David Olenick

Description: Numbers 2 and 4 stand together, looking at number 3, and talking about him behind his back. The 2 whispers to the 4, "There's something odd about that guy." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A sake set with a cute face saying "Sake?", and a bowl of noodles with a cute face saying "No thanks, I'm soba." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute dachshund dressed in a hot dog Halloween costume, saying "I am no longer your best friend." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A smiley-faced figure sitting at a desk using a laptop computer and saying "I am almost certainly doing this wrong." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiley face figure saying "I made it weird!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cup of tea with a cute face saying "Calm the hell down" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A puzzle cube with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to figure myself out right now." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A c-clamp and a block of wood with cute faces. The wood says "It's my only vice." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A wine glass with a cute face saying "You should text him." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiling face saying "I Hate Everyone Today" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cat with a cute face saying "If I were bigger I'd tear you apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A zombie with a cute face saying "I Like Brains But A Sense Of Humor Is Also Important" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A knife cutting a pickle says "I'm really in a pickle here.", and a knife in a jar of jelly replies "I'm in quite the jam myself." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A landscape with a rainbow, mountains, clouds, and a sun with a cute face saying "Whatever" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A origami paper crane with a cute face along with the words: "My problems are manifold." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A parent and child triangle (percussion instrument) with cute faces. The child angrily strikes itself with the beater and the parent says "Don't you dare use that tone with me." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.