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I'm inspired by anxiety and profanity. I enjoy museums and going around telling people that simple designs are actually the hardest kind to create.

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I Can't Even With Him Socks
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Description: Numbers 2 and 4 stand together, looking at number 3, and talking about him behind his back. The 2 whispers to the 4, "There's something odd about that guy." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: children, cute, dad jokes, funny, kids

I Can't Even With Him Socks

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The Path Of Yeast Resistance Socks
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Description: A sake set with a cute face saying "Sake?", and a bowl of noodles with a cute face saying "No thanks, I'm soba." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: sake, soba, noodles, ramen, cook

The Path Of Yeast Resistance Socks

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The Things We Do For Treats Socks
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Description: A cute dachshund dressed in a hot dog Halloween costume, saying "I am no longer your best friend." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: animal halloween, dog, dog costume, frankfurter, halloween

The Things We Do For Treats Socks

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Laying It On Thick Socks
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Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: diet, food, dessert, sweets, carrot cake

Laying It On Thick Socks

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Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Socks
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Description: A kitchen utensil with a cute face, dressed like a vampire, saying "I am... Count Spatula." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dadjokes, dracula

Omg It's A Flipping Vampire Socks

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A Direct Report from your Direct Report Socks
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Description: A smiley-faced figure sitting at a desk using a laptop computer and saying "I am almost certainly doing this wrong." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, cubicle, cute, fake it till you make it, funny

A Direct Report from your Direct Report Socks

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Attention Hotheads Socks
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Description: A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, asian, david olenick, food, japan

Attention Hotheads Socks

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Get A Grip Socks
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Description: A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, david olenick, funny, grip, hold

Get A Grip Socks

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For the Birds Socks
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Description: A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: animals, caffeine, coffee, cute, david olenick

For the Birds Socks

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Gross Anatomy Socks
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Description: A heart icon and an anatomical heart with cute faces. The heart icon looks at the anatomical heart and says "Ew." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anatomical, anatomical heart, anatomy, ew, eww

Gross Anatomy Socks

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Tart Therapy Socks
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Description: A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: breakfast, cute, david olenick, feelings, food

Tart Therapy Socks

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Taco Eclipse of the Heart Socks
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Description: A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cinco de mayo, cute, david olenick, food, funny

Taco Eclipse of the Heart Socks

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Cringe Benefits Socks
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Description: A cute smiley face figure saying "I made it weird!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: introvert, awkward, anxiety, socially awkward, mental health

Cringe Benefits Socks

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Coffee Talk Socks
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Description: A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: caffeine, cute, david olenick, funny, humor

Coffee Talk Socks

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Do's and Donuts Socks
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Description: A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: breakfast, cream, cute, david olenick, donuts

Do's and Donuts Socks

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Abandoned Chip Socks
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Description: A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: avocado, awkward, cute, david olenick, food

Abandoned Chip Socks

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Anxietea Socks
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Description: A cup of tea with a cute face saying "Calm the hell down" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anxiety, calm, chamomile, cute, david olenick

Anxietea Socks

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Myth Understood Socks
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Description: The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: believe, cute, david olenick, funny, loch ness

Myth Understood Socks

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Cold Comfort Socks
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Description: A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: chocolate, cute, david olenick, dessert, diet

Cold Comfort Socks

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Amourosaurus Socks
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Description: A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, david olenick, funny, love, trex

Amourosaurus Socks

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Sage Advice Socks
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Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: anger, angry, calm, chill, cute

Sage Advice Socks

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Indecent Eggsposure Socks
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Description: Two eggs with cute faces, arms and legs - one holding a monkey wrench and bending over, and the other saying "Your crack is showing." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: butt, buttocks, crack, cute, dad jokes

Indecent Eggsposure Socks

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Back to Square One Socks
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Description: A puzzle cube with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to figure myself out right now." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cube, cubing, cute, funny, game

Back to Square One Socks

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Shooting Straight Socks
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Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: this is fine meme, david olenick, space, not ok, anxiety

Shooting Straight Socks

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The Grates Leave Their Mark Socks
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Description: A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: barbeque, bbq, cute, dad, dad joke

The Grates Leave Their Mark Socks

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A Gripping Confession Socks
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Description: A c-clamp and a block of wood with cute faces. The wood says "It's my only vice." Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cclamp, dad jokes, tools, vice, vise

A Gripping Confession Socks

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You Red My Mind Socks
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Description: A wine glass with a cute face saying "You should text him." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: funny, love, romance, dating, drunk text

You Red My Mind Socks

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Taking Sides Socks
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Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, hungry, david olenick, fast food, food

Taking Sides Socks

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Loathe Is The Answer Socks
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Description: A cute smiling face saying "I Hate Everyone Today" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: over it, people suck, angry, mood, work

Loathe Is The Answer Socks

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Purrfectly Honest Socks
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Description: A cat with a cute face saying "If I were bigger I'd tear you apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cute, david olenick, antisocial, little, kitten

Purrfectly Honest Socks

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Of Corpse Socks
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Description: A zombie with a cute face saying "I Like Brains But A Sense Of Humor Is Also Important" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: boyfriend, brains, cute, dating, david olenick

Of Corpse Socks

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Knife Support Socks
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Description: A knife cutting a pickle says "I'm really in a pickle here.", and a knife in a jar of jelly replies "I'm in quite the jam myself." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: cutlery, dadjoke, food, fridge, jam

Knife Support Socks

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Yawn of a New Day Socks
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Description: A landscape with a rainbow, mountains, clouds, and a sun with a cute face saying "Whatever" in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: adventure, attitude, cute, david olenick, funny

Yawn of a New Day Socks

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And They're Increasing Socks
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Description: A origami paper crane with a cute face along with the words: "My problems are manifold." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: crane, dad joke, issues, japan, japanese

And They're Increasing Socks

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Cassetting Expectations Socks
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Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: 80s, cassette, dad, funny, lp

Cassetting Expectations Socks

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It's the Little Tings Socks
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Description: A parent and child triangle (percussion instrument) with cute faces. The child angrily strikes itself with the beater and the parent says "Don't you dare use that tone with me." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Tags: classical music, cute, daughter, funny, kids

It's the Little Tings Socks

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