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Love your fellow man, and have tolerance for love you don't understand.

Tags: love, luv, pop-culture, peace, relationships

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Show your appreciation for black cats with this photographic black cat t-shirt! (Pictured: Ella)

Tags: animal, cute-cat, cats, black-cat-appreciation, catshirt

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As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Tags: retro, humor, jerry-seinfeld, tv-shows, parody

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And now a message from the zoo management: “Whilst we appreciate your wish to make sure the animals in this facility are well-fed, we can assure you that they are. Handing the chimpanzees potato chips through the bars of their enclosure is in fact harmful to the health of the animals. Similarly, passing any food to the lions may be harmful to your health. So please, don’t feed the animals. Management thanks you.”

Tags: animal, wildlife, quotes, humor, funny-quote

Tags: kubrick, film, cult, cameras, innovation

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You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

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There is only one thing wrong with Santa Carla – the place is crawling with vampires. Oh, and some hideous 1980s fashion. But if you insist upon moving there, take heed and keep to yourself. Falling in with the Surf Nazi crowd will put you squarely on the vampire late supper menu. Mess with the vampires themselves and you’ll be drinking red “wine” from an antique flask and hallucinating that your noodles are actually worms.

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I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…Eskimo pussy is mighty cold (Eskimo pussy is mighty cold)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four. I don’t know what I’ve been told (I don’t know what I’ve been told)…This t-shirt will never get old (This t-shirt will never get old)…Sound off, one two, one two – three four!

Tags: war, humor, entertainment, vintage, 80s

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Based in Malibu, Treehorn Productions create low-budget pornography employing California’s finest B-list porn stars. Now hiring new talent, so give Jackie’s secretary a call.

Tags: movies, cult-movies, classic-movies, 90s-movies, 1990s

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Captain Howdy has been in the ouija board business since 1973. Having crossed over from the underworld into our physical reality, the Captain instantly recognised a neglected market for contacting the dearly departed. So he set about manufacturing the only 100%-guaranteed-to-work ouija board for the whole family and in the process, exposed a generation to decades of demonic possession. As the old advertisement once said: “Thanks Captain Howdy!

Tags: movie, movies, cult-movies, cult, horror

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If you want to see where the fake blood was spilt, and where the sausage masquerading as intestines were “eaten”, you can take a tour of Monroeville Mall. While you are there, stock up on ammunition, try on some retro clothing, have your blood pressure tested and take a joyride in a helicopter.

Tags: hollywood, entertainment, pittsburgh, zombies, 1970s

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It’s not easy being a superhero. Ask any of them, and they’ll all tell you the same thing. Being a vigilante is even worse. Believing you are acting for the greater good, but where’s the appreciation? Make a mistake, and you’re persecuted. There are certainly times when it may seem best to ditch the mask forever and get an office job.

Tags: entertainment, hollywood, 1985, 1980s, 2000

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Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).

Tags: morrie-s-wig-shop, queens, new-york, suite-nite-club, wiseguys

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Captain Howdy will come into your home. Captain Howdy doesn’t require an invitation. Captain Howdy will speak through occult tools like ouija board, but he’s gonna wanna little bit more. Captain Howdy wants your soul. Captain Howdy wants to use your body as his demon host, contorting you in ways that will make it impossible for you to keep food down. Captain Howdy will attempt to convince you he is your friend. Captain Howdy is not your friend.

Tags: capt-howdy, captain-howdy, ouija-board, occult, demons

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In a dystopian future, unsatisfied with the education system and craving a little adventure, what is a young, cold-blooded male gonna do? He’s gonna take to the streets with his buddies in a crazy-looking sports car, maybe stop by the local milk bar and, if the mood takes, perhaps invade a man’s home and attack his wife. Of course, such wild behaviour is bound to run foul of the authorities and lead to attempted rehabilitation with the help of some uncomfortable eye apparatus.

Tags: movies, cinema, cult, classics, films

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Tags: tv, tv-shows, classic-tv, wiseguys, mafia

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What a car! Shitty mileage, itchy upholstery, parts guaranteed to last three years. And with no factory extras or any kind of warranty whatsoever, you’re on a winner with the 6000 SUX. Be quick! Stocks are limited.

Tags: movie, cars, movies, cult-movies, 80s-movies

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Get on the ready line, marines! That means get your shit together, lock and load and wake up Dwayne – because you’re gonna need all three if you are to survive the terra-formed planet that now swarms with bad-ass xenomorphs. And they’re the kind of bugs that don’t hang out the welcome sign.

Tags: movie, vintage, science-fiction, sci-fi, horror

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Planning to visit Aspen, California? This little hog is the only way to travel.

Tags: movies, bikes, humor, pop-culture, harry-and-lloyd

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Some are cut, some just dye their hair, but all the girls at Fleur-de-lis look like Hollywood starlets. But the Fleur-de-lis experience is not available to just anyone. You must be invited and you must be a politician, maybe a cop, definitely a wealthy type or a movie star yourself. But if you’re simply Joseph Bloggs from downtown Los Angeles, don’t expect to get a look into this exclusive club.

Tags: fleur-de-lis, fleur, los-angeles, california, hollywood

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There is only one thing wrong with Santa Carla – the place is crawling with vampires. Oh, and some hideous 1980s fashion. But if you insist upon moving there, take heed and keep to yourself. Falling in with the Surf Nazi crowd will put you squarely on the vampire late supper menu. Mess with the vampires themselves and you’ll be drinking red “wine” from an antique flask and hallucinating that your noodles are actually worms.

