, and some special memory addresses (see my other designs)

Description: Stop vaccine hesitancy and get your shot(s) now! Love your neighbor!

Description: Speak your mind, while you still can!

Description: because I'm just a brain, standing in front of another brain, asking it to impress me

Description: Belphegor’s Prime is a unique number. First, it is a PRIME number. It is also a palindrome. It contains the number 666 in the middle, and is then surrounded on each side of that with THIRTEEN (13) zeroes and a numeral 1. This means it could also be written as 10(13)666(13)1. This number also contains a total of 31 digits, which is yet another 13 (backwards).

Description: Merry Xmas!

Description: Are you (or someone you know) a sapiosexual? Do you tend to be attracted to people with intelligence? With a high IQ? People who not only own books, but READ books?

Description: Physics majors and teachers will know about the amazing and mysterious number 137 (http://www.feynman.com/science/the-mysterious-137/)

Description: From a Robert Frost poem, great for amateur (or professional!) astronomers, science majors, poetry buffs and teachers! This includes a detailed moon map of the Bullialdus region.

Description: Might not be funny, but it IS humerus!

Description: We're All Monsters at Heart

Description: If marathons were geared to Math and Science Geeks

Description: From a lovely poem by Sarah Williams (1868): "Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night."

Description: Resistance is futile (at least in some circuits).

Description: Science is important. Math is important. Truth is important.