David Olenick

Description: A sake set with a cute face saying "Sake?", and a bowl of noodles with a cute face saying "No thanks, I'm soba." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A carrot cake with a cute face above the words "It's healthy because carrots." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A office binder clip or paper clip with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to hold it together." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A taco with a cute face saying "Every now and then I fall apart." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiley face figure saying "I made it weird!" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cup of tea with a cute face saying "Calm the hell down" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: An incense stick and holder with a cute face along with the words "Don't get angry. Get incensed." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A puzzle cube with a cute face saying "I'm just trying to figure myself out right now." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow-tailed shooting star with a cute face saying "I've Been Better" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A wine glass with a cute face saying "You should text him." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: French fries with a cute face above the words "I Would Always Like Fries With That" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cute smiling face saying "I Hate Everyone Today" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A zombie with a cute face saying "I Like Brains But A Sense Of Humor Is Also Important" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A vinyl lp record with a cute face saying "Don't make me tell you again." to an angry childlike cassette tape. Illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A parent and child triangle (percussion instrument) with cute faces. The child angrily strikes itself with the beater and the parent says "Don't you dare use that tone with me." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A stapler with a cute face saying "I'm the one keeping things from falling apart around here." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A pint glass of beer and a clover with cute faces. The beer shakes its fist the clover, and the clover walks away, saying "I'm a clover, not a fighter." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A penguin saying "I am fucking freezing." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A yeti with a cute face saying "Abominable seems a little harsh, no?", illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A cat head with a cute face saying "Cats Don't Give A Fuck" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A rainbow with a cute face saying "Life Has No Meaning" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A burger with a cute face saying "Fuck Your Diet" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A broccoli with a cute face saying "Healthy As Fuck" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A book with a cute face saying "Fuck Off I'm Reading" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A landscape and sun with a cute face saying "Adventure awaits! Let it." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A coffee mug with a cute face above the words "I can't have my coffee until I've had my coffee." in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A scientific sample container with a cute face looking in a mirror saying "I look absolutely VIAL today." The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: A bucket with a cute face saying "DO I LOOK PAIL TO YOU?". The pun is illustrated in a simple, minimalist style.