Tags: movies, cinema, cult, classics, film

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What’s worse than travelling into the future to a world where apes are masters and humans the caged animals? Having an injured throat and the inability to scream at those damned gorillas to get their stinkin’ paws off ya, that’s what! Oh, those maniac humans…they blew it up.

Tags: ape, movies, cult, cult-movies, retro

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India. In that part of the world monkey brains are a delicacy, just as Cheetos may be a delicacy to someone in the West. And whilst conservative tastes may baulk at chowing down on a portion of simian brain, most Indians of the Kali persuasion would delight at such a rare culinary treat. So don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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The Occult. Hitler was a nut on the subject. Looking for the lost city of Tanis beneath the bitch-hot Egyptian sun, the Fuhrer hires a scumbag French archaeologist and an army of dirt-poor Egyptian slaves to find his lost relics. Damn, it was as if the pharaohs themselves had returned.

Tags: entertainment, hollywood, 1981, 1936, egypt

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Some are cut, some just dye their hair, but all the girls at Fleur-de-lis look like Hollywood starlets. But the Fleur-de-lis experience is not available to just anyone. You must be invited and you must be a politician, maybe a cop, definitely a wealthy type or a movie star yourself. But if you’re simply Joseph Bloggs from downtown Los Angeles, don’t expect to get a look into this exclusive club.

Tags: fleur-de-lis, fleur, los-angeles, california, hollywood

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Down in Illinois, sometimes you gotta take the bull by the horns. And that’s exactly what the Shermer Bulls Wrestling Team does. Don’t you forget about them.

Tags: shermer, illinois, movies, cult-movies, classic-movies

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“This is what happens, Larry, when you…”

Tags: movie, movies, cult, classic, quotes

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Damn those artificial life-forms! Escaping their work detail and unhappy with their limited lifespan, come to Earth to find a loophole. Talk about ungrateful for the existence they’ve been given. Trouble is, these things pack a serious punch, and capturing them or making sure they do minimal harm before they expire ain’t gonna be easy.

Tags: science, art, hunting-replicants, hunting, replicants

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You ain’t ever been on no bug hunt like this. Ninety per-cent of your squad is wiped out by a hive of hideous xenomorphs that you don’t dare kill. Med lab in the main structure won’t hold for long – those pesky xenomorphs are pretty friggin’ smart. They’ll get in there somehow. They’ll get in there and use your body as a host for their momma’s bubs. But in this situation, with certain death a reality, it’s best to stay frosty.

Tags: science, movie, stay-frosty, alien, alien-creatures

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Mayor Wilson wants to tear down the Clock Tower. Ya gotta be kidding me?! Lightning struck the tower in 1955 and it is a local treasure of the Valley, an icon of a time when certain people almost ceased to exist. So screw Mayor Wilson, grab a flyer (or a T-Shirt) and spread the word.

Tags: movie, movies, quotes, films, retro

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It’s a great job if you’re a writer. Five months of solitude in an isolated hotel with nothing to do but make sure each wing gets heated throughout the winter, and deal with any weather damage that might occur to the structure during the many blizzards. Oh, and then of course, there are the ghosts to contend with. If you bring the family, the apparitions may try to convince you to take to the wife and kids with an axe. But aside from that, it’s the perfect job for a writer.

Tags: caretaker-wanted, the-overlook-hotel, overlook-hotel, overlook, movies

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Wyoming. There stands Devils Tower with its foreboding facade. An enigma to some such as Roy and Gail – two people inexplicably drawn to the landmark. What Roy doesn’t know, however, is that Devils Tower is an intergalactic airport, and he’s about to take a first-class trip to the outer reaches of the universe. Well, actually, no one really knows where exactly he is travelling to, but it appears he’ll be gone for some time. Too bad he forgot to pack his toothbrush (…or maybe, where he is going, there is no need to brush teeth…?).

Tags: movie, devils-tower, wyoming, movies, film

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Zombies, zombies, zombies! There’s a zombie in your backyard. Zombies moaning in the streets. Zombies have probably taken over the entire country. So, the only logical place to go in the midst of the zombie apocalypse is the local pub. Free ale, a relaxing atmosphere, and a cricket bat for protection. What else do you need?

Tags: simon-pegg, movies, cinema, cult, classics

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Zombies, zombies, zombies! There’s a zombie in your backyard. Zombies moaning in the streets. Zombies have probably taken over the entire country. So, the only logical place to go in the midst of the zombie apocalypse is the local pub. Free ale, a relaxing atmosphere, and a cricket bat for protection. What else do you need?

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Japan. Land of sushi, saki and samurai. It’s also where the babe in the yellow and black leather has come to grab a kick-ass sword from a legendary craftsman and hunt down the bitch that left her for dead back in the States. But she’ll have to hack her way through the Crazy 88 first, even though there ain’t really 88 of ‘em.

Tags: classic-movies, entertainment, hollywood, 2000, action

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Welton Academy Prep School has a long proud history of academic achievement, fostered through the strict hand of discipline. So of course it is the perfect playground for a group of wilful kids to create some innocent anarchy. Guided by the words of the venerable Uncle Walt, they skip into the woods at night and see the Congo creeping through the black, cutting through the forest with a golden track.

Tags: movies, cinema, cult, classics, film

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