Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: The arrogance of procrastination is to assume tomorrow is guaranteed

Description: Self supporting independent woman

Description: I don’t need a hand

Description: I know some people think I am passed it but the reality is once you’re over the hill you pick up momentum and what I lack in youthful enthusiasm I make up for with experience

Description: All eyes on me

Description: Hey doggie if I throw you a bone will you please go away

Description: Beware the beast and I don't mean the dog

Description: Sorry little fella but this ride has a minimum height requirement.

Description: You thought you buried me but instead you planted a seed and I have since gone on to grow like a weed and exceed all my financial wants and needs, without being undermined by your attempts to impede what God had already decreed.

Description: Thank God I’m Flawless

Description: I Go Down Like A Fat Kid On A Seesaw

Description: Now that you have seen mine it is only polite that you show me yours

Description: Smile if you would like to play POKE HER with a stud.

Description: Not All Girls Are Made From Sugar And Spice, Some Girls Just Like Anything On Ice. Damn is it just me or did that just sound like something out of Fifty Shades Of Grey LoL

Description: It’s hard to be spiritually fit if you only exercise your faith in Sunday’s

Description: The book which transforms you

Description: Protect yourself from the 7 deadly sins of anger, lust, pride, envy, sloth, greed, gluttony

Description: My date asked me what position do you like? I said CEO and dismissed him like a boss!

Description: If it seems like now you're married you only get it once a year wearing the TeeShirt can't hurt

Description: Why Can't We All Just Get Along in peace love and harmony

Description: I love skinny bitches, but dem thick chicks always have some slick tricks

Description: This Girl Got Class And A Nice Ass

Description: England for the World Cup

Description: If you love London as much as I do I hope you buy one or two.

Description: There is only one rule when visiting London, which is "BRING AN UMBRELLA"

Description: Chess mimics life and the queen always the king

Description: If you are big and proud shout it out loud.

Description: I love my Hot Polish girlfriend but she's not just jealous, she's possessed or as she likes to say Possessive! Please make sure you share and like this on your social media platforms and give you friends a laugh.

Description: Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

Description: Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

Description: WARNING My girlfriend is possessed or possessive as she likes to call it

Description: My woman is possessed or as she likes to say possessive.

Description: Is there life after death? Touch my cup and find out!

Description: My Wife Is Possessed With Sex Ray Vision And She Is Also A Mortician So Don't Make The Wrong Decision.

Description: Trying to understand men is like trying to explain what colour the number seven smells like

Description: In MMA we say, eat, train, fight, maim then do it again.