Deadpan Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

How's your day going? Oh, just peachy! Maybe you're sunny and positive for reals, or maybe your sarcasm knows no bounds. You can decide for yourself with this retro slang (plus stars!) in warm vintage colors.

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

Simple white letters on black background: "S-M-R-T." I am so smart, S-M-R-T. Maybe you're smrt too. Prove it with this design.

Simple white letters on black background: "Can you not?" Look, it's not much to ask. Sometimes everything's just annoying. Can you not? Thank you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Adequate is the new excellent." Look, give yourself a break. There's a pandemic. There was a clownish coup attempt. Adequate is plenty good enough right now.

Not My First Rodeo in retro black letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old lady". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, wild hair, eclectic fashions, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Simple white letters on black background: "?!?!?!?!" This makes a specific noise in your head, doesn't it, even if you can't write it down? When you're incredulous and confused and just can't even.

... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

Not My First Rodeo in retro white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Second Rodeo

This Is My Second Rodeo Funny Sarcastic Western

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Having a low-key Menty B. Keep it real. Destigmatise mental health with laughter. Low-key and under the radar anxiety.

Okay at this point, I think I'll just have to something this through. A serious yet cool and cute design

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go

Simple white letters on black background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% gordita". When you just KNOW that the very best savory street food with filling is one made with masa and found in Mexico, you're basically made of gorditas. Queso o frijoles?

Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

Simple white letters on black background: "dead fancy". When you lift your little finger while drinking tea, and sometimes don't even buy the no-name brands. You're dead fancy. Oo-er, missus.

Simple white letters on black background: "dapper". Your look may or may not involve a beard. But when you're dapper, you're dapper - and there's just no denying it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Fueled entirely by ramen." Do you prefer them cooked or raw? Ramen have saved many a life, perhaps even yours.

a mess

Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "Go on then, a bit more cheese." Because too much cheese is, to coin a phrase, never enough.

Simple white letters on black background: "Katie Porter's whiteboard stan account." When Katie Porter brings out the whiteboard, all those idiots better STFU. We stan.

Simple white letters on black background: "Stress-baker seeks stress-eater." Look, it speaks for itself. You gotta find someone to eat all that banana bread and sourdough. Maybe a pie or two. It's getting desperate.

Shirt thats says NO.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Simple white letters on black background: "- and by 'us' I mean 'me'". For those who know they're the most important person in any room, and are unashamed of the fact. Sarcastic - or sincere? We all know.

Simple white letters on black background: "Alone, not lonely." When you're solo, independent, maybe even incognito - and that's exactly what you want. Some of us - even the anxious - like our own company.

Simple white letters on black background: "cultural philistine". We don't all love plays and cafes. Ain't nothing wrong with being a cultural philistine. Grunt.

Simple white letters on black background: "got the morbs". Are you a Victorian drama queen or just got your eyes open to the dark and depressing state of the world? Ugh, it's all too much.

This Is My Second Rodeo

A sleek and modern design featuring a catchy quote in large, bold typography. The words "This is my second rodeo" are written in a stylish font, with each letter beautifully crafted to resemble a cowboy hat and horse saddle. The words are set against a clean, white foreground, creating a striking contrast and a sense of simplicity. The overall design has a vintage western vibe, with a touch of contemporary flair.