Tank Tops
Description: It's a great job if you're a writer. Five months of solitude in an isolated hotel with nothing to do but make sure each wing gets heated throughout the winter, and deal with any weather damage that might occur to the structure during the many blizzards. Oh, and then of course, there are the ghosts to contend with. If you bring the family, the apparitions may try to convince you to take to the wife and kids with an axe. But aside from that, it's the perfect job for a writer.
Description: Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).
