David Olenick

Description: A balloon dog with a cute face saying "I'm in the best shape of my life!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: The number -2 says to the number -4, "What are you being so negative for?" The -4 replies, "Oh, please. As if you're not negative too." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Santa asks a kid on his lap, "Have you been good?" The kid says "First, allow me to provide some context." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A short, wide snowman says to a taller, narrower snowman, "It's mostly water weight." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A matchbook says to a lit match, "You strike me as a bit of a hothead." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Numbers 2 and 4 stand together, looking at number 3, and talking about him behind his back. The 2 whispers to the 4, "There's something odd about that guy." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A sake set with a cute face saying "Sake?", and a bowl of noodles with a cute face saying "No thanks, I'm soba." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute dachshund dressed in a hot dog Halloween costume, saying "I am no longer your best friend." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A smiley-faced figure sitting at a desk using a laptop computer and saying "I am almost certainly doing this wrong." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiley face figure saying "I made it weird!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cup of tea with a cute face saying "Calm the hell down" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A puzzle cube with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to figure myself out right now." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A c-clamp and a block of wood with cute faces. The wood says "It's my only vice." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A wine glass with a cute face saying "You should text him." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiling face saying "I Hate Everyone Today" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cat with a cute face saying "If I were bigger I'd tear you apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A zombie with a cute face saying "I Like Brains But A Sense Of Humor Is Also Important" in a simple, minimalist style.