David Olenick

Description: A cute dachshund dressed in a hot dog Halloween costume, saying "I am no longer your best friend." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A smiley-faced figure sitting at a desk using a laptop computer and saying "I am almost certainly doing this wrong." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiley face figure saying "I made it weird!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cup of tea with a cute face saying "Calm the hell down" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A puzzle cube with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to figure myself out right now." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cat with a cute face saying "If I were bigger I'd tear you apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A landscape with a rainbow, mountains, clouds, and a sun with a cute face saying "Whatever" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A graduated cylinder wearing a mortarboard says "I'm graduated!", and a chemistry flask says "You're still a tool." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A mother rock with kid rocks. She says, "These kids take me for granite." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Two dancing hearts under a disco ball. One says "You have great rhythm.", and the other answers "So do you!" The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A penguin saying "I am fucking freezing." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A yeti with a cute face saying "Abominable seems a little harsh, no?", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cat head with a cute face saying "Cats Don't Give A Fuck" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow with a cute face saying "Life Has No Meaning" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A burger with a cute face saying "Fuck Your Diet" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A broccoli with a cute face saying "Healthy As Fuck" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A book with a cute face saying "Fuck Off I'm Reading" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A sloth with a cute face saying "Don't Fucking Rush Me" in a simple, minimalist style.