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I'm inspired by anxiety and profanity. I enjoy museums and going around telling people that simple designs are actually the hardest kind to create.

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The Things We Do For Treats Bag
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Description: A cute dachshund dressed in a hot dog Halloween costume, saying "I am no longer your best friend." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: animal halloween, dog, dog costume, frankfurter, halloween

The Things We Do For Treats Bag

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Laying It On Thick Bag
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Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: diet, food, dessert, sweets, carrot cake

Laying It On Thick Bag

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Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Bag
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Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dadjokes, dracula

Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Bag

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Gross Anatomy Bag
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Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anatomical, anatomical heart, anatomy, ew, eww

Gross Anatomy Bag

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Sage Advice Bag
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Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anger, angry, calm, chill, cute

Sage Advice Bag

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Indecent Eggsposure Bag
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Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: butt, buttocks, crack, cute, dad jokes

Indecent Eggsposure Bag

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Shooting Straight Bag
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Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: this is fine meme, david olenick, space, not ok, anxiety

Shooting Straight Bag

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A Gripping Confession Bag
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Description: A c-clamp and a block of wood with cute faces. The wood says "It's my only vice." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cclamp, dad jokes, tools, vice, vise

A Gripping Confession Bag

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Taking Sides Bag
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Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, hungry, david olenick, fast food, food

Taking Sides Bag

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Cassetting Expectations Bag
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Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: 80s, cassette, dad, funny, lp

Cassetting Expectations Bag

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It's the Little Tings Bag
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Description: A parent and child triangle (percussion instrument) with cute faces. The child angrily strikes itself with the beater and the parent says "Don't you dare use that tone with me." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: classical music, cute, daughter, funny, kids

It's the Little Tings Bag

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Fasten Furious Bag
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Description: A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: assistant, cute, funny, office, office humor

Fasten Furious Bag

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He's Cooler Than He Looks Bag
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Description: An angry, smoking backyard charcoal grill with a mini portable grill and a mini cooler. The cooler says "Your dad has no chill." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: barbeque, bbq, burger, chef, cooking

He's Cooler Than He Looks Bag

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We're So Flipping Proud Of You Bag
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Description: Mom and Dad flip phones with kid smart phone wearing mortarboard. One parent says "How'd you end up so SMART?!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: congrats, congratulations, cute, dad joke, flip phone

We're So Flipping Proud Of You Bag

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Let's Not Overreact Bag
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Description: A graduated cylinder wearing a mortarboard says "I'm graduated!", and a chemistry flask says "You're still a tool." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, college, dad joke, graduate

Let's Not Overreact Bag

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Aren't Kids a 'Scream? Bag
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Description: A mother ice cream cone with kid cones throwing tantrums. She says into the phone, "I'll call you back... They're having another meltdown." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: food, funny, ice cream, ice cream cone, kids

Aren't Kids a 'Scream? Bag

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Pumping Up the Jams Bag
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Description: Two dancing hearts under a disco ball. One says "You have great rhythm.", and the other answers "So do you!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: club, dad jokes, dance, dance club, dancing

Pumping Up the Jams Bag

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The High Holey Daze Bag
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Description: A bagel with a cute face holding a glass of wine along with the words "Family gatherings are like bagels... better when lightly toasted." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: alcohol, buzzed, dad joke, drinking, family

The High Holey Daze Bag

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I Rarely Lose My Temper Bag
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Description: A steak dad with 2 misbehaving slider mini burger kids. The steak says "You're grounded!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bbq, burger, chef, cooking, dad

I Rarely Lose My Temper Bag

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Creeping You Company Bag
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Description: A sleeping bat and spiders descending from webs with cute faces, alongside the words "GROUP HANG!" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bats, dad jokes, friends, funny, group hang

Creeping You Company Bag

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Baited Bag
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Description: A fishing pole and tackle box with cute faces. The box says "Ready for some fishing?", and the pole replies "I don't know... I'm still reeling from last time." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, dad, dad birthday, dad joke, father

Baited Bag

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Join the Club Bag
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Description: A bowling ball and a golf club with cute faces. The ball says "Any plans for the weekend?", and the club replies "I'll probably just putter a round." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bowling, dad, dad joke, fathers day, pun

Join the Club Bag

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I Don't Be Leaf In Violence Bag
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Description: A pint glass of beer and a clover with cute faces. The beer shakes its fist the clover, and the clover walks away, saying "I'm a clover, not a fighter." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: beer, clover, cute, dad jokes, drinking

I Don't Be Leaf In Violence Bag

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Not Cool Bag
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Description: A yeti with a cute face saying "Abominable seems a little harsh, no?", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: abominable snowman, bigfoot, christmas, cryptids, cryptozoology

Not Cool Bag

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Don't Be Jelly Bag
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Description: A jar of peanut butter with a cute face holding a spoon in one hand and a bunch of flowers in the other, with the words "Peanut Butter is my Boyfriend", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: boyfriend, comfort food, cute, dating, diet

Don't Be Jelly Bag

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The Road Not Taken Bag
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Description: A landscape and sun with a cute face saying "Adventure awaits! Let it." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: adventure awaits, antisocial, couch potato, cute, funny

The Road Not Taken Bag

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Lab Report Bag
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Description: A scientific sample container with a cute face looking in a mirror saying "I look absolutely VIAL today." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: beauty standards, bosy positivity, confidence, cute, dad jokes

Lab Report Bag

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Not Filling Well Bag
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Description: A bucket with a cute face saying "DO I LOOK PAIL TO YOU?". The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: beach, bucket, cute, dad jokes, funny

Not Filling Well Bag

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Right Back Cat You Bag
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Description: A smiling, cute cat saying "Your affection is not reciprocated." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: affection, antisocial, attitude, cute, dont touch

Right Back Cat You Bag

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Cellf Awareness Bag
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Description: Two single celled organisms with cute faces dividing, with one saying "Ok, I am officially becoming my mother." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: biology, cell, cute, daughter, family

Cellf Awareness Bag

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A Reel Classic Bag
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Description: A cassette tape with a cute face saying "They don't make 'em like me anymore." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: 80s, aging, birthday, cassette, cute

A Reel Classic Bag

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Existential Shred Bag
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Description: A partially grated wedge of cheese and a grater with cute faces, along with the words "I'm grate, and you?" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, cheese, cheese grater, chef, cooking

Existential Shred Bag

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Let's Face it Bag
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Description: A disposable razor with a cute face saying "NOBODY LIKES YOUR BEARD." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: bearded man, cute, disposable razor, facial hair, funny

Let's Face it Bag

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Taking the Cake Bag
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Description: A slice of cake with a cute face along with the words "Shut up. It's my cheat day." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: baking, cake lover, cheat day, cute, diet

Taking the Cake Bag

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In the Eye of the Befolder Bag
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Description: A file folder with a cute face along with the words "Let's file this under 'Who gives a fuck?'" Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: antisocial, attitude, coworker, cute, file

In the Eye of the Befolder Bag

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Why the Wrong Face? (cat version) Bag
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Description: A cute cat face with the words "My Bitch Face Never Rests". The joke is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: animal, cat, cute, feminism, funny

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