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Horny Hungry Eat Me Perfect Gift T-Shirt

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I only hunt what I intend to eat and you are looking particularly yummy

Tags: humor, chat up line, funny adult humour, pick up line, inoffensive sexual humour

Horny Hungry Eat Me Perfect Gift

$22 $16

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TGIF if you want this Wet Ass Pussy

Tags: wapnation, cunnilingus, female rappers, sexy girlfriend, sexual chocolate

Tongue Goes In First Or No WAP

$22 $16

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I just found out WAP means Wet Ass Pussy

Tags: sexual innuendo, cardi b okurrr, wet ass pussy, rap star, pussy power

Mind The WAP It’s Really Wet

$22 $16

Property Of Her Majesty The Queen AKA The Wife T-Shirt

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Property Of Her Majesty The Queen AKA The Wife Is the perfect gift from wife to husband or girlfriend to boyfriend

Tags: the queen makes the rules, gift from wife, strong woman, fathers day gift, anniversary gift for husband

Property Of Her Majesty The Queen AKA The Wife

$22 $16

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The royal family are in de-spare about Prince Harry’s book the Spare, but props to him, him just don’t care.

Tags: royal marines commando, royal family, duchess of sussex, british monarchy, harry and meghan

Prince Harry The Spare Heir

$22 $16

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Cardi B laying the WAP on you and Megan Thee Stallion to. Dat Wet Ass Pussy is calling you.

Tags: hip hop, sexual innuendo, salacious, dirty rap, female empowerment

Mind The WAP

$22 $16

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I’m buysexual, which means I expect you to buy me gifts, if you wanna get this.

Tags: funny dating, bodacious hottie, smoking hot girlfriend, sexy lady, lower your expectations

I’m Buysexual

$22 $16

Queen Elizabeth is England and will always remind me of Home T-Shirt

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No matter how far I roam Queen Elizabeth always remind me of home

Tags: royal wedding, westminster abbey, windsor castle, god save the queen, the queens platinum jubilee

Queen Elizabeth is England and will always remind me of Home

$22 $16

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip The Duke Of Edinburgh T-Shirt

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Queen Elizabeth ll and Prince Philip The Duke Of Edinburgh Together Again

Tags: king charles, queen of england, windsor castle, god save the queen, the royal family

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip The Duke Of Edinburgh

$22 $16

Queen Elizabeth ll God Rest Her Soul T-Shirt

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I’m sure if the Queen had read this it would have made her smile "England rules, always bring an umbrella"

Tags: queen elizabeth, windsor castle, commonwealth, united kingdom, world record reign

Queen Elizabeth ll God Rest Her Soul

$22 $16

All Women Need An Annual MOT "Man On Top" T-Shirt

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Every woman needs a good service and a man on top (MOT) at least once a year, just to make sure everything is still in working order.

Tags: best man, wanton, funny slogan, lustful, ice breaker

All Women Need An Annual MOT "Man On Top"

$22 $16

Weed Is A Herb Not A Drug So That Makes Me Herbalist T-Shirt

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Weed Is A Herb Not A Drug So That Makes Me Herbalist

Tags: stoner humor, the chronic, 420 weed, blunts, cannabis leaf

Weed Is A Herb Not A Drug So That Makes Me Herbalist

$22 $16

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She who owns the pussy makes the rules

Tags: make up sex, pussy rules, girl power feminism, strong black woman, girls on top

Pussy PowHer Rules

$22 $16

The Definition Of Divorce "the end of an error" T-Shirt

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The Definition Of Divorce "the end of an error" and the beginning of a new era

Tags: divorced af, i love the single life, divorced, back on the market, divorcee

The Definition Of Divorce "the end of an error"

$22 $16

A Working Mum Hasn’t Got Time For Hobbies T-Shirt

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A Working Mum Hasn’t Got Time For Hobbies, if I get a spare moment I go and lay down.

