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I'm inspired by anxiety and profanity. I enjoy museums and going around telling people that simple designs are actually the hardest kind to create.

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Inflated Ego Magnet
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Description: A balloon dog with a cute face saying "I'm in the best shape of my life!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: balloon, balloon twisting, bodybuilding, clown, diet

Inflated Ego Magnet

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False Positive Magnet
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Description: The number -2 says to the number -4, "What are you being so negative for?" The -4 replies, "Oh, please. As if you're not negative too." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: children, cute, dad jokes, funny, kids

False Positive Magnet

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A Bit Santamonious Of You To Ask Magnet
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Description: Santa asks a kid on his lap, "Have you been good?" The kid says "First, allow me to provide some context." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: christmas humor, cute, funny, funny christmas, humor

A Bit Santamonious Of You To Ask Magnet

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Laying It On Thick Magnet
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Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: diet, food, dessert, sweets, carrot cake

Laying It On Thick Magnet

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Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Magnet
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Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dadjokes, dracula

Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Magnet

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A Direct Report from your Direct Report Magnet
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Description: A smiley-faced figure sitting at a desk using a laptop computer and saying "I am almost certainly doing this wrong." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, cubicle, cute, fake it till you make it, funny

A Direct Report from your Direct Report Magnet

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Gross Anatomy Magnet
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Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anatomical, anatomical heart, anatomy, ew, eww

Gross Anatomy Magnet

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Sage Advice Magnet
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Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anger, angry, calm, chill, cute

Sage Advice Magnet

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Indecent Eggsposure Magnet
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Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: butt, buttocks, crack, cute, dad jokes

Indecent Eggsposure Magnet

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Shooting Straight Magnet
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Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: this is fine meme, david olenick, space, not ok, anxiety

Shooting Straight Magnet

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A Gripping Confession Magnet
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Description: A c-clamp and a block of wood with cute faces. The wood says "It's my only vice." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cclamp, dad jokes, tools, vice, vise

A Gripping Confession Magnet

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Taking Sides Magnet
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Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, hungry, david olenick, fast food, food

Taking Sides Magnet

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Cassetting Expectations Magnet
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Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: 80s, cassette, dad, funny, lp

Cassetting Expectations Magnet

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It's the Little Tings Magnet
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Description: A parent and child triangle (percussion instrument) with cute faces. The child angrily strikes itself with the beater and the parent says "Don't you dare use that tone with me." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: classical music, cute, daughter, funny, kids

It's the Little Tings Magnet

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Fasten Furious Magnet
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Description: A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: assistant, cute, funny, office, office humor

Fasten Furious Magnet

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He's Cooler Than He Looks Magnet
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Description: An angry, smoking backyard charcoal grill with a mini portable grill and a mini cooler. The cooler says "Your dad has no chill." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: barbeque, bbq, burger, chef, cooking

He's Cooler Than He Looks Magnet

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We're So Flipping Proud Of You Magnet
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Description: Mom and Dad flip phones with kid smart phone wearing mortarboard. One parent says "How'd you end up so SMART?!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: congrats, congratulations, cute, dad joke, flip phone

We're So Flipping Proud Of You Magnet

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Let's Not Overreact Magnet
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Description: A graduated cylinder wearing a mortarboard says "I'm graduated!", and a chemistry flask says "You're still a tool." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, college, dad joke, graduate

Let's Not Overreact Magnet

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Aren't Kids a 'Scream? Magnet
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Description: A mother ice cream cone with kid cones throwing tantrums. She says into the phone, "I'll call you back... They're having another meltdown." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: food, funny, ice cream, ice cream cone, kids

Aren't Kids a 'Scream? Magnet

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Pumping Up the Jams Magnet
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Description: Two dancing hearts under a disco ball. One says "You have great rhythm.", and the other answers "So do you!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: club, dad jokes, dance, dance club, dancing

Pumping Up the Jams Magnet

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The High Holey Daze Magnet
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Description: A bagel with a cute face holding a glass of wine along with the words "Family gatherings are like bagels... better when lightly toasted." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: alcohol, buzzed, dad joke, drinking, family

The High Holey Daze Magnet

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Be Witch Your Friends And Familiars Magnet
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Description: Three stylish witches and a cat with cute faces, alongside coffee, wine and the words "COVEN GOALS!" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: best friends, besties, besties forever, cats, coven

Be Witch Your Friends And Familiars Magnet

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I Rarely Lose My Temper Magnet
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Description: A steak dad with 2 misbehaving slider mini burger kids. The steak says "You're grounded!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bbq, burger, chef, cooking, dad

I Rarely Lose My Temper Magnet

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Creeping You Company Magnet
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Description: A sleeping bat and spiders descending from webs with cute faces, alongside the words "GROUP HANG!" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bats, dad jokes, friends, funny, group hang

Creeping You Company Magnet

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Baited Magnet
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Description: A fishing pole and tackle box with cute faces. The box says "Ready for some fishing?", and the pole replies "I don't know... I'm still reeling from last time." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, dad, dad birthday, dad joke, father

Baited Magnet

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Join the Club Magnet
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Description: A bowling ball and a golf club with cute faces. The ball says "Any plans for the weekend?", and the club replies "I'll probably just putter a round." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bowling, dad, dad joke, fathers day, pun

Join the Club Magnet

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I Don't Be Leaf In Violence Magnet
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Description: A pint glass of beer and a clover with cute faces. The beer shakes its fist the clover, and the clover walks away, saying "I'm a clover, not a fighter." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: beer, clover, cute, dad jokes, drinking

I Don't Be Leaf In Violence Magnet

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Not Cool Magnet
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Description: A yeti with a cute face saying "Abominable seems a little harsh, no?", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: abominable snowman, bigfoot, christmas, cryptids, cryptozoology

Not Cool Magnet

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Don't Be Jelly Magnet
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Description: A jar of peanut butter with a cute face holding a spoon in one hand and a bunch of flowers in the other, with the words "Peanut Butter is my Boyfriend", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: boyfriend, comfort food, cute, dating, diet

Don't Be Jelly Magnet

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The Road Not Taken Magnet
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Description: A landscape and sun with a cute face saying "Adventure awaits! Let it." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: adventure awaits, antisocial, couch potato, cute, funny

The Road Not Taken Magnet

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Coffee, But First... Magnet
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Description: A coffee mug with a cute face above the words "I can't have my coffee until I've had my coffee." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: but first coffee, caffeine, cute, funny, good morning

Coffee, But First... Magnet

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Not Filling Well Magnet
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Description: A bucket with a cute face saying "DO I LOOK PAIL TO YOU?". The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: beach, bucket, cute, dad jokes, funny

Not Filling Well Magnet

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Oh, the Mundanity! Magnet
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Description: A cute surprised face saying "OH MY GOD WHO GIVES A FUCK", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bored, boring, cool story bro, cute, dgaf

Oh, the Mundanity! Magnet

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A Reel Classic Magnet
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Description: A cassette tape with a cute face saying "They don't make 'em like me anymore." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: 80s, aging, birthday, cassette, cute

A Reel Classic Magnet

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Existential Shred Magnet
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Description: A partially grated wedge of cheese and a grater with cute faces, along with the words "I'm grate, and you?" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, cheese, cheese grater, chef, cooking

Existential Shred Magnet

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Blunder the Circumstances Magnet
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Description: A joyously leaping smiley-faced figure with the words "I've Ruined Everything!", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: catastrophic, catastrophising, cute, funny, ironic

Blunder the Circumstances Magnet

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