Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: UFC RULES

Description: In UFC & MMA We Say Tap Nap or Snap

Description: If you think my ass looks good wait until I turn around

Description: I am the CEO my parents wanted me to marry

Description: If you want to stay abreast you should buy a tee or vest

Description: God is good all the time, all the time God is good

Description: "Your Honour, surely the length of my dress or the way I dress should not suggest that I said yes" If you agree promote it like me and buy a cup or tee!

Description: Don't stop moving forward until you are proud of what you left behind

Description: Me-N-U baby me and you!

Description: Don't Touch My Cup

Description: Do you want to play around?

Description: Do You Have Any Irish In You? Would You Like Some? It will be my St Patrick's Day gift to you.

Description: 4 Leaf Clovers Are Like Friends, Hard To Find And Lucky To Have

Description: Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? If so I have two options for you, both of which are stout and will leave a bitter aftertaste in your mouth.

Description: I Must Be Irish because I am black, stout and white on top

Description: Celebrate the Irish holiday of St Patrick's Day

Description: It's true men can concentrate on two things at once

Description: Heat makes things expand which means I must be really hot

Description: We are all in one race, the human race, so don’t let race disconnect us, religion separate us, politics divide us, nor wealth classify us!

Description: We are all winners in the fight for equal rights

Description: People say I act as though I am better than them. The truth is it is not an act I AM!

Description: One day or day one, you choose

Description: You see I told you unicorns exist

Description: Trying to understand women is like trying to explain what colour the number 7 smells like

Description: Women are like smart phones and they just need a finger to wake them up

Description: I Wanna Suck Your Face, make your pulse race and take you back to my place

Description: You are such a prick, if you were a plant you would be a cactus

Description: How Do You Like your eggs boiled, scrambled or fertilised.

Description: I wish people were like money, then I could hold them up to the light and spot the fakes.

Description: I Love MY Space, so please step back for your own safety

Description: Depending on my mood I could be accommodating or rude

Description: I am afraid it is not as black and white as being black or white

Description: It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

Description: Some women and by that I mean other women, spend more time thinking about what men are thinking about, than men actually spend thinking at all

Description: Actually what I meant to say was I do get women but once I've got them I don't know what to do with them

Description: If you turn up wearing this tee you'll be home free.