Tags: mama gifts, supermum, mommy gifts, hard working mum, mom of the year

A Working Mum Hasn’t Got Time For Hobbies

$22 $16

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Thanks but no thanks your cock looks fowl

Tags: sexism, rooster, go away funny, humorous girl power, me too movement

Your Cock Looks Fowl

$22 $16

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Keep That Cock Away From Me It’s Fowl

Tags: brush off, walk on by, give the brush off, kickass bitch, badass bitch

Keep That Cock Away From Me

$22 $16

I just had my first lesbian experience T-Shirt

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I just had my first lesbian experience, I had to tell my date he was acting like a bitch

Tags: dating tshits, single friend, single girlfriend gift, chat up line, laugh at yourself

I just had my first lesbian experience

$22 $16

There’s Only One Grandma-ster Chef T-Shirt

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There’s Only One Grandma-ster Chef and that’s my granny

Tags: grandmother funny, grandparents day, number one mom, granny jokes, i love my grammie

There’s Only One Grandma-ster Chef

$22 $16

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While waiting in the barbi-queue make the most of the time with a glass of wine

Tags: king of the grill, king of the barbecue, wine drinker, bbq gift ideas, barbecue lovers

King Of The Barbi-Queue

$22 $16

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You don’t stop lifting because you got old, you get old because you stopped lifting

Tags: 60 years of being awesome, 60 years young, 60th birthday gift idea, 60 years old, 60th birthday gift for men

I’m 60 Plus And Still Buff

$22 $16

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The best bedroom game ever and everyone’s a winner

Tags: bedroom games, sex toys, rampaging rabbit, games in bed, sexual innuendo

Do You Wanna Play With Me

$22 $16

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Keep your cock to yourself, that’s fowl

Tags: boy to girl gift, let him down easy, brush off, big dick, to my biggest fan

My Man Has Big Cock

$22 $16

You Can’t Beat Women And Get Away With It T-Shirt

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You Can’t Beat Women And Get Away With It, we won’t be silenced

Tags: womens rights, stop violence against women, domestic violence warrior, domestic violence awareness, feminism

You Can’t Beat Women And Get Away With It

$22 $16

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Me to, in fact it’s been so long I feel revirginated

Tags: sexual innuendo, im a virgin, still a virgin, a virgin again, the first time

Do You Feel Like A Virgin

$22 $16

I’m Black Proud And Well Endowed T-Shirt

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Say It Loud I’m Black Proud And Well Endowed

Tags: melaninaire gift, sexual innuendo, melanin poppin, chat up line, melaninaire funny

I’m Black Proud And Well Endowed

$22 $16

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I am unapologetically a pretty strong black woman

Tags: black queen, african american woman, melanin poppin queen, nubian princess, black pride

Pretty Strong Black Woman

$22 $16

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The power of her

Tags: she holds the power, times up on sexual harassment, sistas support sistas, female empowerment, strong black woman

Girl PowHer

$22 $16

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Never apologise for having bigger balls than a man, you are a pretty strong woman

Tags: womanpreneur, girlboss, grl pwr feminist, strong black woman, womens rights

I’ve Got Bigger Balls Than You

$22 $16

Motivational Quote Of The Day Turn Hate Into Heat T-Shirt

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Rearrange the letters and turn hate into heat, because heat always rises

Tags: quote design, qotd, haters gonna hate, quote of the day, no place for hate

Motivational Quote Of The Day Turn Hate Into Heat

$22 $16

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Dependent upon your powers of persuasion me and you could have a liaison

Tags: lucky penny, brush off line, wishbone, good luck, four leaf clover

Are You Feeling Lucky

$22 $16

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The boobs are real but the smile is fake so why don’t you slither away like a snake

Tags: the brush off, let him down gently, mens playthings, funny offensive, offensive adult humor

The Boobs Are Real

$22 $16

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I pray God provides you with all your wants and needs

Tags: essential attire, religion, god is essential, bible, jesus

God Is My Provider

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I’m Just A Little Girl What Did You Expect T-Shirt

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I’m Just A Little Girl What Did You Expect, I’m An Unfinished Project. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

Tags: dads are a girls first love, naughty girls, little miss sunshine, little girl birthday, mischievous little miss

I’m Just A Little Girl What Did You Expect

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I’m A Kid What Did You Expect I’m An Unfinished Project. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

Tags: mischievous, kids will be kids, mummies little monster, daddys boy, kids funny

I’m A Kid What Did You Expect

$22 $16

Something Every Parent With Daughters Should Know T-Shirt

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Teach your daughters the 7 B’s, Books Before Boys, Because Boys Bring Babies

Tags: daughter gift ideas, i love my daughter, funny daughter gift, mother to daughter, dad to daughter

Something Every Parent With Daughters Should Know

$22 $16

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